[lame ahh story time] if your girl goes out to the club, DUMP HER

[LipstickAlley]

I was rizzing up this chick in the club by asking for a lighter. My dumbass friend tossed mine outside the fucking club window because he wanted to look cool in front of this chick he was trying to pursue for a year and a half now, jfl. It's cool though he bought me a decent vodka drink.

This chick, who was pale skinned with black hair (my type, holy FUARK) approaches me. I was literally jizzing myself jfl

Anyways we both lit our cigs (thank god she doesn't vape, what a fucking turn-off) and were talking. She was calling me cute n shit and we eventually made out

Then her friend came over and was like "but you already have a boyfriend" and then they all left lmao

lowkey felt kinda bad for the BF tbh, he doesn't know his girl kissed some shitskin pajeet

unironically cigmaxxing for conversation starters along with strategic BB cream and eyeliner frauding has gotten me to make out with more girls than i can imagine (thanks, @pneumocystosis)

I didn't even kiss a girl until the age of 16 and felt like a cuck tbh. younger me would have been dumbfounded by the amount of girls I've fucked and kissed three years later. I end up making out with like 7 girls a weekend nowadays to the point where it gets boring

can't wait to start my YK11 cycle. I lost so much of my RAD140 gains cuz I didn't bother doing PCT jfl at my dumbass.

 

[LipstickAlley]

dnrd

 

[Suimaxxer]

Why nsfw tho

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Are you thin

 

[LipstickAlley]

Why nsfw tho

More click

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

I was rizzing up this chick in the club by asking for a lighter. My dumbass friend tossed mine outside the fucking club window because he wanted to look cool in front of this chick he was trying to pursue for a year and a half now, jfl. It's cool though he bought me a decent vodka drink.

This chick, who was white with black hair (my type, holy FUARK)

Anyways we both lit our cigs (thank god she doesn't vape, what a fucking turn-off) and were talking. She was calling me cute n shit and we eventually made out

Then her friend came over and was like "but you already have a boyfriend" and then they all left lmao

lowkey felt kinda bad for the BF tbh, he doesn't know his girl kissed some shitskin pajeet

unironically cigmaxxing for conversation starters along with strategic BB cream and eyeliner frauding has gotten me to make out with more girls than i can imagine

I didn't even kiss a girl until the age of 16 and felt like a cuck tbh. younger me would have been dumbfounded by the amount of girls I've fucked and kissed three years later. I end up making out with like 7 girls a weekend nowadays to the point where it gets boring

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can't wait to start my YK11 cycle. I lost so much of my RAD140 gains cuz I didn't bother doing PCT jfl at my dumbass.

aint reading allat sorry bro

 

[LipstickAlley]

Are you thin

I was comically underweight as a kid, now I am slightly on the thinner side especially since my SARMS wore off

 

[LipstickAlley]

dnrd

aint reading allat sorry bro

beat you to it

 

[Obito]

what's ur slay count brother

 

[Suimaxxer]

More click

Bruhh

 

[LipstickAlley]

what's ur slay count brother

only 7 I'm a cuck...

I was super late to the game so I make up for my abused doggedness now as a 19 y o

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

beat you to it

doesn't chnage the fact that i didn't read shit

 

[ReinhardRacist]

Dnrd

 

[Deleted member 46941]

dnr

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I was rizzing up this chick in the club by asking for a lighter. My dumbass friend tossed mine outside the fucking club window because he wanted to look cool in front of this chick he was trying to pursue for a year and a half now, jfl. It's cool though he bought me a decent vodka drink.

This chick, who was pale skinned with black hair (my type, holy FUARK) approaches me. I was literally jizzing myself jfl

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Anyways we both lit our cigs (thank god she doesn't vape, what a fucking turn-off) and were talking. She was calling me cute n shit and we eventually made out

Then her friend came over and was like "but you already have a boyfriend" and then they all left lmao

lowkey felt kinda bad for the BF tbh, he doesn't know his girl kissed some shitskin pajeet

unironically cigmaxxing for conversation starters along with strategic BB cream and eyeliner frauding has gotten me to make out with more girls than i can imagine (thanks, @pneumocystosis)

I didn't even kiss a girl until the age of 16 and felt like a cuck tbh. younger me would have been dumbfounded by the amount of girls I've fucked and kissed three years later. I end up making out with like 7 girls a weekend nowadays to the point where it gets boring

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can't wait to start my YK11 cycle. I lost so much of my RAD140 gains cuz I didn't bother doing PCT jfl at my dumbass.

You’re a pajeet? Wtf

 

[House Lannister]

What’s your honest rating of yourself facially

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

 

[D3v]

I was rizzing up this chick in the club by asking for a lighter. My dumbass friend tossed mine outside the fucking club window because he wanted to look cool in front of this chick he was trying to pursue for a year and a half now, jfl. It's cool though he bought me a decent vodka drink.

This chick, who was pale skinned with black hair (my type, holy FUARK) approaches me. I was literally jizzing myself jfl

View attachment 2480269

Anyways we both lit our cigs (thank god she doesn't vape, what a fucking turn-off) and were talking. She was calling me cute n shit and we eventually made out

Then her friend came over and was like "but you already have a boyfriend" and then they all left lmao

lowkey felt kinda bad for the BF tbh, he doesn't know his girl kissed some shitskin pajeet

unironically cigmaxxing for conversation starters along with strategic BB cream and eyeliner frauding has gotten me to make out with more girls than i can imagine (thanks, @pneumocystosis)

I didn't even kiss a girl until the age of 16 and felt like a cuck tbh. younger me would have been dumbfounded by the amount of girls I've fucked and kissed three years later. I end up making out with like 7 girls a weekend nowadays to the point where it gets boring

View attachment 2480275

can't wait to start my YK11 cycle. I lost so much of my RAD140 gains cuz I didn't bother doing PCT jfl at my dumbass.

shes hot

 

[LipstickAlley]

What’s your honest rating of yourself facially

4.5/10

Little below avg but not to the point where people hate me

 

[Codeinlover]

I was rizzing up this chick in the club by asking for a lighter. My dumbass friend tossed mine outside the fucking club window because he wanted to look cool in front of this chick he was trying to pursue for a year and a half now, jfl. It's cool though he bought me a decent vodka drink.

This chick, who was pale skinned with black hair (my type, holy FUARK) approaches me. I was literally jizzing myself jfl

View attachment 2480269

Anyways we both lit our cigs (thank god she doesn't vape, what a fucking turn-off) and were talking. She was calling me cute n shit and we eventually made out

Then her friend came over and was like "but you already have a boyfriend" and then they all left lmao

lowkey felt kinda bad for the BF tbh, he doesn't know his girl kissed some shitskin pajeet

unironically cigmaxxing for conversation starters along with strategic BB cream and eyeliner frauding has gotten me to make out with more girls than i can imagine (thanks, @pneumocystosis)

I didn't even kiss a girl until the age of 16 and felt like a cuck tbh. younger me would have been dumbfounded by the amount of girls I've fucked and kissed three years later. I end up making out with like 7 girls a weekend nowadays to the point where it gets boring

View attachment 2480275

can't wait to start my YK11 cycle. I lost so much of my RAD140 gains cuz I didn't bother doing PCT jfl at my dumbass.

How tall are u