just found out my mother ate a doughnut while pregnant with me

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i just went through all her photo albums that whore lied to me she said she only ate raw brains and cod sperm but ive just seen the fucking photo

no wonder im only 6 foot 4 instead of 6 foot 6 and my wrists didnt develop i told her she might aswell have killed me and hung up fuck her

i better only eat wild otters now locally sourced im going to talk to the balkan immigrant tomorrow and see what he can catch for me

first i need to fast and get some HGH improvements and clear digestion then ill walk 10 miles in bare feet and look for wild goose eggs
 
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I am on day 7 nofap. Noticed more hair follicles, increased energy. Came in as one of the first today at school sports event. Even two teachers today called me that name lol.
Not kidding either.
Feeling like nofap increases androgen receptor density.
Perma nofapping/only sex from now on.

Try that shit out
 
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fucking lol she wasn't even eating bull testicles? no wonder you post on this shithole
 
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@2peasinapod is this ur alt fag?
 
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daily ropefuel
[IMG alt="wasted"]https://looksmax.org/data/avatars/l/8/8613.jpg?1597748153[/IMG]
wasted
That boy was a monster
 
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wasted
That boy was a monster
sorry bro that didnt go as expected
 
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I am on day 7 nofap. Noticed more hair follicles, increased energy. Came in as one of the first today at school sports event. Even two teachers today called me that name lol.
Not kidding either.
Feeling like nofap increases androgen receptor density.
Perma nofapping/only sex from now on.

Try that shit out
Can’t tell if sarcasm or not
I am really bad at picking up on jokes and social queues
 
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Over if your mum didn’t inject tren while she was pregnant with you
 
I am on day 7 nofap. Noticed more hair follicles, increased energy. Came in as one of the first today at school sports event. Even two teachers today called me that name lol.
Not kidding either.
Feeling like nofap increases androgen receptor density.
Perma nofapping/only sex from now on.

Try that shit out
Keep us updated.
 
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REPOSTED NECROPOSTED THREAD FUCK YOU YOU REACTION STARVED SUBHUMAN WORM
1598769614778
 
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his threads belong to the museum. Its not my fault that zoomers dont know who he was
 
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tip for anyone in the future who gets married and wants chad kids: beat your wives during pregnancy, it induces release of prenatal T
 
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I am on day 7 nofap. Noticed more hair follicles, increased energy. Came in as one of the first today at school sports event. Even two teachers today called me that name lol.
Not kidding either.
Feeling like nofap increases androgen receptor density.
Perma nofapping/only sex from now on.

Try that shit out
JFL, you came first in SCHOOL sports, any cuck can do that lmao
 
mt mother ate a pregnut while doughnant with me
 
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