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This just happened:
An hour ago, I booked a private charter flight to Antarctica. Eight hours from now, I'm due at the airport. I dread going back, not gonna lie. But it's not going to cover itself, am I right, or am I right?
I left the cold realm back in July. Since then, I've listed the suite on a network for the wealthy, similar to Airbnb, but this one's called Rockebye Baby. At $1,000,000 a night, which includes an ice window view of the universe and a minibar, I felt like I was being robbed. However, it seems that many skeptics and pussies would rather not venture to the end of the world—the listing was unsuccessful.
As many of you know, I hiked Antarctica several years ago and discovered the massive wall of ice that keeps the lands and oceans from spilling out into space. With my self-made Jewish mindset, I carved a condo suite into the firmament, using fire to emaciate the ice and several sticks of dynamite. By luck, I stopped within inches of the abyss. Next, I smoothed the bitch into an egregious cloudy window view of the universe. After arranging some pictures on the wall and tossing a few rugs and runners on the floor, I added a king-size inflatable mattress. Knowing that my guests would have to shit and piss, I installed a 2-gallon paint bucket, which was no fun task. I had to dig a hole in the ground and shove that bitch inside. Subsequently, I buried the ingress to the suite, dug a tunnel through the ice, and installed the door. Finally, I covered it with snow and flagged the area with a GPS latitude/longitude marker. Considering the possibility of noisy hikers, I erected a warning sign adjacent to it that read, HIDDEN DOOR WARNING: DO NOT DIG IN THIS AREA!
It seems that the cold region recently experienced strong winds that blew away my poster board and exposed the suspicious door. Not good, that's for sure. Now I have to go back and hide the door again or risk squatters.
SOURCE TO PROVE THIS ISN'T MISINFORMATION:
Mysterious 'doorway' in Antarctica is discovered on Google Maps
A mysterious 'doorway' has been spotted in Antarctica, just southeast of the Japanese-run Showa Station.
www.dailymail.co.uk
An hour ago, I booked a private charter flight to Antarctica. Eight hours from now, I'm due at the airport. I dread going back, not gonna lie. But it's not going to cover itself, am I right, or am I right?
I left the cold realm back in July. Since then, I've listed the suite on a network for the wealthy, similar to Airbnb, but this one's called Rockebye Baby. At $1,000,000 a night, which includes an ice window view of the universe and a minibar, I felt like I was being robbed. However, it seems that many skeptics and pussies would rather not venture to the end of the world—the listing was unsuccessful.
As many of you know, I hiked Antarctica several years ago and discovered the massive wall of ice that keeps the lands and oceans from spilling out into space. With my self-made Jewish mindset, I carved a condo suite into the firmament, using fire to emaciate the ice and several sticks of dynamite. By luck, I stopped within inches of the abyss. Next, I smoothed the bitch into an egregious cloudy window view of the universe. After arranging some pictures on the wall and tossing a few rugs and runners on the floor, I added a king-size inflatable mattress. Knowing that my guests would have to shit and piss, I installed a 2-gallon paint bucket, which was no fun task. I had to dig a hole in the ground and shove that bitch inside. Subsequently, I buried the ingress to the suite, dug a tunnel through the ice, and installed the door. Finally, I covered it with snow and flagged the area with a GPS latitude/longitude marker. Considering the possibility of noisy hikers, I erected a warning sign adjacent to it that read, HIDDEN DOOR WARNING: DO NOT DIG IN THIS AREA!
It seems that the cold region recently experienced strong winds that blew away my poster board and exposed the suspicious door. Not good, that's for sure. Now I have to go back and hide the door again or risk squatters.
SOURCE TO PROVE THIS ISN'T MISINFORMATION:
Gonna be another brutal cold day here in Antarctica as I continue to carve a home into the monolithic ice wall
A few weeks ago, I began an experiment that I'm confident will produce milk and honey. As many of you are aware, I live in a dome structure compound not far from the ice wall that keeps our flat Earth secured. That wall blocks the seas and lands from spilling out into space. Motherfucker's at...
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