Just got home from a date with a LTB (it’s over)

[hopelessromanticc]

I was gigafrauding the whole time had lifts+toilet paper in my shoes had eyeliner on and other shit

Also I pretended to be smoothe and have game by talking low and slowly and t try ing to fraud that I’m relaxed. And I voicefrauded hard

After a while I just relaxed normally and my heart rate went really low so I offered to cuddle while in the car and she surprisingly said yes then we drove to a random store I turned on some music so I can get her horny
Didn’t rlly work unfortunately also the bitch had a thick ass (her face wasn’t good but her body was) and she was crushing my skeleton I couldn’t breathe half the time so I frauded that I had a headache jfl

It’s fucking over for my frail ass
I tried to fuck by touching on her and kissing on her and shit and shit didn’t work.
I tried to give a hickey n she was like no

Jfl couldn’t even crack a ltb on a first date imma kms

 

[chudcell999]

I was gigafrauding the whole time had lifts+toilet paper in my shoes had eyeliner on and other shit

Also I pretended to be smoothe and have game by talking low and slowly and t try ing to fraud that I’m relaxed. And I voicefrauded hard

After a while I just relaxed normally and my heart rate went really low so I offered to cuddle while in the car and she surprisingly said yes then we drove to a random store I turned on some music so I can get her horny
Didn’t rlly work unfortunately also the bitch had a thick ass (her face wasn’t good but her body was) and she was crushing my skeleton I couldn’t breathe half the time so I frauded that I had a headache jfl

It’s fucking over for my frail ass
I tried to fuck by touching on her and kissing on her and shit and shit didn’t work.
I tried to give a hickey n she was like no

Jfl couldn’t even crack a ltb on a first date imma kms

You can definitely crack LTBs on the first date but if you're not htn + there's no reason to fuck you on the first date because you don't add anything to their life to crack LTBs on the first date they have to be horny Make sure they're horny.

 

[Deroga]

Mirin the comedic jester throughout the whole story.

Reminds me of old org threads, repped!

 

[inceltriad78]

I was gigafrauding the whole time had lifts+toilet paper in my shoes had eyeliner on and other shit

Also I pretended to be smoothe and have game by talking low and slowly and t try ing to fraud that I’m relaxed. And I voicefrauded hard

After a while I just relaxed normally and my heart rate went really low so I offered to cuddle while in the car and she surprisingly said yes then we drove to a random store I turned on some music so I can get her horny
Didn’t rlly work unfortunately also the bitch had a thick ass (her face wasn’t good but her body was) and she was crushing my skeleton I couldn’t breathe half the time so I frauded that I had a headache jfl

It’s fucking over for my frail ass
I tried to fuck by touching on her and kissing on her and shit and shit didn’t work.
I tried to give a hickey n she was like no

Jfl couldn’t even crack a ltb on a first date imma kms

Show a pic or tales I want to see her phat ass

 

[domomoto]

I was gigafrauding the whole time had lifts+toilet paper in my shoes had eyeliner on and other shit

Also I pretended to be smoothe and have game by talking low and slowly and t try ing to fraud that I’m relaxed. And I voicefrauded hard

After a while I just relaxed normally and my heart rate went really low so I offered to cuddle while in the car and she surprisingly said yes then we drove to a random store I turned on some music so I can get her horny
Didn’t rlly work unfortunately also the bitch had a thick ass (her face wasn’t good but her body was) and she was crushing my skeleton I couldn’t breathe half the time so I frauded that I had a headache jfl

It’s fucking over for my frail ass
I tried to fuck by touching on her and kissing on her and shit and shit didn’t work.
I tried to give a hickey n she was like no

Jfl couldn’t even crack a ltb on a first date imma kms

wth