Just found Won't Stop Noodling's anthem *unironically*

[Deleted member 3073]

"Asian Hooker" by Steel Panther

The lyrics go:

I'm in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I try to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese, no

Found a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees, yeah

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
(Ah, sucky sucky)

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit

I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai-chi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
Asian hooker

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple of grand
Just fucking hookers in the Can

Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

Asian hooker
Hot little mother fucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
I want them Asian
Hookers

Let's do some Asians
Let's fuck some hookers

@Won'tStopNoodling​

 

[Deleted member 6723]

 

[Deleted member 3073]

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Who's that?

 

[Deleted member 6723]

Who's that?

copingvolcel

 

[Deleted member 10679]

Who's that?

WHO ARE YOU!!?!?!?​

 

[Deleted member 9699]

theme song of every 35 year old white male in a shitty marriage

 

[Deleted member 3073]

theme song of every 35 year old white male in a shitty marriage

Couldn't have said it better. Based band, based song

 

[stuckneworleans]

 

[Deleted member 3073]

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Nigga literally made Asian bitches carry him to the stage sitting on a carriage or some shit lmao

They even sang this song in Tokyo and no one flinched

Asians keeps taking Ls

 

[Deleted member 9670]

steel panther are sick

 

[Deleted member 3073]

steel panther are sick

One of the greatest bands of all time. They make normies get mad 24/7 with their satire

 

[Deleted member 7776]

I don't fuck or like hookers.

 

[randomuser2407]

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I can get laid from tinder in southeast asia, I dont need to pay for it and risk getting stds from prostitutes. When I did my experiment this summer in Bangkok with tinder gold, one of the beckies I matched with wanted to see me right away, so if I had been in Bangkok at that time, I could have gotten laid very quickly. And I had 50 matches in 1 day, and many of them messaged me first but I didnt reply to most of them.

And the experiment was done with the same autistic pictures you see on my rating thread, the picture you now use as a signature was part of my profile. That means that even without changing anything about my looks, I can slay in southeast asia right now. So, when I finally finish this semester on December 17th, I'll get a job to save up a little over 10 000$ at least to do a 3 month trip in southeast asia to not only get laid but also to do scuba diving and become a divemaster and dive instructor. If I make enough money, I'll extend my trip by delaying my semester in order to do 8 months in total. During that time, I'll be able to have sex with over 100 women, maybe even 150-200, and none of them will be prostitutes, all of them will be free. Then I'll come back home NTmaxxed and I'll slay the girls at my college.

I believe that the best way to NTmax is to gain lots of real experience with women while playing the dating game on tutorial mode as a tall white guy in southeast asia.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I can get laid from tinder in southeast asia, I dont need to pay for it and risk getting stds from prostitutes. When I did my experiment this summer in Bangkok with tinder gold, one of the beckies I matched with wanted to see me right away, so if I had been in Bangkok at that time, I could have gotten laid very quickly. And I had 50 matches in 1 day, and many of them messaged me first but I didnt reply to most of them.

And the experiment was done with the same autistic pictures you see on my rating thread, the picture you now use as a signature was part of my profile. That means that even without changing anything about my looks, I can slay in southeast asia right now. So, when I finally finish this semester on December 17th, I'll get a job to save up a little over 10 000$ at least to do a 3 month trip in southeast asia to not only get laid but also to do scuba diving and become a divemaster and dive instructor. If I make enough money, I'll extend my trip by delaying my semester in order to do 8 months in total. During that time, I'll be able to have sex with over 100 women, maybe even 150-200, and none of them will be prostitutes, all of them will be free. Then I'll come back home NTmaxxed and I'll slay the girls at my college.

I believe that the best way to NTmax is to gain lots of real experience with women while playing the dating game on tutorial mode as a tall white guy in southeast asia.

is this a pasta or did u really just write all this shit for this one thread?

 

[Deleted member 9072]

is this a pasta or did u really just write all this shit for this one thread?

He wrote that shit for legit
writes essays in his spare time

 

[randomuser2407]

is this a pasta or did u really just write all this shit for this one thread?

This is not my longest essay, I just wrote my longest essay of all my time on looksmax today here: https://looksmax.org/threads/how-ca...fects-as-much-as-possible.254962/post-4398121

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Cant stop listening to this song. The solo is great