just did my first shoplift

[134applesauce456]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

 

[Jatt]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

what did you steal

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Ethnicity?

 

[slayy]

are you black by any chance?

 

[134applesauce456]

my hearts beating fast tbh i regret it, not worth the cortisol spike

 

[134applesauce456]

it was a big coporation btw not a small company

 

[DefiniteCokeAddict]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

sig checks out

 

[134applesauce456]

sig checks out

what does that mean

 

[134applesauce456]

guys i'm literally out of the store in my car but I am still so paranoid ts was not worth jt

you can't get arrested for stealing a $25 dollar item right?

 

[134applesauce456]

@acm @MyDreamIsToBe183CM @superpsycho @Shrek2OnDvD @GhostBoySwag

 

[DefiniteCokeAddict]

what does that mean

your signature is a freezeframe of spongebob shoplifting

 

[superpsycho]

selfsnitching.org

 

[nobodylovesme]

bad goy

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

it was a big coporation btw not a small company

Yh your fucked they caught you on camera

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

guys i'm literally out of the store in my car but I am still so paranoid ts was not worth jt

you can't get arrested for stealing a $25 dollar item right?

Maybe idk it depends on the country and law

Shoplifting charges can be punished anywhere from a fine to a short term imprisonment of no more than a few months

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

guys i'm literally out of the store in my car but I am still so paranoid ts was not worth jt

you can't get arrested for stealing a $25 dollar item right?

What did you even steal?

 

[eon]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

ur so naughty

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

What did you even steal?

Snickers bar

 

[straighthairflockz]

well well well nigger

 

[straighthairflockz]

Snickers bar

niggers

 

[134applesauce456]

What did you even steal?

skincare

ts overpriced and my parents drained my bank so I resort to desperate measures

 

[straighthairflockz]

What did you even steal?

sniggers bar

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

skincare

ts overpriced and my parents drained my bank so I resort to desperate measures

I also do refund method and it has gotten me like $1k worth of free stuff


idk im genuinely addicted to fraud

Skin colour?

 

[PsiIocybin]

guys i'm literally out of the store in my car but I am still so paranoid ts was not worth jt

you can't get arrested for stealing a $25 dollar item right?

They definitely saw you steal but chasing you down for $25 isn’t worth the cortisol spike for them jfl

Pretty sure big companies wait for you to steal a certain dollar amount before chasing you down

 

[134applesauce456]

They definitely saw you steal but chasing you down for $25 isn’t worth the cortisol spike for them jfl

Pretty sure big companies wait for you to steal a certain dollar amount before chasing you down

yep this is exactly what i've heard before that's how I got the low enough inhib to do it

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

Mirin

 

[not__cel]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

I want to but I’m too high inhib

 

[permaNTmasking]

I shoplifted 2 valerian tinctures. Like hell im paying $40 for that when the possibility for it to be free is wide open.

 

[heightmax]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

absolute class mate

 

[sub5outsider]

bro i work in a store big stores are robbed everyday for hundred of dollars dont worry FBI wont knock on your door

 

[134applesauce456]

I want to but I’m too high inhib

I am also high inhib but I did some research on shoplifting and lowkey no one ever gets caught

 

[not__cel]

I am also high inhib but I did some research on shoplifting and lowkey no one ever gets caught

Except that Indian target lady jfl

 

[lowiqcel__.]

guys i'm literally out of the store in my car but I am still so paranoid ts was not worth jt

you can't get arrested for stealing a $25 dollar item right?

The guy working with the cameras might release your vid stealing on tiktok or sum if hes feeling like it

 

[134applesauce456]

Except that Indian target lady jfl

ye if you steal a big amount like i'd say over $400 they will start investing effort into catching you

 

[134applesauce456]

The guy working with the cameras might release your vid stealing on tiktok or sum if hes feeling like it

damn that would be brutal

I lowkey think I played it off well though, I made it look like an accident/unintentional

 

[not__cel]

ye if you still a big amount like i'd say over $400 they will start investing effort into catching you

I’ll start small with toothpicks then move on to laptops you’re the G

 

[134applesauce456]

I’ll start small with toothpicks then move on to laptops you’re the G

just don't do it to small companies, do it to big companies that make billions of profit they can handle some charity work

 

[not__cel]

just don't do it to small companies, do it to big companies that make billions of profit they can handle some charity work

Nah I’ll do it to elderly people

 

[GhostBoySwag]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

no why steal

 

[Greypiller]

it was a $25 dollar item or something

my sister was talking to this girl and they were talking for a long time and I stayed by them I think that helped idk

Did you use a booster bag?

 

[134applesauce456]

Did you use a booster bag?

no it was a $25 item it didn't have any security tags

if an item is security protected and expensive it's not even worth the cortisol to steal it tbh

 

[Clqs]

 

[Joaquin]

BASED

 

[Joaquin]

BASED

Only do it to big jews corporations tho

 

[134applesauce456]

Only do it to big jews corporations tho

yep

big companies make billions of profit they can handle some charity work

 

[acm]

woah bhai good job

dw ive taken shit upto $70 before and I was all fine, you're in the clear

I was actually gonna post a guide i made on how I smuggle out stuff from stores but sir gengar said no it's illegal