Kiss and ride

[ihearvoices]

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Sadly no girl want to kiss me and ride on me.

Seeing this sign irl pisses the hell out of me.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ah, yes, those were the times. She would drop her husband off at work and head to the liquor store. She'll pick up a special bottle of booze and drive to a "special" apartment complex. She'll bring the bottle and knock at a door. A muscular man answers, wearing only a towel. She says, "I got your favorite, baby."

Two hours later, she's naked in his bed, he's wiping his penis off with a rag. She reacts, "If you got me pregnant, I'll have the baby and just say it's his."

"I don't care what the fuck you do," the man assured her.

 

[EdgyFashionist]

What's that?

 

[EdgyFashionist]

Ah, yes, those were the times. She would drop her husband off at work and head to the liquor store. She'll pick up a special bottle of booze and drive to a "special" apartment complex. She'll bring the bottle and knock at a door. A muscular man answers, wearing only a towel. She says, "I got your favorite, baby."

Two hours later, she's naked in his bed, he's wiping his penis off with a rag. She reacts, "If you got me pregnant, I'll have the baby and just say it's his."

"I don't care what the fuck you do," the man assured her.

oddly specific

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

oddly specific

 

[ihearvoices]

What's that?

Essentially just parking spot where you can drop someone off, you can park there just for a minute or so

 

[EdgyFashionist]

Essentially just parking spot where you can drop someone off, you can park there just for a minute or so

just press a button for portable parking spot. Every car got such button

 

[ihearvoices]

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just press a button for portable parking spot. Every car got such button

Ah yess