Just kys theory

[Pietrosiek]

It works for everythinh. You're subhuman? Just kys. You're manlet? Just kys. You're dicklet? Just kys. The best theory ngl

 

[Deleted member 2095]

But what happens afterwards

 

[currymax]

But what happens afterwards

probably nothing. let's be real.

 

[Pietrosiek]

But what happens afterwards

there's no suffering

 

[Deleted member 1182]

b-but you need to stay alive to contribute to your countrys economy1!

 

[godsmistake]

still doesn't work if you're small, nothing works if you're small

 

[Deleted member 470]

But what happens afterwards

72 virgins coming my way

 

[Pietrosiek]

72 virgins coming my way

No virgins for your face

 

[Over]

Do you look like this effortlessly on candid pictures?

If not then

 

[Deleted member 2745]

Legit theory.
Should implement it tho.