Just cracked the baddest bitch of my life, insane ass + curvy as fuck

JimmyDreamsOfZygos

JimmyDreamsOfZygos

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Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on.
 
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IMG 6135
 
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Don't fly too close to the sun
 
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Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on.
Dnr, these tales
 
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no pics
 
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Not screencapping her snaps, and nothing on ig shows her body without her face. Just gonna have to believe me based on my reputation. I beat it up too, 3 rounds hoe.
 
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What's her tiktok
 
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1765286961369
 
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I try to be welcoming but it still disgusts me seeing your account age knowing you probably saw somebody do this for the first time last week and are so eager to replicate it. You’ll always be an echo of anything actually real, always last to arrive.
 
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I try to be welcoming but it still disgusts me seeing your account age knowing you probably saw somebody do this for the first time last week and are so eager to replicate it. You’ll always be an echo of anything actually real, always last to arrive.
The fact that you're over here for over 5 years and still chopped shows how much of a loser you are
 
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Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on.
:rolleyes:
 
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The fact that you're over here for over 5 years and still chopped shows how much of a loser you are
I only come back to try and save the lost souls here, I barely post I just drop absolute truth nukes which is why I’m known as the most intelligent man on the forum. You’re never touching pussy.
 
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Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on.
Chads ramblings
 
Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on.
dnr but what's your rating and what's hers
Show us pics nigga
 
durr I’m a faggot who joined last week
I’ll have my researchers decode this message and then I’ll get back to you, don’t worry.
 
I only come back to try and save the lost souls here, I barely post I just drop absolute truth nukes which is why I’m known as the most intelligent man on the forum. You’re never touching pussy.
MOST INTELLIGENT MAN ON THE FORUM FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHA

this literally showed your iq is in double digits
 
Too late I already gunned to this :forcedsmile:
Jokes aside damn
What's your rating bro mirin
Recessed zygoless psl-terrorist/8
Harmony wise I’m solid 4-4.5psl 6ft slightly neotenous features, not full otter mode but lean and can fraud a 6 pack if I’m starved. Idk how I pulled her tho I’m ngl, all I can say is Snapchat and facetime maxxing provides untold worlds of reward.
 
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Recessed zygoless psl-terrorist/8
Harmony wise I’m solid 4-4.5psl 6ft slightly neotenous features, not full otter mode but lean and can fraud a 6 pack if I’m starved. Idk how I pulled her tho I’m ngl, all I can say is Snapchat and facetime maxxing provides untold worlds of reward.
Damn
And hers?
 
Recessed zygoless psl-terrorist/8
Harmony wise I’m solid 4-4.5psl 6ft slightly neotenous features, not full otter mode but lean and can fraud a 6 pack if I’m starved. Idk how I pulled her tho I’m ngl, all I can say is Snapchat and facetime maxxing provides untold worlds of reward.
I'm also zygoless af
 
MOST INTELLIGENT MAN ON THE FORUM FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHA

this literally showed your iq is in double digits
Must not know about me then, nigga. I was dogging out hoes on this forum for JFL’s back in .me, spreading real ass knowledge that’s buried forever now under the rubble of tiktok fags shitting up the forum. Sort by my top posts you’ll find it, 5 years ago you were shitting in your diaper while I slayed, 5 years from now you’ll be shitting in your colostomy bag from your failed rope attempt, I’ll still be slaying.
 
Fuckkk I should feel better than this, I could only really think of bragging to my friends I wasn’t even that excited to get in the buns. This bitch was soo bad and had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen up close in person. I think the fear I had of getting lined/getting an STD kept me from fully enjoying it but I know she was a whore (she was fucking with me) and was on her nympho shit straight go from the second I walked in. I almost busted all over her after 3 strokes but I used a tactical rubber to keep myself from giving a bad performance.

She’s like 100k followers on tiktok bad buts she’s very mentally ill, doesn’t pose like the bad hoes do, and seemed very weird in person ngl. She was genuinely making the ahegao faces before I was even fucking her, which is weird and offputting to anybody over the age of 14. I’m pretty sure she’s either autistic or just hypersexual, the faces she made were so ugly and I kept thinking about the possibility of me waking up and having my dick burn, and me having to tell the other girls that i fw that I passed them an STD. The ass went so crazy tho, this bitch was really bouncing it full force all over my johnson. I see why people don’t spin back on bad hoes they crack once, I almost can’t see her in the same light now it’s like a summit I already reached.

Still proud as fuck tho, definite bragging rights any time I wanna pull out her pictures and flex from now on
Deathnic Folktales.
 
Good for you, sounds fun.
 
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Damn
And hers?
Easy 8.5/10 currently but the poverty failo and her dirty ass house kinda took me out of it. Body halo and makeup halo kinda but she could genuinely be fucking with rappers if her mental wasn’t so cooked. Also prayers for the zygospill brother, all hope is not lost.
 
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Easy 8.5/10 currently but the poverty failo and her dirty ass house kinda took me out of it. Body halo and makeup halo kinda but she could genuinely be fucking with rappers if her mental wasn’t so cooked. Also prayers for the zygospill brother, all hope is not lost.
Mirin the slaying bro shiiit
 
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Must not know about me then, nigga. I was dogging out hoes on this forum for JFL’s back in .me, spreading real ass knowledge that’s buried forever now under the rubble of tiktok fags shitting up the forum. Sort by my top posts you’ll find it, 5 years ago you were shitting in your diaper while I slayed, 5 years from now you’ll be shitting in your colostomy bag from your failed rope attempt, I’ll still be slaying.
the real ass knowledge :
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the real ass knowledge :
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😂😂 forgot about that one jfl, still that’s a proven technique for increasing redness and a healthy flushed look in record time. If you keep scrolling like a good boy you’ll see the whore evisceration thread
 

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