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I remember my first kiss. I was with a group of friends and acqaintances on a beach. It was well over 20 degrees (C).

I got pretty drunk and started talking to this HTB that had been giving me IOIs for a week. We both couldn't stop laughing at the stupidest shit and eventually I was lying down on my back and she was pretty much lying on top of me.
I remember just feeling the weight of her body on mine was exhilerating. Feeling her skin touching mine (I was shirtless and she was in a bikini).
Her face was 6 inches away from mine and I remember gazing into her eyes (she legit has A10 doe eyes).
I had brought a bottle of wine and she poured the last of it into my mouth and we both burst out laughing because it got all over my face.

My friends were taking photos of us because it looked like we were about to have sex in the middle of the beach.
Most people had left at that point and the beach was beginning to empty out. My friend was packing up our shit and shouted at me to hurry up. He then yelled "@ike57 just bite the bullet and lean in!"

There was an awkward silence between her and I but I said some random thing that led to another topic.
I can't remember what she was talking about, but I interrupted her and just said "Wait." there was a brief silence and then I kissed her.

There was just this click in my mind in that moment. I felt complete and went into a euphoric state that I can barely remember. Probably a dopamine overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.

I pushed against her and she leaned back onto the sand as I lay on top of her.
Our lips were locked for about 30 seconds and then I pulled away.
I said "You wanna know something?"
She said "What?"
I replied "That was my first kiss."
She started laughing and said "I don't believe you, you're kind of hot. Like how has a girl never liked you before?". (lifefuel that I still think about).
I don't know what I said back but we kept kissing until my nose started bleeding so we stopped. It didn't kill the mood at all though, we just laughed.

Her Stacylite ginger friend had left to get pizza earlier and she returned. I had a slice and then left with my boys.
The cycle back home with my friends was like something from a dream; there was a cool summer breeze, the sun was setting and I kept yelling about how happy I was I had just kissed a girl.


I was with her for a few weeks afterwards but then we drifted apart. She's now dating another guy I know (athletic Chadlite but he's only 6'0, she's 5'10). He's a cool guy though I don't mind. I don't think I miss her, I moreso miss kissing a pretty girl.

I simped for her for a while after we broke up, but after I stopped caring she hit me up once saying she missed me. I declined though, I'm moving on with my life.


What was your first kiss like?
 
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tldr?
 
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My first kiss was with a girl older than me in my room which had a boyfriend. didn't smash tho cuz too high inhib at the time
 
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Didn't read
 
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Goddamn. My first kiss was with a tinder girl and was also the same night I lost my virginity. This was when I was 18. Shitty experience tbh.

I’ve gone 2 weeks without kissing a girl now. Need to set up a date asap
 
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Not a single word
 
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lmao nigguh
 
I still kiss my pillow and I'm thinking about cutting a hole in it so we can finally make love
 
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I still kiss my pillow and I'm thinking about cutting a hole in it so we can finally make love
I used to fuck my pillow and my mom found the vagina-shaped hole in it and asked me why it was there and I just said I didn't know
 
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Goddamn. My first kiss was with a tinder girl and was also the same night I lost my virginity. This was when I was 18. Shitty experience tbh.

I’ve gone 2 weeks without kissing a girl now. Need to set up a date asap
Ive gone 22 years without kissing a girl
 
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Goddamn. My first kiss was with a tinder girl and was also the same night I lost my virginity. This was when I was 18. Shitty experience tbh.

I’ve gone 2 weeks without kissing a girl now. Need to set up a date asap
Only 2 weeks. CHAD.
 
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I used to fuck my pillow and my mom found the vagina-shaped hole in it and asked me why it was there and I just said I didn't know
Hot
 
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Have you seen him he literally is Chadlite I think he doesn't slay because mentalcel + manlet
I've seen him. Almost thinking it was a larp jfl.
 
