Just got caught stealing

[sigma boii]

I just walked out the store and didnt put it back they were yelling I dont give a fuck

 

[User28823]

what was it

 

[ihatereddit]

keep doing that and your skin will turn black, true story

 

[ThisCat]

letme guess.....mhm


Black?

 

[Vultus Tui Res]

I just walked out the store and didnt put it back they were yelling I dont give a fuck

Very, low inhib.

 

[santnewgen]

what did u try stealing bhai

 

[sigma boii]

what was it

@thereallegend

 

[It'snotover]

Writing it on the internet, just right after you stolen something. Amazing job.

 

[sigma boii]

Writing it on the internet, just right after you stolen something. Amazing job.

Where I live you can steal $950 before its considered a crime so its not really niggermax

 

[It'snotover]

Where I live you can steal $950 before its considered a crime so its not really niggermax

Based then

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

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@thereallegend

I knew you would be stealing meat

Dude, you can at least put a little effort in.
Go to different stores that aren’t your local store, at peak hours(bigger is better when you do this), literally just stuff ur pants and jacket(make sure you tuck your pants legs into boots or smth) and you’ll be gucci
The main problem w/ having people see you so soon is that you immediately burn a location once they have workers see you like that

 

[CEO]

"they were yelling"

"SAAAR PLEASE DO NAAAHT REDEEEEEM THAAA WALMART GIFTCARD!!!!!! SAAAAAAR PLEZZZE NOOOO REDEEEEEMMMMMMMMM"

 

[sigma boii]

I knew you would be stealing meat

Dude, you can at least put a little effort in.
Go to different stores that aren’t your local store, at peak hours(bigger is better when you do this), literally just stuff ur pants and jacket(make sure you tuck your pants legs into boots or smth) and you’ll be gucci
The main problem w/ having people see you so soon is that you immediately burn a location once they have workers see you like that

I actually do all of this exactly but I was going to a store to buy drinks normally and saw that there was no one guarding exit so I was just like fuck it

 

[back/forward]

I knew you would be stealing meat

Dude, you can at least put a little effort in.
Go to different stores that aren’t your local store, at peak hours(bigger is better when you do this), literally just stuff ur pants and jacket(make sure you tuck your pants legs into boots or smth) and you’ll be gucci
The main problem w/ having people see you so soon is that you immediately burn a location once they have workers see you like that

I used to do that when I was broke. I used to be afraid of stealing something, but then, by using one neuron in my brain, I realized that it was so fucking easy. You just walk into a store and you can literally openly take anything from the counter and put it in your pocket. This is actually crazy, jfl

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

I actually do all of this exactly but I was going to a store to buy drinks normally and saw that there was no one guarding exit so I was just like fuck it

Real ass gangsta nigga. When opportunity knocks…

 

[JustCallMeKash]

nice anytime I steal I jst start eating the shit in the store and they jst assume I came in with it