kitty maxxing guide how to get girls with kittens

egyptiansub5

egyptiansub5

just a avg teen
Joined
Jun 13, 2025
Posts
630
Reputation
668
this is the last hope if u wanna interact w females in a non direct way if ur a khhv fat incel so first off u must love cats loving and u should try to fead the local stray cats so hopefully females around u would come and try to pet the cat ur feeding and u can have a convo

step 2

be a cat owner now i tested this method out myself and i will show u some proof
so a while ago i posted this picture on my instagram
93DAC0C9 B3C2 4BF8 BC86 5AECA892A427

now at that time i had a low follower count around 30 followers as i made a alt acc to try to be more nt now i had around 10 girls on that acc and from the 10 girls around 4 girls replied which is crazy 35% of the girls replied

next my cat gave birth so i had kittens i posted them and i talked for days with this girl as she would dm me everyday for more cat pics and sometimes we would even call on facetime so i can show my cats i call this method catmaxxing guide
veiny hand method

last method only works if ur lean and have veiny hand


guy posts cat with veiny hand
females are thirsting over him without him doing anything i tried this method before and it worked i wont post the vid cause its corny and gay
 
Last edited:
Be careful though, you should own a male cat if female attention is what you want, 2 girls that i've been with got jealous of my cat cuz she a female and i give her regular attention, one of them legit told me she thought that my cat didn't like her and made up some bullshit story about how she bites her when i am not seeing her so i would get rid of her
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Gonthar and egyptiansub5
will be stealing pic idea & posting with my back that is 5x more muscular than yours ;)
 
Be careful though, you should own a male cat if female attention is what you want, 2 girls that i've been with got jealous of my cat cuz she a female and i give her regular attention, one of them legit told me she thought that my cat didn't like her and made up some bullshit story about how she bites her when i am not seeing her so i would get rid of her
this is why i fuck cats
 
  • Ugh..
Reactions: Andremln
Be careful though, you should own a male cat if female attention is what you want, 2 girls that i've been with got jealous of my cat cuz she a female and i give her regular attention, one of them legit told me she thought that my cat didn't like her and made up some bullshit story about how she bites her when i am not seeing her so i would get rid of her
i have a female and male cat thats why every few months i get kittens which are legit a female attraction magnet
 
i have a female and male cat thats why every few months i get kittens which are legit a female attraction magnet
I don't have them as a female attraction magnet tbh i legit like felids a lot they remind me of my fav childhood prehistoric animal the inostrancevia
 
  • +1
Reactions: egyptiansub5
I don't have them as a female attraction magnet tbh i legit like felids a lot they remind me of my fav childhood prehistoric animal the inostrancevia
i like cats obv didnt get my cat for only female attention thats just stupid
 
  • +1
Reactions: Andremln
i like cats obv didnt get my cat for only female attention thats just stupid
Toxoplasmosis also ascends u, i got leaner and my supraorbital grew since i contracted it, my hair is thicker and my inhibition is lowered too
 

Similar threads

Dkay
Replies
13
Views
149
gayspringtrap993
gayspringtrap993
Dkay
Replies
4
Views
71
Dkay
Dkay
iamnotagrey
Replies
37
Views
473
Mizi44
Mizi44
frentanyl
Replies
4
Views
362
Steingrímu Björn
Steingrímu Björn
landyn
Replies
13
Views
458
Jiaxi
Jiaxi

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top