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I've seen him. Almost thinking it was a larp jfl.
I got verification.
legit he is gymmaxxed Med Chadlite if height is that serious a failo in the US he should geomax to Albania or something he would slay.
@bonelessMan you would be a gigamogger with LL + lifts
 
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I got verification.
legit he is gymmaxxed Med Chadlite if height is that serious a failo in the US he should geomax to Albania or something he would slay.
@bonelessMan you would be a gigamogger with LL + lifts
Weird , he doesn't seem like a mentalcel either
 
ofc i DNR you low t blue piller
please inject....amirite @Thomas DOM @Alex MACHO @decadouche57 ?:lul:
 
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I got verification.
legit he is gymmaxxed Med Chadlite if height is that serious a failo in the US he should geomax to Albania or something he would slay.
@bonelessMan you would be a gigamogger with LL + lifts
Going to India for LL or wheelchair maxx tbh
 
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ofc i DNR you low t blue piller
please inject....amirite @Thomas DOM @Alex MACHO @decadouche57 ?:lul:
There’s so many faggots here desperate for female attention
 
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What was your first kiss like?
30 seconds of kissing with a dyke-looking 3/10 and then a few minutes later made out with fat Indian girl.

Fml. I was a 23yr kissless virgin too. Tbh I should have remained kissless.

Reminder:
Closer to 24 than 23. 0 girls have ever crushed on me. I can't even keep interest from drunk fat whales. Fk hypergamy tbh. My female looksmatch lives in a completely different world. Wish I was born a female and had female privilege.
 
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I said "You wanna know something?"
She said "What?"
I replied "That was my first kiss."
She started laughing and said "I don't believe you, you're kind of hot. Like how has a girl never liked you before?". (lifefuel that I still think about).
1670725515144

Mirin...
 
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Your life mogs mine hard is what it means, you lived the dream buddy.
Nah I'm a virgin and genuinely don't think I've ever been seriously happy my entire life
 
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Nah I'm a virgin and genuinely don't think I've ever been seriously happy my entire life
Still mogs me. I only have "what ifs" and imagination to cope with.
 
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Ngl ur non nt for saying that. I did the same thing 3 weeks ago when I told a girl I never had a gf before. She looked at me weird and it ruined our date jfl
 
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Ngl ur non nt for saying that. I did the same thing 3 weeks ago when I told a girl I never had a gf before. She looked at me weird and it ruined our date jfl
I ruined my relationship with the girl in this story by being non NT she had to explain when she was being sarcastic to me and I didn't understand half of what she was saying.
 
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I ruined my relationship with the girl in this story by being non NT she had to explain when she was being sarcastic to me and I didn't understand half of what she was saying.
Nt pill is legit tbh.
 
Inb4 dnrd
This is a shitpost that will probably not impact you at all gtfo if you don't care.

I remember my first kiss. I was with a group of friends and acqaintances on a beach. It was well over 20 degrees (C).

I got pretty drunk and started talking to this HTB that had been giving me IOIs for a week. We both couldn't stop laughing at the stupidest shit and eventually I was lying down on my back and she was pretty much lying on top of me.
I remember just feeling the weight of her body on mine was exhilerating. Feeling her skin touching mine (I was shirtless and she was in a bikini).
Her face was 6 inches away from mine and I remember gazing into her eyes (she legit has A10 doe eyes).
I had brought a bottle of wine and she poured the last of it into my mouth and we both burst out laughing because it got all over my face.

My friends were taking photos of us because it looked like we were about to have sex in the middle of the beach.
Most people had left at that point and the beach was beginning to empty out. My friend was packing up our shit and shouted at me to hurry up. He then yelled "@ike57 just bite the bullet and lean in!"

There was an awkward silence between her and I but I said some random thing that led to another topic.
I can't remember what she was talking about, but I interrupted her and just said "Wait." there was a brief silence and then I kissed her.

There was just this click in my mind in that moment. I felt complete and went into a euphoric state that I can barely remember. Probably a dopamine overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.

