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leave all this crazy stuff behind and be happy
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I’m at the uni library and just got approached by a mtb who said that her friend “over there” thinks I’m cute.
I didn’t look cus I didn’t wanna make it awkward.
Instead, i just said “really? what’s wrong with her”
And the mtb replied “don’t act like all the girls at uni don’t crush on you”.
“Ummm I doubt that ”, i replied while cringing.
She passed me her phone and i typed my ig @.
She walked away and now i can’t stop smiling bro.
I just know the dude in front of me fucking hates me for being such a humblebragger.
He’s htn and his ass just got humbled from what he just witnessed.
This is what I’ve been striving for for years.
Years of softmaxxing and smashing my face with a perfume bottle are starting to pay off!
I didn’t look cus I didn’t wanna make it awkward.
Instead, i just said “really? what’s wrong with her”
And the mtb replied “don’t act like all the girls at uni don’t crush on you”.
“Ummm I doubt that ”, i replied while cringing.
She passed me her phone and i typed my ig @.
She walked away and now i can’t stop smiling bro.
I just know the dude in front of me fucking hates me for being such a humblebragger.
He’s htn and his ass just got humbled from what he just witnessed.
This is what I’ve been striving for for years.
Years of softmaxxing and smashing my face with a perfume bottle are starting to pay off!
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