just asked my 2 aunts what the perfect dick size is over whatsapp

[Altruist]

one of them said "size doesn't matter, honey", and the other one that, I quote, "everything over 6x5 inches hurts like hell"

bluepilled low iq cunts. i guess i'll have to get a third opinion and ask my grandmother when i visit her in the retirement home.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Why are you asking your aunts this??

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

they dont want to hurt your feelings

 

[Deleted member 1813]

We be talking to our relatives about penises now

 

[Deleted member 132430]

Weird because when i asked your aunts this, they both said that my size is ideal for them

 

[Altruist]

Why are you asking your aunts this??

i'm parodying another active thread

and, even if it didn't exist ... are you guys seriously not even capable of grasping literary devices that are this fucking obvious?

 

[Altruist]

We be talking to our relatives about penises now

see my post above.

holy shit. you absolute cretins, lmao. rest assured your lack of 8/10 looks and a 6ft9 height isn't why you can't even get shit looking looksmatched gfs.

 

[Panzram]

one of them said "size doesn't matter, honey", and the other one that, I quote, "everything over 6x5 inches hurts like hell"

bluepilled low iq cunts. i guess i'll have to get a third opinion and ask my grandmother when i visit her in the retirement home.

Women are horrible at estimating size so asking is pointless.

 

[klip11]

We be talking to our relatives about penises now

He wants to see if his aunts will sign up to be in blacked.com

 

[Deleted member 1813]

He wants to see if his aunts will sign up to be in blacked.com

BBC recruiter

 

[Deleted member 125010]

i'm parodying another active thread

and, even if it didn't exist ... are you guys seriously not even capable of grasping literary devices that are this fucking obvious?

If you were here for some time you would realize your shit doesn't sound that crazy

 

[Willmogulater]

Average convo in the white family

 

[vanillaicecream]

"everything over 6x5 inches hurts like hell"

Feels good having a dick size that's supposed to hurt

 

[davidlaidisme67]

You made me feel better as a nephew