just ate 1400 calories worth of Belgian chocolate

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jfl at my diet
 
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Bloatmax
 
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Probs doubled your weight
 
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jfl at my diet

Polish Casserole
A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 03, 2011
 
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Polish Casserole
A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 03, 2011
disgusts me
 


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Polish Casserole
A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 03, 2011

Sounds fucking delicious.
 
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ah
 
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I just huffed 1400 millilitres of belgian gasoline.
 
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was it actually from Belgium?
 
RTUU
 
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Belgian chocolate is top tier, had some when I went
 
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Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog
the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.
Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

by compacked shit July 01, 2009
 
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Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog
the act of mixing your shit and vomit to create this fluid mixture then pour some on a long roll, and feed it to your fat bitch.
Conner: Yo dude, i think i just drank to much vodka.
Kasandra: Well, im kinda hungry. Here shit in this jar, then throw up in it.
Conner: WTF?
Kasandra: just do it
Conner: (HE throws up and shits)
Kasandra: ( she pours it into a longroll)
*she then proceeds to eat it
Coonner: Dudeeeeee What the fuck is your deal...not cool
Kasandra:Mmmm....Cincinnati Chili Cheese Dog...my favorite midnight snack

by compacked shit July 01, 2009
Sounds fucking delicious.
 
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bruh thats legit 2 bars of fat huge sugery dense chocolate.

you alright?
 
Belgian chocolates are the best.

I miss the truffles from Brussels. They were very delicious when I ate them there
 
bruh thats legit 2 bars of fat huge sugery dense chocolate.

you alright?
bro I ate an entire pack of guylian chocolate seashells, 22 pieces
 
Insomne do u copy?

@Tony, do u copy?


...

ovER
 
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chocolates me
 
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cope I ate 4000 kcal till now at least no larp
 
You literally ate the number of calories I eat in a day in chocolate.

You must not give a fuck about yourself lmao
 
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This is what slayers eat everyday cuzz
 
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You literally ate the number of calories I eat in a day in chocolate.

You must not give a fuck about yourself lmao
I look okay bloated too xd
 
Good now eat some more...
 
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I look okay bloated too xd
I still look decent bloated myself but it does take around 1 PSL point out of my looks.

Also bcs i have robust bones getting bloated makes my face look even fatter LOL.
 
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I still look decent bloated myself but it does take around 1 PSL point out of my looks.

Also bcs i have robust bones getting bloated makes my face look even fatter LOL.
yeah same I look much much better when I've been on a clean diet for a week or so but jfl sometimes I just can't resist chocolatemaxxing
 

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