Just Pissed The Fucking Bed

[RealNinja]

It’s 5am right now, I just finished taking off my sheets and changing my clothes.

Earlier tonight I got drunk so I enacted my usual debloating protocol before bed. Potassium chloride, magnesium glycinate, dandelion root tea, and chugging a shit ton of water.

I do this protocol almost daily so imagine my surprise when I woke up to feel my sheets, underwear, and shorts completely soaked in piss. JFL, I’m a grown man in college . I went to the bathroom like 3 fucking times before I fell asleep too.

With my luck I’ll probably still wake up bloated

 

[Neucher]

 

[Bars]

That felt so good, didn't it?

 

[StuntmanMike]

High T Nigga

 

[Saka]

It’s 5am right now, I just finished taking off my sheets and changing my clothes.

Earlier tonight I got drunk so I enacted my usual debloating protocol before bed. Potassium chloride, magnesium glycinate, dandelion root tea, and chugging a shit ton of water.

I do this protocol almost daily so imagine my surprise when I woke up to feel my sheets, underwear, and shorts completely soaked in piss. JFL, I’m a grown man in college . I went to the bathroom like 3 fucking times before I fell asleep too.

With my luck I’ll probably still wake up bloated

couldn't torture this info out of me