Just lost my virginity and it was mid

[Mr. President]

My dick game was not on point at all

 

[Mr. President]

I dont even feel a difference

 

[Willmogulater]

My dick game was not on point at all

To whom

 

[Mr. President]

To whom

To both the condom did not fit and the oussy was aight at best, this shit was not worth the effort

 

[TechnoBoss]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.

To both the condom did not fit and the oussy was aight at best, this shit was not worth the effort

Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

 

[Deleted member 57464]

why cant i lose my virginity? no girl wants to fuck

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Condom doesn’t count ur still a virgin jfl

 

[WhiteBrazzilian]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.


Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

bro taked the words out of my mouth, to me was literally the same thing. Pro tip - at any cost continue when you feel that you going to cum

 

[WhiteBrazzilian]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.


Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

you think that happened bc of porn?

 

[TechnoBoss]

you think that happened bc of porn?

I think sex was underwhelming for him because of the condom, and the excessive porn he's been exposed to throughout the years. There's no way you should be underwhelmed the first time you have sex unless it doesn't live up to the porn fantasies, or (in this case) you wore a condom.

Porn sets a crazy standard that will make you think you can't live up to the hype of having these crazy long intense sex sessions, when in actuality you're not gonna be good at sex because it is literally your first time.

So yeah, I think porn was a big factor here.

 

[WhiteBrazzilian]

I think sex was underwhelming for him because of the condom, and the excessive porn he's been exposed to throughout the years. There's no way you should be underwhelmed the first time you have sex unless it doesn't live up to the porn fantasies, or (in this case) you wore a condom.

Porn sets a crazy standard that will make you think you can't live up to the hype of having these crazy long intense sex sessions, when in actuality you're not gonna be good at sex because it is literally your first time.

So yeah, I think porn was a big factor here.

condom ruined the entire situation, im my first time was the best feeling that i ever experienced

 

[Deleted member 53256]

How old ?

 

[Kamui]

I think sex was underwhelming for him because of the condom, and the excessive porn he's been exposed to throughout the years. There's no way you should be underwhelmed the first time you have sex unless it doesn't live up to the porn fantasies, or (in this case) you wore a condom.

Porn sets a crazy standard that will make you think you can't live up to the hype of having these crazy long intense sex sessions, when in actuality you're not gonna be good at sex because it is literally your first time.

So yeah, I think porn was a big factor here.

Sex was extremely underwhelming when I first did it and I was far far far far less of a coomer than I was now lol, it was awkward and not exciting at all since I lasted all of like 5 seconds

But what you say is true, incels hype up sex as the holy grail of life experience since when in actuality it isn’t that eventful at all

 

[Mr. President]

Condom doesn’t count ur still a virgin jfl

It fell off in the middle, it felt good but it was not hyped up to be

I think sex was underwhelming for him because of the condom, and the excessive porn he's been exposed to throughout the years. There's no way you should be underwhelmed the first time you have sex unless it doesn't live up to the porn fantasies, or (in this case) you wore a condom.

Porn sets a crazy standard that will make you think you can't live up to the hype of having these crazy long intense sex sessions, when in actuality you're not gonna be good at sex because it is literally your first time.

So yeah, I think porn was a big factor here.

the condom did not fit over the head, it cut off circulation and thi it was a milestone i cant help but feel i fucked up

 

[Mr. President]

Never gonna watch porn again that shit ruined me

 

[Mr. President]

Another milestone ripped away from me like that

 

[TechnoBoss]

It fell off in the middle, it felt good but it was not hyped up to be

the condom did not fit over the head, it cut off circulation and thi it was a milestone i cant help but feel i fucked up

Yeah if you're gonna go the condom route at all and never wore them before, get a few different types. I cannot remember the last time I wore one, but it's not supposed to feel tight I think. If it can't even get over your head, you bought condoms meant someone prolly half your size.

Either way though condoms are stupid. Women can get IUD to stop pregnancies, and if you're worried about STDs, no point in having sex anyway. If you think you gotta worry about a particular girl having STDs, maybe it's a sign to not even sleep with her in the first place.

And if she insists on you wearing a condom, it's because your looks level isn't up to her standard.

 

[Corleone]

Was your first slay a hoe?

I‘ve slept with a few bitches with super loose pussies and had that been my first time I would have probably also been disappointed.

On the contrary, some pussies of other girls felt legit god-tier, just luck of the draw.

 

[Kamui]

Never gonna watch porn again that shit ruined me

Even if you didn’t watch much porn it would’ve probably still sucked

It only gets good if you’re actually doing it enough with a willing partner who actively wants to have sex as well

 

[TechnoBoss]

Another milestone ripped away from me like that

Don't feel bad just save up the nut for your next slay, and don't even bother with a condom. Your first time having sex should be as natural as it can get. Nothing natural about wrapping a glove around your penis to have sex.

 

[Deleted member 64493]

I dont even feel a difference

Not surprised it's such an arbitrary thing we put value on lol. Now if you have a bitch you can consistently fuck on demand thats something to feel good about.

 

[Deleted member 64493]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.


Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

don't wear condoms? I precum like a mother fucker. My goal is to impregnate 50 white women but not yet.

 

[TechnoBoss]

don't wear condoms? I precum like a mother fucker. My goal is to impregnate 50 white women but not yet.

