Just hired an escort for the first time in years

[KingOfRome]

I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.



I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...

 

[stuckneworleans]

What PSL was she

 

[Deleted member 6902]

Oh snap

 

[Disabledcel]

2D >>>>

 

[Deleted member 6902]

“self-heating vibrating masturbator cup” wtf even is that

 

[KingOfRome]

What PSL was she

Like 3-ish?

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Good
Hookers are great

 

[KingOfRome]

“self-heating vibrating masturbator cup” wtf even is that

This thing.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Like 3-ish?

you didnt have money for more gl one?

 

[Deleted member 4991]

Should've hired a more attractive escort ngl.

 

[Gosick]

last time i hired one, i couldnt get a boner either

i only stick with 2d

im keeping my virginity forever.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Like 3-ish?

Locationmaxx so you can escortcel and fuck hot bitchez

 

[Deleted member 4044]

Should've hired a more attractive escort ngl.

Sometimes a less good looking one is more nasty

In my experience really hot ones dont try hard

 

[KingOfRome]

you didnt have money for more gl one?

I do, but all the gl ones are swimming in regulars and are really hard to get anywhere with as a first-timer (to the area). The less attractive ones are more open to first-timers and also appreciate a clean well-mannered client more. (Cheaper escorts cater to fat old drunkards who don't shower, so when you hire one as a younger guy who's clean, polite, and in decent shape, they'll be more attentive towards you even if you're a 4/10 in the face with mediocre height.)

 

[Ascensionrequired]

 

[Deleted member 4804]

“self-heating vibrating masturbator cup” wtf even is that

Truecel weapon, it is the excalibur of incels, only the true prophet will be the one wearing this humonghous weapon.

 

[WannaBeA6]

I do, but all the gl ones are swimming in regulars and are really hard to get anywhere with as a first-timer (to the area). The less attractive ones are more open to first-timers and also appreciate a clean well-mannered client more. (Cheaper escorts cater to fat old drunkards who don't shower, so when you hire one as a younger guy who's clean, polite, and in decent shape, they'll be more attentive towards you even if you're a 4/10 in the face with mediocre height.)

>when you live in a country where the hookers choose the clients
lmao living in the US is hell

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Did you make that whore moan at least?

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Like 3-ish?

wouldn't fuck for free

 

[KingOfRome]

Did you make that whore moan at least?

She moaned, whimpered, gasped, and called me daddy, ded srs.

wouldn't fuck for free

I was basically catfished, though I'd expected as much based on the incredibly low price, so I went with it anyway. Hadn't even touched a girl in years...

 

[Deleted member 3635]

I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.



I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...

hahaha cringe faggot

 

[Deleted member 3328]

incredibly low price

how much?

 

[KingOfRome]

how much?

$100 for a half-hour. Most escorts do half-hour for $160 or so.

 

[Bes]

She moaned, whimpered, gasped, and called me daddy, ded srs.

Chad.

 

[BigBiceps]

I was afraid I'd coom too early.

But as it turns out,

despite my best efforts,

I didn't coom

at all.



I think hentai and my self-heating vibrating masturbator cup have spoiled me rotten, boyos. That's what I'll have to finish myself off with...

Yeah, sex is way overrated. Cooming is life.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

$100 for a half-hour. Most escorts do half-hour for $160 or so.

Insane.

Here in Europe, where prostitution is regulated you pay half the price for an average girl.

 

[BigBiceps]

Like 3-ish?

Imagine paying to fuck 3 PSL thot, are you insane? If you're gonna pay, atleast pay for someone hot enough you couldn't fuck for free.

 

[Deleted member 616]

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I took 10mg last Friday and it seems to still be working for me now JFL. Could be placebo tho.

 

[BigBiceps]

Insane.

Here in Europe, where prostitution is regulated you pay half the price for an average girl.

What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.

 

[jackthenerd]

Actually prices across entire Europe tend to be the same because of EU. You can't just go to Ukraine and get cheap escorts. Sure, maybe there's some small differences in price, but not much.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.

Yeah, It's legal but not regulated in brothels and such that pay taxes

Brothels and Laufhaus are cheaper.

Take a look at some Laufhaus prices

 

[Deleted member 616]

What I've browsed one escort site here in Finland, all foreign hoes seem to charge MININUM 100 euros/30 mins. Finnish ones charge min 150 or 200.

In Germany you can still bang most EE hookers and some western hookers for 70-80€/30min. Most German escorts charge 100€/30min at least tho.

 

[queen]

use escortnews.eu

 

[Age of Empires]

inject T

 

[Deleted member 616]

Yeah, It's legal but not regulated in brothels and such that pay taxes

Brothels and Laufhaus are cheaper.

Take a look at some Laufhaus prices

In Laufhaus you can fuck at 30€ ngl. The problem is you can’t see the escorts’ pics beforehand, and no appointment is needed. You might run into other escortcels as well. Personally I prefer hooker’s apartment where you can contact the bitch in advance and have more privacy.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

In Laufhaus you can fuck at 30€ ngl. The problem is you can’t see the escorts’ pics beforehand, and no appointment is needed. You might run into other escortcels as well. Personally I prefer hooker’s apartment where you can contact the bitch in advance and have more privacy.

When I checked out of curiosity there were several Laufhaus sites with pictures of prostitutes. Might be a scam though

 

[john2]

Yeah, sex is way overrated. Cooming is life.

Are you dead serious? (srs question).

 

[KingOfRome]

Chad.

An average-size condom on an above-average-size dick that's already been desensitized by high-powered male sex toys pretty much guarantees I could hammer away forever without finishing since I hardly feel anything...

Imagine paying to fuck 3 PSL thot, are you insane? If you're gonna pay, atleast pay for someone hot enough you couldn't fuck for free.

3-4 psl is average for standard hookers in the US. Genuinely attractive ones are way past my budget and I wouldn't even know where to find them since they advertise on different sites.

Plus I was catfished. She was psl 4-5 in her pics.

inject T

I'm literally on 3 times the standard TRT dose.

 

[WannaBeA6]

I've created a sanctified image of you, from the way you speak you appear to be above these things
I can't picture you having sex and lusting over girls it's funny

 

[fukmylyf]

what happened with the tinder matches?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

She moaned, whimpered, gasped, and called me daddy, ded srs.

Must've felt great, even if you didn't coom.

Did you slap her ass around? maybe hit her in the eye Chris brown style?

 

[KingOfRome]

what happened with the tinder matches?

They haven't replied to my messages. Ho hum. I expected as much tbh.

Must've felt great, even if you didn't coom.

Did you slap her ass around? maybe hit her in the eye Chris brown style?

I tossed her around some.

 

[fukmylyf]

They haven't replied to my messages. Ho hum. I expected as much tbh.

Emergency Room

 

[rawdogprince]

i saw one a couple weeks ago and i started smelling her pussy and just left. Sex is sooo gross man. I don't even know what I want anymore.

 

[Roping Subhuman]

I tossed her around some.

Did she mire your muscles bro?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Did she mire your muscles bro?

caged jfl

 

[RAITEIII]

I wanna be gl and be a hooker. Id be rich jfl.

 

[KingOfRome]

Did she mire your muscles bro?

I don't think so. Didn't seem like the type who cares about muscles that much. It was too subtle for me to tell if she did.

i saw one a couple weeks ago and i started smelling her pussy and just left. Sex is sooo gross man. I don't even know what I want anymore.

Did you order some test vials and needles?

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Wow imagine paying to fuck a 3 psl

 

[KingOfRome]

Wow imagine paying to fuck a 3 psl

Such is life for a truecel in Burgerstan