just ask for a blowjob theory

[vertexcy]

i just got my first ever sexual experience (blowjob) today from a girl i've been friends with for like 2 weeks, we have been hanging out after school at her house, usually watching movies or going out to the mall, but this time i was just so bored outta my mind and i was like fuck it so when we were laying in bed watching a movie i was like "Wanna give me head?" and surprisingly she said laughed for a bit and said yeah why not, i was like holy fuck how did that work, shit felt amazing too, felt like god was touching my dick.

 

[antipsychotics]

this did not happen

 

[kasrkin]

larp

 

[castizo_ascender]

tales from the shit infested ganges river

 

[Clown Show]

 

[matas2224]

then u woke up

 

[Bui]

she's a whore

 

[vanillaicecream]

this did not happen

larp

Bros think blowjobs don't exist irl

 

[antipsychotics]

Bros think blowjobs don't exist irl

your mom gave me one last night

 

[copassassin696]

 

[kasrkin]

Bros think blowjobs don't exist irl

he didn't get a blowjob. need proof where video?

 

[just coping]

your mom gave me one last night

Who names their dog 'your mom'?

 

[just coping]

Larp

 

[vanillaicecream]

he didn't get a blowjob. need proof where video?

Why would he record it dumbass

your mom gave me one last night

Kys

 

[glizzygnasher68]

 

[wsada]

Why would he record it dumbass


Kys

Why wouldn't he

 

[kasrkin]

Why would he record it dumbass

wtf wrong with you nigga? why do you have a dick in your mouth? why do you want to bully me? . you retarded if you think i wanted it recorded.

 

[looksmaxxed]

extremely gay plus two lives ruined forever

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

2 weeks going to her house after school and u never thought to try and kiss her lmao

 

[gribsufer1]

i just got my first ever sexual experience (blowjob) today from a girl i've been friends with for like 2 weeks, we have been hanging out after school at her house, usually watching movies or going out to the mall, but this time i was just so bored outta my mind and i was like fuck it so when we were laying in bed watching a movie i was like "Wanna give me head?" and surprisingly she said laughed for a bit and said yeah why not, i was like holy fuck how did that work, shit felt amazing too, felt like god was touching my dick.

how do you got to the house of the girl u only met 2 weeks ago nigger

 

[SoNotFunny]

op is right, you’d be surprised how far you can go by just asking

 

[puggy]

tales from the literal slums of Detroit