Just saw 2 American hillbillies in a German supermarket today

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(Reninder I live in some shitty small town)

Literally is 9pm in Germany so I decided to go to Kaufland before it closes.

Then I see this middle aged man and woman

The man bumps on me and says EXCUSE ME with the most texas hillbilly accent possible nigga sounded straight out of red dead redemption 2

Like every American they we’re talking loud as fuck but that accent was funny for some reason

Clearly haven’t been long in Germany since they didn’t even learn how to say excuse me
 
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(Reninder I 🤞🤞 live 🐙 in 🔗 some 🎊 shitty small 🤪 town) 🌚 Literally 🥰 is 9pm in 😌🌈 Germany 🍺 so I 🙀 decided 🤔 to go 🏃 to Kaufland before 👩🏽👨🏻💥🙋🏻‍♂️🙆🏽‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️🇫🇷🗼 it closes. Then 🤯 I 🥲 see 👀 this middle 🤬 aged 👴 man 🤾‍♂ and woman 👩‍💼 The man 👷 bumps on 🔛 me 👤 and says 💬 EXCUSE ME 😖 with the most 💯😃 texas 🇽🇹 hillbilly accent possible 🔝 nigga 🏿 sounded straight 📏 out 👉👌🙅‍♀️ of red 🛑 dead 🥳 redemption 2 ✌🏻 Like 😄 every 👆 American 🏈 they 💁 we’re 👪👏 talking 💬 loud 🔊 as fuck 🐢 but 🤙 that 😠 accent was funny 😂 for 4️⃣ some 👦👮 reason 🤔 Clearly 🤓😱 haven’t 🙅‍♀️ been 😡 long 😳 in 😌🌈 Germany 🍺 since 👨👨 they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 didn’t 😊 even 🌃 learn 📕🤓 how 🐼 to say 💬 excuse me 🍬
 
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he's revisiting the city he fought in during WWII, you should have asked how many german women and girls he raped or how many surrendered soldiers he shot
 
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