Just ruined my apeal for atleast 3 months 😭

[OnlyWs]

-> be me
-> sense something is wrong with my looks
-> problem is hair somehow
-> have medium length hair brushed back
-> decide a change is needed
-> dye hair black for dimorphism
-> uneven and looks shit
-> salon says redye not a good option
-> only choice left
-> buzzcut
->improvement
-> yet sense problem still exists
-> realise after 2 weeks the problem this whole time was your upper third is too big
->no longer have hair to cover forehead
->forced to hatmaxx til it grows back

Thank you for attending my TedTalk
I will now find a tall building to trust fall from

 

[OnlyWs]

OnlyLs

 

[Chris88]

-> be me
-> sense something is wrong with my looks
-> problem is hair somehow
-> have medium length hair brushed back
-> decide a change is needed
-> dye hair black for dimorphism
-> uneven and looks shit
-> salon says redye not a good option
-> only choice left
-> buzzcut
->improvement
-> yet sense problem still exists
-> realise after 2 weeks the problem this whole time was your upper third is too big
->no longer have hair to cover forehead
->forced to hatmaxx til it grows back

Thank you for attending my TedTalk
I will now find a tall building to trust fall from

Did u deadass say I wanna dye ur hair red or am I tripping

 

[Toggle9877]

Give me all your money before commiting

 

[OnlyWs]

Did u deadass say I wanna dye ur hair red or am I tripping

No I meant re-dye like back to my original color

 

[Chris88]

No I meant re-dye like back to my original color

Ohh what color was it anyway and u should have kept it black

 

[OnlyWs]

Ohh what color was it anyway and u should have kept it black

No it was so bad
Eneven with dirty blonde
And I have brown eyes
So I looked Indian

 

[Chris88]

No it was so bad
Eneven with dirty blonde
And I have brown eyes
So I looked Indian

I have brown but I wanna dye my hair black when I grows out I have dark blue but a shitty eye area and no limbal ring

 

[lola146]

No it was so bad
Eneven with dirty blonde
And I have brown eyes
So I looked Indian

Black hair with blue contacts would mog

 

[OnlyWs]

I have brown but I wanna dye my hair black when I grows out I have dark blue but a shitty eye area and no limbal ring

If you have blue eyes it could work but what I realised after I dyed my hair was

99% of the men that have dark looking black hair don’t have jet black hair

But actually have a very dark brown

From a distance is looks the same but up close it looks a lot different

Even guys like Henry Cavill have a very dark brown if you look closely

 

[Chris88]

If you have blue eyes it could work but what I realised after I dyed my hair was

99% of the men that have dark looking black hair don’t have jet black hair

But actually have a very dark brown

From a distance is looks the same but up close it looks a lot different

Even guys like Henry Cavill have a very dark brown if you look closely

Yeah I also wanna do my eyebrows and eyelashes tbh

 

[OnlyWs]

Black hair with blue contacts would mog

It would be a huge improvement but most white dudes with “black hair” like Cavill acutally have dark brown hair

From a distance looks jet black but up close the dark brown adds texture that mogs

 

[FiendFiend]

-> be me
-> sense something is wrong with my looks
-> problem is hair somehow
-> have medium length hair brushed back
-> decide a change is needed
-> dye hair black for dimorphism
-> uneven and looks shit
-> salon says redye not a good option
-> only choice left
-> buzzcut
->improvement
-> yet sense problem still exists
-> realise after 2 weeks the problem this whole time was your upper third is too big
->no longer have hair to cover forehead
->forced to hatmaxx til it grows back

Thank you for attending my TedTalk
I will now find a tall building to trust fall from

natural selection

 

[Quicksand]

Ape-al

 

[LTNUser]

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natural selection

Why nature don't want us to survive?

 

[FiendFiend]

Why nature don't want us to survive?

idk ask nature why they gave OP a low IQ