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I'm in a large city in Asia, I met a 44yr old LTN, skinnyfat, NW3, 5'7", white British guy at the tennis club, he doesnt play tennis but he organises some shit there. He works at an college teaching ricemen and noodlewhores how to larp their English.
He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.
He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.
Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.
Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.
He told me to come buy his place to chill, so I thought fuck it. He has a pretty decent apartment in a nice park of town, great views.
He started showing me his 65 inch TV, saying how kuch it cost, telling me the specs, then started telling me about his PC that he built himself and how it has see through panels and shit. Then he went on about his sound system and how good it is and how much it cost and how he knows the good shit.
Maybe I hadn't made it clear to him but I know fuck all about any of this shit. I just buy a TV when mine breaks and buy whatever Samsung is cheap and fits in my room.
Then I asked oh well must be good to watch shit like dark knight and fight club and he said no man I don't watch all that shit I'm not brainwashed so I said what are you into, and he turned it on and connected the sound system (Denon), and it was 4k BLACKED scene of Violet Myers. He told me he has around 50TB of porn and his favorite is bbcs, and he likes noodles and blond teens then asked what I like and I said I'm not about that anymore but if I Wana watch that shit I just watch it on my phone and he said oh so u don't care about 4k?? I said no then made up that my boss needed to speak to me and left.