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Welcome back to random adventures with King_ :
Yea the thread is long, but I added lots of pictures for your goldfish brains, dnr if you want tho
Play this music, chill thread tbh:
Today I went with my dad to test out the bus from my college back to our home. Just wanted practice for the future now that school is in person again. Last year it was all online so I have zero experience with on campus tbh.
Parking is stupidly full and expensive at school + car insurance is too much for a joblesscel like me. So I guess it's public transportation for me
We Uber-ed to get there, took like 30 minutes, fell asleep ngl. Once we were there we looked around for like 10 minutes to see if I could get my ID card early, but we couldn't find where we were supposed to get it
The bus was coming soon so we just said fuck it and went back. There were surprisingly a lot of people waiting for different buses at the area where they come, probably 50-60. I heightmogged literally everyone there
Lots of gooks and curries, and a few white girls.
The white girls were all wearing short shorts and croptops
Felt good looking at them tbh. But eventually the bus finally came and we got on. Now began the adventure that was the next hour of my life.
The bus driver was literally the most stereotypical thing possible. Fat white dude who had mustache literally like this:
The first thing I encounter when I enter the seating area of the bus is a black dude who is OBESE, wearing a marvel shirt, has a full ass soybeard, and is wearing a mask that is literally 1 inch tall (2.54cm for actual unitcels). Here he is pictured here (creative liberties taken bc I wasn't about to take pictures while next to my dad tbh):
This dude was straight up sleeping on his giant ass bag of stuff next to him, and his mask was so fucking small and thin it barely covered his mouth so it looked like he was wearing a sex gag or something.
But, whatever, right? I mean he at least was just sleeping. The next stop I saw a couple get aboard the bus. It blew my mind. It was an ASIAN MALE/BLACK FEMALE couple. I thought that matchup was only in legends. The perfect pairing of subhumans tbh.
Was thinking: "Okay, I guess gratz on them for settling with one another ". Oh boy I was wrong. THESE BITCHES WERE IN LOVE. As soon as they got on they literally instantly took masks off and started kissing, and TOUCHING EACH OTHER. ALL IN PUBLIC TOO.
Literally died of cringe bc I was with my dad and he was seeing it all too. WTF was I supposed to do?
Thank FUCK they got off after like 2 stops. They even had the nerve to look kinda flustered and embarrassed. These fuckers got off to showing their subhuman love to me.
BUT on that very stop the next character comes in
An old white lady who looks about 40 but has aged terribly from alcohol and drugs comes in. And OF COURSE is somehow BESTIES with the bus driver. Musta been a regular or something
Chats with him and then she sits down across from the black dude who has suddenly woken up (white woman detection?) And now THEY start talking. I think the black guy said something to her I didn't hear tho, maybe he was hitting on her tho. All I hear is her laughing saying a couple things and then she MENTIONED SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
I literally almost burst out laughing. Even this drug addicted 40 scab covered burn victim looking bitch had a boyfriend, and rejected this dude lmao.
(Now you might be saying: "Bb-but king what if she doesn't have le boyfriend and was just rejecting him?". Keep reading)
Next the bus driver takes a break somewhere for 5 minutes to go smoke outside. Somehow during that time this bitch GETS A CALL FROM HER BOYFRIEND. She literally SQUEALED from excitement (MFW I will never have crackwhore squeal when I call her ).
The driver comes back in and she just keeps chatting with her BF not caring about anything else in the world tbh. Black guy just rolls eyes and goes back to sleep
Next stop was a WHOLESOME ONE TBH. Another old crack addicted lady (but this one was legit homeless), came aboard and thought the fare was $1 instead of a $1.25. The bus driver told her it was actually higher, but then he gave her a month long card pass for the rest of September , told her to not worry. What a nice guy tbh, make sure u thank the bus driver
Now the other bitch finally ended her phone call, and things were pretty normal, people got off before us (that black guy never fuckin got off he was just sleeping in there ngl). Then some fucking hypebeast wearing twink entered, with airpods in, drip secured.
I couldn't tell if he was as tall as me or not, but I think he was less tall bc his femurs looked shorter, and his legs were straight when he sat (instead of up like mine bc im tall)
He left literally 2 stops after, as soon as some girls walked past him and they cat called him and shit. But they were really low class latina girls. Still feelsbad that I dont get catcalled like that.
Anyways the trip was fairly normal after that. Arrived home safely, learned how to use bus system and know the numbers/stops for my area. But JFL if EVERY bus trip after this is like this. More thread opportunities tho .
Next time when I'm without my dad if something interesting happens, I'll take pictures bc I'm lowinhib and take them of random people irl ngl. Maybe I'll even say random PSL/blackpill shit to them while recording
Thanks for reading bros!