Tbh it's not like it's that easy to get a woman pregnant. With declining sperm levels in men, and the fact that women generally need to be closer to their periods for a high chance of pregnancy, there usually isn't anything to worry about.

 

[Corleone]

It only gets good if you’re actually doing it enough with a willing partner who actively wants to have sex as well

I don't know about that. One of the best sex I ever had was drunk after the club, in an alley-way, with a girl I met that day. You just have to be in the mood and get lucky with a girl who‘s actually good to fuck.

 

[Kamui]

I don't know about that. One of my best sex I ever had, was drunk after the club, in an alley-way, with a girl I met that day.

Yeah but that’s assuming the person he’s fucking is also the same age as him

Usually best sex comes from older foids or foids that are sluts

The best head I ever got was from some lightskin sheboon slut who had a reputation for getting passed around by thugmaxxers, all the head I got from foids before her was complete ass so when she actually started sucking me off I legit almost had an asthma attack and started hyperventilating, was legit like getting sucked off by a succubus who wants to take your soul through your urethra

 

[Charles the Fat]

For me it depends on the girl whether I get aroused and hard, also Viagra helps a lot. Sadly experienced a few instances where it didn’t help much. I’m a porn addict since age 12 too

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

How old

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

It fell off in the middle, it felt good but it was not hyped up to be

the condom did not fit over the head, it cut off circulation and thi it was a milestone i cant help but feel i fucked up

Pussy feels like heaven if it’s wet and ur attracted to who ur fucking

 

[|Daddy_Zygos|]

My dick game was not on point at all

I thought you lost your virginity already with a MTB blonde

 

[Clown Show]

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

I think sex was underwhelming for him because of the condom, and the excessive porn he's been exposed to throughout the years. There's no way you should be underwhelmed the first time you have sex unless it doesn't live up to the porn fantasies, or (in this case) you wore a condom.

Porn sets a crazy standard that will make you think you can't live up to the hype of having these crazy long intense sex sessions, when in actuality you're not gonna be good at sex because it is literally your first time.

So yeah, I think porn was a big factor here.

Or more likely he was just nervous and didn’t find the girl very attractive

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Never gonna watch porn again that shit ruined me

Ur gonna cum in 2 seconds from over excitement

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Was your first slay a hoe?

I‘ve slept with a few bitches with super loose pussies and had that been my first time I would have probably also been disappointed.

On the contrary, some pussies of other girls felt legit god-tier, just luck of the draw.

It’s not “luck of the draw” you can easily tell who’s a hoe and who isn’t based on their behaviour, social media presence and what they say

 

[bp3nthusiast]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.


Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

are you a guy

 

[TechnoBoss]

are you a guy

Yes.

 

[mrdouchebag]

If you don't lose your virginity to a nubile virginal Stacy that loves and desires you, you are basically still a virgin.
Essentially you just masturbated with a girl instead of your hand. That's why it doen't feel like the grand event you wanted it to be.

 

[Corleone]

It’s not “luck of the draw” you can easily tell who’s a hoe and who isn’t based on their behaviour, social media presence and what they say

I‘m saying that some of the tightest pussies I‘ve fucked were from the biggest hoes.

 

[Thebuffdon]

This is what porn does to you. When I lost my v-card at 15 I was fucking ecstatic. You should be very happy at having experienced a developmental milestone.


Pro tip - don't wear condoms.

How are you not supposed to wear condoms lol

 

[Underdog9494]

How are you not supposed to wear condoms lol

Pinch top, put it on, and roll.

 

[Thebuffdon]

Pinch top, put it on, and roll.

What?

 

[Underdog9494]

What?

 

[Thebuffdon]

No he was saying don’t wear one lol

 

[WeiWei]

To both the condom did not fit and the oussy was aight at best, this shit was not worth the effort

How big is your dick? Was it a white bitch? Need more details

 

[Underdog9494]

No he was saying don’t wear one lol

Ohhjhjhhhhhhh

 

[Corleone]

No he was saying don’t wear one lol

he's right. condoms feel shit and ruin the experience. most sluts are on birth control anyway.

 

[Thebuffdon]

he's right. condoms feel shit and ruin the experience. most sluts are on birth control anyway.

I know that lol. I’m not just gonna lose it to some random slut because she’s on birth control lol. You pretty much have to wear one

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

I‘m saying that some of the tightest pussies I‘ve fucked were from the biggest hoes.

That’s hard to believe

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Yeah if you're gonna go the condom route at all and never wore them before, get a few different types. I cannot remember the last time I wore one, but it's not supposed to feel tight I think. If it can't even get over your head, you bought condoms meant someone prolly half your size.

Either way though condoms are stupid. Women can get IUD to stop pregnancies, and if you're worried about STDs, no point in having sex anyway. If you think you gotta worry about a particular girl having STDs, maybe it's a sign to not even sleep with her in the first place.

And if she insists on you wearing a condom, it's because your looks level isn't up to her standard.

The issue is when girls get on contraceptives it alters their behaviour and hormones. The pull out method is actually pretty legit

 

[Mr. President]

How big is your dick? Was it a white bitch? Need more details

My dick is 6x5-5.5 the girth changes on the erection, she was hispanic and every other fuck has been better than her