Just met a 44yr old white hardcore coomer

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I'm in a large city in Asia, I met a 44yr old LTN, skinnyfat, NW3, 5'7", white British guy at the tennis club, he doesnt play tennis but he organises some shit there. He works at an college teaching ricemen and noodlewhores how to larp their English.

He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.

He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.

Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.

Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.
 
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Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.

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I'm in a large city in Asia, I met a 44yr old LTN, skinnyfat, NW3, 5'7", white British guy at the tennis club, he doesnt play tennis but he organises some shit there. He works at an college teaching ricemen and noodlewhores how to larp their English.

He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.

He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.

Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.

Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.
you made up the last bit to make your thread interesting as your original story was boring as fuck. i see right through u nigga
 
wtf

you guys shouldve got along great
Not into slim blonde teens. Maybe once in a while.

Oh I'm case it matters he's also a Sheffield Wednesday fan.
 
I'm in a large city in Asia, I met a 44yr old LTN, skinnyfat, NW3, 5'7", white British guy at the tennis club, he doesnt play tennis but he organises some shit there. He works at an college teaching ricemen and noodlewhores how to larp their English.

He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.

He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.

Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.

Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.
all pinkoids are cucks
 
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Anyway point of the story is not what porn he happened to have on - I also am a big violet myers fan- it's the fact he has all this high end stuff TO WATCH PORN
 
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I'm in a large city in Asia, I met a 44yr old LTN, skinnyfat, NW3, 5'7", white British guy at the tennis club, he doesnt play tennis but he organises some shit there. He works at an college teaching ricemen and noodlewhores how to larp their English.

He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.

He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.

Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.

Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.
Wow, you just made yourself look like a complete n00b in front of that guy, instead of trying to look like a connoisseur(this means an expert), you could have easily babbled something like:
- 4k it's like so yesterday my gooning brotha, I only watch 8k and higher, I also have at home 8k VR glasses, so I can see stuff in 3D.
 
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You should've asked to watch BBC porn together with him.
 
VR porn mogs any high end TV

That shit is so real I got addicted

I goon at least 5 times a day when using VR

6 times when I watch teen threesomes
 
He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens
Obviously such men exist, someone is supporting 10,000+ OF whores, but it is shocking that he so casually shares this with you.

, and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers.
Kind of weird you know who Violet Myers is. I have never heard of her. Makes me think you said something previously to him that lead him to think you were a gooner also.
 
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Anyway point of the story is not what porn he happened to have on - I also am a big violet myers fan- it's the fact he has all this high end stuff TO WATCH PORN
its important to see the pores on the skin when fapping
 
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Watching porn is only cucked it u watch girl getting fucked solo porn is high t triat
 
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Kind of weird you know who Violet Myers is. I have never heard of her. Makes me think you said something previously to him that lead him to think you were a gooner also.
She's like in the top 10 porn stars right now, where do you live?
 
She fat as fuck, legit elite level body
So, are you gonna visit him again, or maybe go there with other students and girls to watch stuff on his huge TV?
 
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British men are truecels
 
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So, are you gonna visit him again, or maybe go there with other students and girls to watch stuff on his huge TV?
Good for hosting parties
Popularity max
 
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She's like in the top 10 porn stars right now, where do you live?
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How are men getting hard for this Subhuman pajeeta.
 
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Imagine making this shit up for other ethnic shitskins to cope about BWC legit mogging them everyday
seethe more shitskins and remain cucks for life
 
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Imagine making this shit up for other ethnic shitskins to cope about BWC legit mogging them everyday
seethe more shitskins and remain cucks for life
the story doesnt even make sense no one would bring some one home and show off their porn collection.
 
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How are men getting hard for this Subhuman pajeeta.
I don't know, but she's popular right now...Lots of ugly and untalented people become popular for some reasons, it doesn't matter why - what matters is you might look weird to others if you haven't heard of something or someone that is really famous right now.
 
I don't know, but she's popular right now...Lots of ugly and untalented people become popular for some reasons, it doesn't matter why - what matters is you might look weird to others if you haven't heard of something or someone that is really famous right now.
It gives normies hope when unremarkable people ascend keeps them in the rat race
 
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I don't know, but she's popular right now...Lots of ugly and untalented people become popular for some reasons, it doesn't matter why - what matters is you might look weird to others if you haven't heard of something or someone that is really famous right now.
It's her body, top 0.01% easily and she has skin that I think would be really nice and soft and smooth
 
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Wow, you just made yourself look like a complete n00b in front of that guy, instead of trying to look like a connoisseur(this means an expert), you could have easily babbled something like:
- 4k it's like so yesterday my gooning brotha, I only watch 8k and higher, I also have at home 8k VR glasses, so I can see stuff in 3D.
trying to 1up each other in coomcelling is my idea of hell.
 
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Imagine making this shit up for other ethnic shitskins to cope about BWC legit mogging them everyday
seethe more shitskins and remain cucks for life
JFL white pig brain broken by interracia

Lmao we take your land, housing, benefits and women while you sit in gaming chairs and coom to your girls getting taken on interracial channels and then come to .org to let out the Cuckrage

over for you. What a pathetic existence you have. How can white males be this cucked?
 
JFL white pig brain broken by interracia

Lmao we take your land, housing, benefits and women while you sit in gaming chairs and coom to your girls getting taken on interracial channels and then come to .org to let out the Cuckrage

over for you. What a pathetic existence you have. How can white males be this cucked?
good projection there shitskin. Go keep writing your fanfic while white dudes slay and mog you daily. KYS
 
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fake and gay gooner projections

dnr
 
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Update on this, met the dude again today, had lunch with him.

He talked about digital cameras a bit and phones and told me he would send me a link to a new TV I should buy cos it only costs like $900 (I've never even spent 400 on a tv).

I wanted to find out more about being a coomer, so I said shit man I should get a gf, give me something to do at weekends u know?

He didn't really bite so I said yeah u like violet myers don't u? He said who? I showed him a pic and he said oh yeh I seen a few of her vids she's ok, pretty good looking. But he didn't say any more.

So I said my fave porn star is nicole doshi and he said who, u showed him and he didn't recognize her.

So I just went for it and said man it must be weird having to carry a bbc around with u all day, must get in the way, and he just said this is a very u expected conversation can we change the subject
 
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