Keto day 1 billion. I think I ascended

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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So much keto mannnn. But it's debloating my face although my weight hasn't rly changed. I be eating lots of nuts, eggs, fish and meat. Onky carbs are from carrots and oranges for vit A and c. I debloated quite hard. I got more looks than usual. Maybe cuz I got more handsome or cuz I look more uncanny jflll.
 

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Holy shit stop it already man. Why you are asking over 40000 rates per day? Is your life so bad that you need validation from men every single fucking day?
 
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I slept very badly. So excuse the Grey area around my eyes. Also my nose very bloated cuz this was taken post workout
 
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he is probably homeless and has no job what do you expect
 
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You just have a bad face shape man, liks your eyes are your only good feature. You will never look angular no matter how hard you lean down. Sorry
 
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You just have a bad face shape man, liks your eyes are your only good feature. You will never look angular no matter how hard you lean down. Sorry
I weighed 87kg in these pics. And I'm not even 6ft
 
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You just have a bad face shape man, liks your eyes are your only good feature. You will never look angular no matter how hard you lean down. Sorry
Also i look pretty angular here. What u smoking
 
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You just have a bad face shape man, liks your eyes are your only good feature. You will never look angular no matter how hard you lean down. Sorry
My lips are pretty good. My skin is good. My hairline is solid. What u smoking
 
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go down to 50kg
 
My lips are pretty good. My skin is good. My hairline is solid. What u smoking
Your skin is good, mirin. Your lips could be wider. Nose is wide aswell ( I have the same problem). Hairline is good but not a fan of the hairstyle. Don't get me wrong you look above average, but will never reach chadlite with softmaxxing don't be deluded. I don't get how you post your face so much when you look EXACTLY the same every time.
 
Your skin is good, mirin. Your lips could be wider. Nose is wide aswell ( I have the same problem). Hairline is good but not a fan of the hairstyle. Don't get me wrong you look above average, but will never reach chadlite with softmaxxing don't be deluded. I don't get how you post your face so much when you look EXACTLY the same every time.
I mog every skin texture of all chads and chadlitss
 
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Your skin is good, mirin. Your lips could be wider. Nose is wide aswell ( I have the same problem). Hairline is good but not a fan of the hairstyle. Don't get me wrong you look above average, but will never reach chadlite with softmaxxing don't be deluded. I don't get how you post your face so much when you look EXACTLY the same every time.
Do I mog here?
 

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My lips are pretty good. My skin is good. My hairline is solid. What u smoking
then if you consider yourself attractive why are you asking for ratings everyday here man? It’s not like you can’t, but you look already pretty grown to be asking these things bro.
 
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Get as ripped as posible maybe if u do that you ll finish your ascension
 
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Think of getting jaw fillers u ll looke mogger
 
I mog. No woman would choose him over me
You are delusionalmaxxed, which is why you post your face everyday, hoping to get a "chad" rating which doesn't even translate to IRL. You likely get some attention, but not the one you wanted in your dreams to become a mogger, everyone staring at you and admiring you.
Honestly stop posting your face until you make SIGNIFICANT improvement, it hurts you more than anything, just friendly advice.
 
So much keto mannnn. But it's debloating my face although my weight hasn't rly changed. I be eating lots of nuts, eggs, fish and meat. Onky carbs are from carrots and oranges for vit A and c. I debloated quite hard. I got more looks than usual. Maybe cuz I got more handsome or cuz I look more uncanny jflll.
Bad skull shape, should probably do something with your hair
 
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If you fix your nose and cheekbones somehow, you’ll look good
 
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Bad skull shape, should probably do something with your hair
Cope. Skull shape is cope unless it's deformed tier. Which mine is not. I look chad in this pic. Yall are smoking some weird stuff.
 

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