just got "kidnapped" by 2 blonde HTBs with body halo, slayed both

[CelestialEmpire]

its an event at my college today so everybodys on the streets day drinking, my slayer friends were in our front yard playing die, pong, etc along with a crowd of like 60 people

i was in the living room texting my situationship to come over in the afternoon, two insanely hot blonde bops with body halo barged in asking to use the washroom but looked super stunned when they saw an absolute touse slayer beauty (me) and ended up chatting and said they were going to grab lunch and i should come with

we went to five guys a few streets away and ate, then they invited me back to their place (theyre housemates) and they literally started touching and making out with me once i took off my shoes

ended up fucking both of them raw and came on/in them like 3 times, now im ubereating food while my slayer friends are taking a nap and about to pre to absolutely muck the bars tn

 

[FiendFiend]

dude im at NYU what frat r u in?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

dude im at NYU what frat r u in?

im not at nyu, jfl its a ethnic nerd school

 

[sarmatian]

Worst day in 2016

 

[llane9]

this did not happen

 

[ybuyhgui]

dude im at NYU what frat r u in?

op attends a school in the slums of Bangladesh

 

[FiendFiend]

im not at nyu, jfl its a ethnic nerd school

stfu im WASP 5'11 patrick bateman lookalike we should meetup and slay

 

[MaracasMogs]

its an event at my college today so everybodys on the streets day drinking, my slayer friends were in our front yard playing die, pong, etc along with a crowd of like 60 people

i was in the living room texting my situationship to come over in the afternoon, two insanely hot blonde bops with body halo barged in asking to use the washroom but looked super stunned when they saw an absolute touse slayer beauty (me) and ended up chatting and said they were going to grab lunch and i should come with

we went to five guys a few streets away and ate, then they invited me back to their place (theyre housemates) and they literally started touching and making out with me once i took off my shoes

ended up fucking both of them raw and came on/in them like 3 times, now im ubereating food while my slayer friends are taking a nap and about to pre to absolutely muck the bars tn

Show proof or this thread was worthless

 

[FiendFiend]

Show proof or this thread was worthless

he larps being a WASP 6'5 guy its kinda funny and pathetic

 

[MaracasMogs]

he larps being a WASP 6'5 guy its kinda funny and pathetic

That's what I'm saying

 

[miloeatscookies]

i wish people on this site were as high inhib as me

 

[asdvek]

dude im at NYU what frat r u in?

This dude is larping about everything. His whole account is based off a huge larp.

This dude had another account here too which he deleted after he got caught larping.

Don't take any of his shit serious

 

[Rothschild]

its an event at my college today so everybodys on the streets day drinking, my slayer friends were in our front yard playing die, pong, etc along with a crowd of like 60 people

i was in the living room texting my situationship to come over in the afternoon, two insanely hot blonde bops with body halo barged in asking to use the washroom but looked super stunned when they saw an absolute touse slayer beauty (me) and ended up chatting and said they were going to grab lunch and i should come with

we went to five guys a few streets away and ate, then they invited me back to their place (theyre housemates) and they literally started touching and making out with me once i took off my shoes

ended up fucking both of them raw and came on/in them like 3 times, now im ubereating food while my slayer friends are taking a nap and about to pre to absolutely muck the bars tn

tales

 

[CelestialEmpire]

he larps being a WASP 6'5 guy its kinda funny and pathetic

i AM a 6'5.5 235lb lean WASP touse slayer retard

 

[FiendFiend]

i AM a 6'5.5 235lb lean WASP touse slayer retard

jfl heres me i approached to speak at a stand when some debater came on and got clipped. ur literally fucking tiny id rape u