Krezo

[Deleted member 1476]

Have you been cycling recently? I’m starting running next week to get fit

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Cycling is bad for your penis

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Cycling is bad for your penis

elab

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Cycling is bad for your penis

@Krezo has a third pedal for his penis

 

[Krezo]

I went cycling on Saturday but I crashed head on into a car as I went round a corner and got some bruises. I'm going to be more careful next time I go. It could've been a much worse accident and it's made me realise I'm a bit careless when riding.

 

[Patrick Baitman]

elab

Puts large amount of pressure on penis making it numb which can lead to erectile dysfunction (look it up).

I also read somewhere that it can stunt penis growth if you ride it during your childhood. I can't find the source now tho.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I went cycling on Saturday but I crashed head on into a car as I went round a corner and got some bruises. I'm going to be more careful next time I go. It could've been a much worse accident and it's made me realise I'm a bit careless when riding.

Stay safe and wear your helmet

 

[Stare]

Puts large amount of pressure on penis making it numb which can lead to erectile dysfunction (look it up).

I also read somewhere that it can stunt penis growth if you ride it during your childhood. I can't find the source now tho.

There are some seats that prevent that tho

 

[Deleted member 1476]

There are some seats that prevent that tho

With an anal insert?

 

[Patrick Baitman]

There are some seats that prevent that tho

Yeah, but most aren't aware of them, or not opt for it. And they realise that shit too late.

Plus I find the whole idea whack, like why can't your fat ass just fucking run

 

[Strafe]

I went cycling on Saturday but I crashed head on into a car as I went round a corner and got some bruises. I'm going to be more careful next time I go. It could've been a much worse accident and it's made me realise I'm a bit careless when riding.

Same here brah, except I got hit by a bus and now I’m the only person on earth who remembers The Beatles. Strange shit tbh.

 

[Stare]

With an anal insert?

Yess. You take out the seat and insert the tube into your ass.

 

[Stare]

Yeah, but most aren't aware of them, or not opt for it. And they realise that shit too late.

Plus I find the whole idea whack, like why can't your fat ass just fucking run

That's because most cyclists are low T fat subhumans in their 40s, their dick is useless.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

That's because most cyclists are low T fat subhumans in their 40s, their dick is useless.

Yeah, but most aren't aware of them, or not opt for it. And they realise that shit too late.

Plus I find the whole idea whack, like why can't your fat ass just fucking run

i've been cycling 10km every school day since i was 12.

 

[Stare]

i've been cycling 10km every school day since i was 12.

Over for your dick boyo

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Over for your dick boyo

still works perfectly fine and is 6.6 inches

 

[Ocelot]

Plus I find the whole idea whack, like why can't your fat ass just fucking run

tbh

 

[Patrick Baitman]

i've been cycling 10km every school day since i was 12.

Michelin runs in your blood. It's inescapable