I pushed against her and she leaned back onto the sand as I lay on top of her.
Our lips were locked for about 30 seconds and then I pulled away.
I said "You wanna know something?"
She said "What?"
I replied "That was my first kiss."
She started laughing and said "I don't believe you, you're kind of hot. Like how has a girl never liked you before?". (lifefuel that I still think about).
I don't know what I said back but we kept kissing until my nose started bleeding so we stopped. It didn't kill the mood at all though, we just laughed.

Her Stacylite ginger friend had left to get pizza earlier and she returned. I had a slice and then left with my boys.
The cycle back home with my friends was like something from a dream; there was a cool summer breeze, the sun was setting and I kept yelling about how happy I was I had just kissed a girl.


I was with her for a few weeks afterwards but then we drifted apart. She's now dating another guy I know (athletic Chadlite but he's only 6'0, she's 5'10). He's a cool guy though I don't mind. I don't think I miss her, I moreso miss kissing a pretty girl.

I simped for her for a while after we broke up, but after I stopped caring she hit me up once saying she missed me. I declined though, I'm moving on with my life.


What was your first kiss like?
Glad you enjoyed it, because I didn't.

I made out with a grand total of 2 girls my whole life, and both times were revolting to me.

Not only was the physical sensation not pleasant (I don't like touching people), but swallowing buckets of saliva was anything but sexy. Had no desire to ever kiss again.

P.S.: I'm not gay. Fuck you if you think otherwise.
 
Glad you enjoyed it, because I didn't.

I made out with a grand total of 2 girls my whole life, and both times were revolting to me.

Not only was the physical sensation not pleasant (I don't like touching people), but swallowing buckets of saliva was anything but sexy. Had no desire to ever kiss again.

P.S.: I'm not gay. Fuck you if you think otherwise.
Feeling each other up and exchanging saliva and hearing her moan is pure ecstasy.
Are you postive you're not gay? Or maybe asexual?
 
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Feeling each other up and exchanging saliva and hearing her moan is pure ecstasy.
Are you postive you're not gay? Or maybe asexual?
I'm positive. I've masturbated incessantly to images, videos and memories of chicks my whole life. I just have sensory issues. So, why wouldn't I have these with men, if I have them with women??
 
Glad you enjoyed it, because I didn't.

I made out with a grand total of 2 girls my whole life, and both times were revolting to me.

Not only was the physical sensation not pleasant (I don't like touching people), but swallowing buckets of saliva was anything but sexy. Had no desire to ever kiss again.

P.S.: I'm not gay. Fuck you if you think otherwise.
Next Level Gay GIF
 
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Probably a dopamine overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.
Corrected sentence: Probably an endorphin/opiod overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.
 
Inb4 dnrd
This is a shitpost that will probably not impact you at all gtfo if you don't care.

I remember my first kiss. I was with a group of friends and acqaintances on a beach. It was well over 20 degrees (C).

I got pretty drunk and started talking to this HTB that had been giving me IOIs for a week. We both couldn't stop laughing at the stupidest shit and eventually I was lying down on my back and she was pretty much lying on top of me.
I remember just feeling the weight of her body on mine was exhilerating. Feeling her skin touching mine (I was shirtless and she was in a bikini).
Her face was 6 inches away from mine and I remember gazing into her eyes (she legit has A10 doe eyes).
I had brought a bottle of wine and she poured the last of it into my mouth and we both burst out laughing because it got all over my face.

My friends were taking photos of us because it looked like we were about to have sex in the middle of the beach.
Most people had left at that point and the beach was beginning to empty out. My friend was packing up our shit and shouted at me to hurry up. He then yelled "@ike57 just bite the bullet and lean in!"

There was an awkward silence between her and I but I said some random thing that led to another topic.
I can't remember what she was talking about, but I interrupted her and just said "Wait." there was a brief silence and then I kissed her.

There was just this click in my mind in that moment. I felt complete and went into a euphoric state that I can barely remember. Probably a dopamine overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.

