just gave myself testicular torsion

[yyamann]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

 

[Mrinfinityx]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

Stop sleeping with ur legs straight on the side bro

 

[yyamann]

Stop sleeping with ur legs straight on the side bro

i try but the pillow keeps slipping from between my legs

 

[Mrinfinityx]

i try but the pillow keeps slipping from between my legs

Try this one with or without a pillow

U just need to move ur dick parralel

 

[yyamann]

Try this one with or without a pillow

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U just need to move ur dick parralel

looks solid bro ima try it after i get my balls fixed when i wake up (im probably gonna end up getting another surgery)

 

[Mrinfinityx]

looks solid bro ima try it after i get my balls fixed when i wake up (im probably gonna end up getting another surgery)

Wurry up, emergencies cant refuse something this urgent, u dont want to end up with necrosis, it is like priaspism tier concern

 

[N1666]

looks solid bro ima try it after i get my balls fixed when i wake up (im probably gonna end up getting another surgery)

Go to the hospital now , you do realise if blood can’t reach your testicle(s) you’ll lose it forever.

 

[yyamann]

Wurry up, emergencies cant refuse something this urgent, u dont want to end up with necrosis, it is like priaspism tier concern

shiet bro sounds serious as fuck ima get up rn

Go to the hospital now , you do realise if blood can’t reach your testicle(s) you’ll lose it forever.

running to the hospital bros, i think they just twist it back into place with no surgery (if i was fast enough)

 

[darkromantica]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

You need to go to the hospital swallow your pride or embarrassment or whatever its not an option you have to go

 

[97baHater]

You fucking dumb nigger you better run ASAP to the hospital

 

[N1666]

shiet bro sounds serious as fuck ima get up rn

running to the hospital bros, i think they just twist it back into place with no surgery (if i was fast enough)

I’ve had torsion before, it’s nothing to worry about as long as you get there urgently. Good luck

 

[yyamann]

You need to go to the hospital swallow your pride or embarrassment or whatever its not an option you have to go

You fucking dumb nigger you better run ASAP to the hospital

going there rn bhais i'll hop off n update when its fixed

I’ve had torsion before, it’s nothing to worry about as long as you get there urgently. Good luck

yea i think they can just twist it back into place if u get there fast n the hospital is 5 mins away, thanks.

 

[NorwoodAscender]

my worst fear tbh.

best of luck

 

[GlamourPursuer]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

looking at my avi will fix it

 

[yyamann]

my worst fear tbh.

best of luck

its one of my worst fears too i gave it to myself before and after it happened the first time i started stressing about it every single passing second

thanks brother

 

[yyamann]

looking at my avi will fix it

can confirm

 

[n9wiff]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

Are you quepasta?

 

[yyamann]

update: i went to the hospital n they twisted it back into place after an hour of trying bc turns out i had it twisted two times JFL i couldve went infertile if i slept so its all fixed now
@N1666
@97baHater
@Mrinfinityx
@StepanovMogs
its not over for my balls bros

 

[mellozz246]

good story

 

[2d v2]

title. its 5:43 am and im about to sleep i cant go to the hospital, the pain is fucking unbearable, its over. this is the second fucking time

I always feel my balls and make sure they are not turned weird before going to sleep. years ago sometimes they would go to the side.

start lifting weights so they grow then they dont do that anymore.

 

[yyamann]

good story

oh no i got a totally okay thing to get as a man i wonder how, it must be so impossible. did you know torsion happens to most men at least once in their lifetime? go kill yourself stupid faggot

 

[yyamann]

I always feel my balls and make sure they are not turned weird before going to sleep

lowkey very solid. i used to just make the sack saggy n then shake them to fix any weird turns or twists

 

[mellozz246]

why are u being so mean bhai i just said the story is good

oh no i got a totally okay thing to get as a man i wonder how, it must be so impossible. did you know torsion happens to most men at least once in their lifetime? go kill yourself stupid faggot

 

[Gonthar]

Get one of those milking tables, so you can sleep with your balls and penis hanging down freely and no restrictions...

 

[yyamann]

why are u being so mean bhai i just said the story is good

i thought ur telling me its a fake tale jfl sorry bhai

 

[yyamann]

Get one of those milking tables, so you can sleep with your balls and penis hanging down freely and no restrictions...

JFLLL oh now lets see if this will help

 

[mellozz246]

i thought ur telling me its a fake tale jfl sorry bhai

its okay bhai i forgive you

 

[Gonthar]

JFLLL oh now lets see if this will help

They keep the balls and dick in the correct position. They also allow sex play, different sexual positions and easy access to your penis, let's say your wife/girlfriend wakes up during the night and wants to suck cock - what exactly are her options? Well, with this table, she can do it quickly right there, without even waking you up, it's simply genius!

 

[yyamann]

They keep the balls and dick in the correct position. They also allow sex play, different sexual positions and easy access to your penis, let's say your wife/girlfriend wakes up during the night and wants to suck cock - what exactly are her options? Well, with this table, she can do it quickly right there, without even waking you up, it's simply genius!

the problem is i dont have a girlfriend do i still get the table?

 

[Gonthar]

the problem is i dont have a girlfriend do i still get the table?

Yes, you can still use it for regular massage, or attach various devices under the table.