Just hired an escort for the first time in years

KingOfRome

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I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...
 
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What PSL was she
 
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2D >>>>
 
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“self-heating vibrating masturbator cup” wtf even is that
 
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Good
Hookers are great
 
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Should've hired a more attractive escort ngl.
 
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last time i hired one, i couldnt get a boner either

i only stick with 2d

im keeping my virginity forever.
 
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you didnt have money for more gl one?
I do, but all the gl ones are swimming in regulars and are really hard to get anywhere with as a first-timer (to the area). The less attractive ones are more open to first-timers and also appreciate a clean well-mannered client more. (Cheaper escorts cater to fat old drunkards who don't shower, so when you hire one as a younger guy who's clean, polite, and in decent shape, they'll be more attentive towards you even if you're a 4/10 in the face with mediocre height.)
 
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Cialis20mg
 
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“self-heating vibrating masturbator cup” wtf even is that
Truecel weapon, it is the excalibur of incels, only the true prophet will be the one wearing this humonghous weapon.
 
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I do, but all the gl ones are swimming in regulars and are really hard to get anywhere with as a first-timer (to the area). The less attractive ones are more open to first-timers and also appreciate a clean well-mannered client more. (Cheaper escorts cater to fat old drunkards who don't shower, so when you hire one as a younger guy who's clean, polite, and in decent shape, they'll be more attentive towards you even if you're a 4/10 in the face with mediocre height.)
>when you live in a country where the hookers choose the clients
lmao living in the US is hell
 
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Did you make that whore moan at least?
 
Did you make that whore moan at least?
She moaned, whimpered, gasped, and called me daddy, ded srs.

wouldn't fuck for free
I was basically catfished, though I'd expected as much based on the incredibly low price, so I went with it anyway. Hadn't even touched a girl in years...
 
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I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...
hahaha cringe faggot
 
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I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...
Yeah, sex is way overrated. Cooming is life.
 
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$100 for a half-hour. Most escorts do half-hour for $160 or so.
Insane.

Here in Europe, where prostitution is regulated you pay half the price for an average girl.
 
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Like 3-ish?
Imagine paying to fuck 3 PSL thot, are you insane? If you're gonna pay, atleast pay for someone hot enough you couldn't fuck for free.
 
Insane.

Here in Europe, where prostitution is regulated you pay half the price for an average girl.
What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.
 
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Actually prices across entire Europe tend to be the same because of EU. You can't just go to Ukraine and get cheap escorts. Sure, maybe there's some small differences in price, but not much.
 
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What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.
Yeah, It's legal but not regulated in brothels and such that pay taxes

Brothels and Laufhaus are cheaper.

Take a look at some Laufhaus prices
 
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What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.
In Germany you can still bang most EE hookers and some western hookers for 70-80€/30min. Most German escorts charge 100€/30min at least tho.
 
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use escortnews.eu
 
Yeah, It's legal but not regulated in brothels and such that pay taxes

Brothels and Laufhaus are cheaper.

Take a look at some Laufhaus prices
In Laufhaus you can fuck at 30€ ngl. The problem is you can’t see the escorts’ pics beforehand, and no appointment is needed. You might run into other escortcels as well. Personally I prefer hooker’s apartment where you can contact the bitch in advance and have more privacy.
 
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In Laufhaus you can fuck at 30€ ngl. The problem is you can’t see the escorts’ pics beforehand, and no appointment is needed. You might run into other escortcels as well. Personally I prefer hooker’s apartment where you can contact the bitch in advance and have more privacy.
When I checked out of curiosity there were several Laufhaus sites with pictures of prostitutes. Might be a scam though
 
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An average-size condom on an above-average-size dick that's already been desensitized by high-powered male sex toys pretty much guarantees I could hammer away forever without finishing since I hardly feel anything...

Imagine paying to fuck 3 PSL thot, are you insane? If you're gonna pay, atleast pay for someone hot enough you couldn't fuck for free.
3-4 psl is average for standard hookers in the US. Genuinely attractive ones are way past my budget and I wouldn't even know where to find them since they advertise on different sites.

Plus I was catfished. She was psl 4-5 in her pics.

I'm literally on 3 times the standard TRT dose.
 
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I've created a sanctified image of you, from the way you speak you appear to be above these things
I can't picture you having sex and lusting over girls :feelsthink: it's funny
 
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what happened with the tinder matches?
 
She moaned, whimpered, gasped, and called me daddy, ded srs.


Must've felt great, even if you didn't coom.

Did you slap her ass around? maybe hit her in the eye Chris brown style?
 
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i saw one a couple weeks ago and i started smelling her pussy and just left. Sex is sooo gross man. I don't even know what I want anymore.
 
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I wanna be gl and be a hooker. Id be rich jfl.
 
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Did she mire your muscles bro?
I don't think so. Didn't seem like the type who cares about muscles that much. It was too subtle for me to tell if she did.

i saw one a couple weeks ago and i started smelling her pussy and just left. Sex is sooo gross man. I don't even know what I want anymore.
Did you order some test vials and needles?
 
Wow imagine paying to fuck a 3 psl
 

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