Just REMADE my instagram account

Lonenely sigma

Lonenely sigma

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Omg I deleted it like 4 months ago but I literally cannot survive without constant dopamine and validation.


So I had a huge urge to return but it would all be pointless without a good profile picture, am I right?


So yeah - the day has finally come. I am tanned after 10 days of tanning at the beach and I took a mirror selfie.

Now we wait. If nobody follows me, like... ever... yeah I am kinda screwed then, I deleted my instagram account twice already over the years, they may think I am mentally ill

@Sceptical @hopecel
 
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holy sun damage
Yeah I know, it destroys collagen long term but my coloring is a huge halo now + I plan to commit suicide before reaching 35 anyway
 
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Yeah I know, it destroys collagen long term but my coloring is a huge halo now + I plan to commit suicide before reaching 35 anyway
why... men peak at 80
 
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Yeah I know, it destroys collagen long term but my coloring is a huge halo now + I plan to commit suicide before reaching 35 anyway
Coloring halo is worth it. Who tf am I slaying after 30 anyway
 
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Coloring halo is worth it. Who tf am I slaying after 30 anyway
When I get tanned my cheekbones get pink and the rest of my face has that saturated appearance, its amazing really, plus we are staying here for 33 days and I am already tanned after just a week.

I look so much better during summer always, my blue eyes stand out and my lips seem redder if thats a word
 
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When I get tanned my cheekbones get pink and the rest of my face has that saturated appearance, its amazing really, plus we are staying here for 33 days and I am already tanned after just a week.

I look so much better during summer always, my blue eyes stand out and my lips seem redder if thats a word
Real. If you have blue or green eyes and aren’t getting tan you are hard nerfing yourself
 
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