Yea the thread is long, but I added lots of pictures for your goldfish brains, dnr if you want tho
Play this music, chill thread tbh:
Today I went with my dad to test out the bus from my college back to our home. Just wanted practice for the future now that school is in person again. Last year it was all online so I have zero experience with on campus tbh.
Parking is stupidly full and expensive at school + car insurance is too much for a joblesscel like me. So I guess it's public transportation for me
We Uber-ed to get there, took like 30 minutes, fell asleep ngl.
Once we were there we looked around for like 10 minutes to see if I could get my ID card early, but we couldn't find where we were supposed to get it
The bus was coming soon so we just said fuck it and went back. There were surprisingly a lot of people waiting for different buses at the area where they come, probably 50-60. I heightmogged literally everyone there
Lots of gooks and curries
, and a few white girls. The white girls were all wearing short shorts and croptops
Felt good looking at them tbh. But eventually the bus finally came and we got on. Now began the adventure that was the next hour of my life.
The bus driver was literally the most stereotypical thing possible. Fat white dude who had mustache literally like this:
The first thing I encounter when I enter the seating area of the bus is a black dude who is OBESE, wearing a marvel shirt, has a full ass soybeard, and is wearing a mask that is literally 1 inch tall (2.54cm for actual unitcels). Here he is pictured here (creative liberties taken bc I wasn't about to take pictures while next to my dad tbh):
This dude was straight up sleeping on his giant ass bag of stuff next to him, and his mask was so fucking small and thin it barely covered his mouth so it looked like he was wearing a sex gag or something.
But, whatever, right? I mean he at least was just sleeping. The next stop I saw a couple get aboard the bus. It blew my mind. It was an ASIAN MALE/BLACK FEMALE couple.
I thought that matchup was only in legends. The perfect pairing of subhumans tbh.
Was thinking: "Okay, I guess gratz on them for settling with one another ". Oh boy I was wrong. THESE BITCHES WERE IN LOVE. As soon as they got on they literally instantly took masks off and started kissing, and TOUCHING EACH OTHER.
ALL IN PUBLIC TOO. Literally died of cringe bc I was with my dad and he was seeing it all too. WTF was I supposed to do?
Thank FUCK they got off after like 2 stops. They even had the nerve to look kinda flustered and embarrassed. These fuckers got off to showing their subhuman love to me.
BUT on that very stop the next character comes in
An old white lady who looks about 40 but has aged terribly from alcohol and drugs comes in. And OF COURSE is somehow BESTIES with the bus driver. Musta been a regular or something
Chats with him and then she sits down across from the black dude who has suddenly woken up (white woman detection?
) And now THEY start talking. I think the black guy said something to her I didn't hear tho, maybe he was hitting on her tho. All I hear is her laughing saying a couple things and then she MENTIONED SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
I literally almost burst out laughing.
Even this drug addicted 40 scab covered burn victim looking bitch had a boyfriend, and rejected this dude lmao. (Now you might be saying: "Bb-but king what if she doesn't have le boyfriend and was just rejecting him?". Keep reading
)Next the bus driver takes a break somewhere for 5 minutes to go smoke outside.
Somehow during that time this bitch GETS A CALL FROM HER BOYFRIEND. She literally SQUEALED from excitement (MFW I will never have crackwhore squeal when I call her ).
The driver comes back in and she just keeps chatting with her BF not caring about anything else in the world tbh. Black guy just rolls eyes and goes back to sleep
Next stop was a WHOLESOME ONE TBH. Another old crack addicted lady (but this one was legit homeless), came aboard and thought the fare was $1 instead of a $1.25.
The bus driver told her it was actually higher, but then he gave her a month long card pass for the rest of September , told her to not worry. What a nice guy tbh, make sure u thank the bus driver Now the other bitch finally ended her phone call, and things were pretty normal, people got off before us (that black guy never fuckin got off he was just sleeping in there ngl
). Then some fucking hypebeast wearing twink entered, with airpods in, drip secured.
I couldn't tell if he was as tall as me or not, but I think he was less tall bc his femurs looked shorter, and his legs were straight when he sat (instead of up like mine bc im tall)
He left literally 2 stops after, as soon as some girls walked past him and they cat called him and shit. But they were really low class latina girls. Still feelsbad that I dont get catcalled like that.
Anyways the trip was fairly normal after that. Arrived home safely, learned how to use bus system and know the numbers/stops for my area. But JFL if EVERY bus trip after this is like this
. More thread opportunities tho .Next time when I'm without my dad if something interesting happens, I'll take pictures bc I'm lowinhib and take them of random people irl ngl. Maybe I'll even say random PSL/blackpill shit to them while recording
Thanks for reading bros!
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