kissed a fat chick for 20 bucks

[Mike141]

so yesterday i went clubbing with my friend and shit was fire ngl. a lot of the dudes there started approaching us trying to socialize and that helped a lot with my confidence, together with being drunk. Later on we approached 2 5’2 asian lookin girls and the game was going good, but i was mostly carrying it as the 3 other guys were pussies. The girls were both reciprocating touching my arms and laughing because i called them midgets. The most brutal part is that they thought i was 16-17 even though im 18 and in college already, and not to mention im literally 6’2.5 and was towering over them JFL. ITS OVER FOR MY BABY FACE.

After that a group of 3 ltb started dancing with my friends and i just stayed still until one of them starting literally twerking on me, i just stepped away and looked at her with the most disgusted face ever.

Towards the end of the night i was fucking tired af and sitting down, until this fat chick asked if she could sit next to me. there were literally 2 benches vacant but she still choose to sit next to me. As i was already drunk i bet my friend 20 bucks i would kiss her by saying “is your dad a farmer? cause ur a fucking cow”. and it literally worked JFL but after like 5 seconds the regret kicked in and i just walked to the bathroom to get away.

IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE SHE WAS VERY FAT AND LIKE A 5/10 FACIALLY!

 

[FaceandBBC]

Life of the average oofy doofy.

 

[Mike141]

Life of the average oofy doofy.

im rated as high mtn tho

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

For 20 jfl

 

[Lebgfinal]

dam bro you need to get rich by kissing more fat chicks
repeat this and hussle your way into success

 

[Mike141]

For 20 jfl

ye it’s over not to mention i was getting iois from a high mtb but she was surrounded by her brother and some midget simps. I was too pussy to ask her if any of those simps were her boyfriends or they were just bodyguard cucks

 

[Mike141]

dam bro you need to get rich by kissing more fat chicks
repeat this and hussle your way into success

the shame that i felt after i kissed the girl isn’t worth even 200 bucks

 

[StarvedEpi]

i just stayed still until one of them starting literally twerking on me, i just stepped away and looked at her with the most disgusted face ever.

Foids sexually assault men and get away with it, if a foid ever did that to me Im shoving the bitch over and making a scene

 

[Lebgfinal]

the shame that i felt after i kissed the girl isn’t worth even 200 bucks

no you are a gigachad who made money out of kissing a fat chick
you need to brag how you got money for such a stupid act

 

[Mike141]

no you are a gigachad who made money out of kissing a fat chick
you need to brag how you got money for such a stupid act

im not a giga chad jfl.

 

[Acion]

 

[omnilegent]

so yesterday i went clubbing with my friend and shit was fire ngl. a lot of the dudes there started approaching us trying to socialize and that helped a lot with my confidence, together with being drunk. Later on we approached 2 5’2 asian lookin girls and the game was going good, but i was mostly carrying it as the 3 other guys were pussies. The girls were both reciprocating touching my arms and laughing because i called them midgets. The most brutal part is that they thought i was 16-17 even though im 18 and in college already, and not to mention im literally 6’2.5 and was towering over them JFL. ITS OVER FOR MY BABY FACE.

After that a group of 3 ltb started dancing with my friends and i just stayed still until one of them starting literally twerking on me, i just stepped away and looked at her with the most disgusted face ever.

Towards the end of the night i was fucking tired af and sitting down, until this fat chick asked if she could sit next to me. there were literally 2 benches vacant but she still choose to sit next to me. As i was already drunk i bet my friend 20 bucks i would kiss her by saying “is your dad a farmer? cause ur a fucking cow”. and it literally worked JFL but after like 5 seconds the regret kicked in and i just walked to the bathroom to get away.

IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE SHE WAS VERY FAT AND LIKE A 5/10 FACIALLY!

DNR Nigga if she loses weight she has more SMV than your whole bloodline combined

 

[mrdouchebag]

DNR Nigga if she loses weight she has more SMV than your whole bloodline combined

And if my father was Elon Musk, I'd be a billionaire.
Most fat people stay fat.

 

[AscensionMan98]

DNR Nigga if she loses weight she has more SMV than your whole bloodline combined

Fat foids have more smv then chad these days, don't believe me feel free to run the tinder experiments.

You'll realize how fucked tinder has made things.

 

[Mike141]

DNR Nigga if she loses weight she has more SMV than your whole bloodline combined

ye sure buddy she has more smv than a white 6’2.5 high mtn

 

[AscensionMan98]

ye sure buddy she has more smv than a white 6’2.5 high mtn

fat foid more smv then a chad