I pushed against her and she leaned back onto the sand as I lay on top of her.
Our lips were locked for about 30 seconds and then I pulled away.
I said "You wanna know something?"
She said "What?"
I replied "That was my first kiss."
She started laughing and said "I don't believe you, you're kind of hot. Like how has a girl never liked you before?". (lifefuel that I still think about).
I don't know what I said back but we kept kissing until my nose started bleeding so we stopped. It didn't kill the mood at all though, we just laughed.

Her Stacylite ginger friend had left to get pizza earlier and she returned. I had a slice and then left with my boys.
The cycle back home with my friends was like something from a dream; there was a cool summer breeze, the sun was setting and I kept yelling about how happy I was I had just kissed a girl.


I was with her for a few weeks afterwards but then we drifted apart. She's now dating another guy I know (athletic Chadlite but he's only 6'0, she's 5'10). He's a cool guy though I don't mind. I don't think I miss her, I moreso miss kissing a pretty girl.

I simped for her for a while after we broke up, but after I stopped caring she hit me up once saying she missed me. I declined though, I'm moving on with my life.


What was your first kiss like?
And then you woke up
 
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i have only kissed an ugly girl and the dopamine hit was only 50 percent im imagining what kissing a pretty girl will be lik
 
Inb4 dnrd
This is a shitpost that will probably not impact you at all gtfo if you don't care.

I remember my first kiss. I was with a group of friends and acqaintances on a beach. It was well over 20 degrees (C).

I got pretty drunk and started talking to this HTB that had been giving me IOIs for a week. We both couldn't stop laughing at the stupidest shit and eventually I was lying down on my back and she was pretty much lying on top of me.
I remember just feeling the weight of her body on mine was exhilerating. Feeling her skin touching mine (I was shirtless and she was in a bikini).
Her face was 6 inches away from mine and I remember gazing into her eyes (she legit has A10 doe eyes).
I had brought a bottle of wine and she poured the last of it into my mouth and we both burst out laughing because it got all over my face.

My friends were taking photos of us because it looked like we were about to have sex in the middle of the beach.
Most people had left at that point and the beach was beginning to empty out. My friend was packing up our shit and shouted at me to hurry up. He then yelled "@ike57 just bite the bullet and lean in!"

There was an awkward silence between her and I but I said some random thing that led to another topic.
I can't remember what she was talking about, but I interrupted her and just said "Wait." there was a brief silence and then I kissed her.

There was just this click in my mind in that moment. I felt complete and went into a euphoric state that I can barely remember. Probably a dopamine overload from the alcohol and kissing a pretty girl for the first time.

I pushed against her and she leaned back onto the sand as I lay on top of her.
Our lips were locked for about 30 seconds and then I pulled away.
I said "You wanna know something?"
She said "What?"
I replied "That was my first kiss."
She started laughing and said "I don't believe you, you're kind of hot. Like how has a girl never liked you before?". (lifefuel that I still think about).
I don't know what I said back but we kept kissing until my nose started bleeding so we stopped. It didn't kill the mood at all though, we just laughed.

Her Stacylite ginger friend had left to get pizza earlier and she returned. I had a slice and then left with my boys.
The cycle back home with my friends was like something from a dream; there was a cool summer breeze, the sun was setting and I kept yelling about how happy I was I had just kissed a girl.


I was with her for a few weeks afterwards but then we drifted apart. She's now dating another guy I know (athletic Chadlite but he's only 6'0, she's 5'10). He's a cool guy though I don't mind. I don't think I miss her, I moreso miss kissing a pretty girl.

I simped for her for a while after we broke up, but after I stopped caring she hit me up once saying she missed me. I declined though, I'm moving on with my life.


What was your first kiss like?
nice short fiction.
 
Brutal I never kissed a girl
 
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Goddamn. My first kiss was with a tinder girl and was also the same night I lost my virginity. This was when I was 18. Shitty experience tbh.

I’ve gone 2 weeks without kissing a girl now. Need to set up a date asap
Same, scary knowing u have to kiss without any idea how to
 
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How tall are u?
 

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