JUST RAN FROM THE POLICE (JFL NIGGER THOUGHT HE COULD CATCH ME)

[User28823]

HOLY FUCKING CAGEFUEL

JHUST RAN FROM THE FUCKING COPS MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

I TURNED LEFT AT THE INTERSECTION GOING BARELY ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT AND A COP IN THE OTHER DIRECTION AT THE STOPLIGHT TRIED DOING A U TURN BUT TO PULL ME OVER BUT GOT STUCK JFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SO I DOWN SHIFTED TO SECOND GEAR AND DISAPPEARED JFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@asdvek

FUCK THE POLICE

CRIMEMAXXING IS IDEAL ADRENALINEMAXXING 2025

 

[asdvek]

 

[Shkreliii]

Barely over the speed limit? Is this the adrenaline usa cels feel?

I go 20kmh above the speed limit always, been doing it for 1 year straight, no issues.
Even infront of cops

 

[asdvek]

Barely over the speed limit? Is this the adrenaline usa cels feel?

I go 20kmh above the speed limit always, been doing it for 1 year straight, no issues.
Even infront of cops

i did 137mph in a 60

these retards dont know what adrenaline is

 

[134applesauce456]

JFLLL MIRIN INHIB


BUT UHHH WHAT IF THEY GOT LICENSE PLATE

 

[True truecel]

 

[FaceandBBC]

Nigga booked it from the overweight mall security guard and made this thread

 

[FaceandBBC]

Jokes aside though wtf happened?

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Tales from the dump streets of mumbai

 

[aryan mogger]

Nga played too much gta

 

[134applesauce456]

Barely over the speed limit? Is this the adrenaline usa cels feel?

I go 20kmh above the speed limit always, been doing it for 1 year straight, no issues.
Even infront of cops

its adrenaline to actually get pulled over by the cops and then proceed to dnrd them and run away

 

[User28823]

JFLLL MIRIN INHIB


BUT UHHH WHAT IF THEY GOT LICENSE PLATE

JFL IF USING A REAL PLATE

 

[epicmogger123]

Mfs commit the smallest crime and start ranting about adrenaline

 

[User28823]

Nga played too much gta

ON SOME GTA SHIT I TURNED MY VALVETRONIC EXHAUST TO CLOSED SO HE CANT HEAR ME

MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS CLOSE AF I TURNED INTO THAT BITCH AND CLOSED THE GARAGE ON SOME 5 STARS REMOVED SHIT

 

[asdvek]

Barely over the speed limit? Is this the adrenaline usa cels feel?

I go 20kmh above the speed limit always, been doing it for 1 year straight, no issues.
Even infront of cops

and jfl 20kmh over the speed limit they won't say anything abt it

like if the speed limit is 110km/h for example shits like that in europe highways and shit

if u go 130km/h the police most likely won't even notice ur going 130kmh

theres not much difference between 110 and 130

but me doing 220kmh in 100 zone yes that's a felony muahahaha

 

[User28823]

Jokes aside though wtf happened?

I SAID IT HOW IT IS

 

[asdvek]

Jokes aside though wtf happened?

this didn't happen

OP doesn't even have a car

but hold on lemme type the story of me escaping from the police, which actually happened, unlike OP who is a fat deformed obese loser that's paralyzed

 

[User28823]

this didn't happen

OP doesn't even have a car

but hold on lemme type the story of me escaping from the police, which actually happened, unlike OP who is a fat deformed obese loser that's paralyzed

IM BUYING DASHCAM CALL ME SQUEEZE BENZ

 

[Shkreliii]

i did 137mph in a 60

these retards dont know what adrenaline is

Oh that explains it better thanks, thats not slightly.
What car u drive?

 

[Shkreliii]

i did 137mph in a 60

these retards dont know what adrenaline is

Nevermind im a fuktard ue not even op

 

[User28823]

Oh that explains it better thanks, thats not slightly.
What car u drive?

HE CANT AFFPORD A CAR

ONLY EBAY 100CC BIKES

 

[Shkreliii]

its adrenaline to actually get pulled over by the cops and then proceed to dnrd them and run away

But he didnt, the cop couldve easily pursued with lights

 

[User28823]

BTW.

LAST TIME I GOT PULLED OVER THE HOG PULLED THE SAME SHIT

DID A U TURN LIKE A CUCK AND WAITED TILL I WAS IN FRONT OF HIM TO LIGHT ME

I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES

DO WITH THAT WHAT I WILL

 

[User28823]

But he didnt, the cop couldve easily pursued with lights

THEY DONT LIGHT U UNTIL THEYRE CLOSE, FUCKING PUSSIES IN MY CITY

 

[ascension]

First thing to do after any major life event: run to your favorite obscure incel forum to convince them it happened

 

[User28823]

First thing to do after any major life event: run to your favorite obscure incel forum to convince them it happened

DONT BELIEVE ME IDC

 

[asdvek]

Oh that explains it better thanks, thats not slightly.
What car u drive?

i don't drive a car bro
i have a yamaha r1

 

[User28823]