RealNinja
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It’s 5am right now, I just finished taking off my sheets and changing my clothes.
Earlier tonight I got drunk so I enacted my usual debloating protocol before bed. Potassium chloride, magnesium glycinate, dandelion root tea, and chugging a shit ton of water.
I do this protocol almost daily so imagine my surprise when I woke up to feel my sheets, underwear, and shorts completely soaked in piss. JFL, I’m a grown man in college
. I went to the bathroom like 3 fucking times before I fell asleep too.
With my luck I’ll probably still wake up bloated
Earlier tonight I got drunk so I enacted my usual debloating protocol before bed. Potassium chloride, magnesium glycinate, dandelion root tea, and chugging a shit ton of water.
I do this protocol almost daily so imagine my surprise when I woke up to feel my sheets, underwear, and shorts completely soaked in piss. JFL, I’m a grown man in college
. I went to the bathroom like 3 fucking times before I fell asleep too.With my luck I’ll probably still wake up bloated
