Lana Del Ray marries a redneck tour guide

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees

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All that looks, fame and money only to marry some oldcel hillbilly redneck from Louisiana



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Brootal, guy looks ethnic muh jbw
 
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@6ft4 @TechnoBoss @ChadL1te @TheLastLaugh @Beastimmung
 
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Western celebrities are mentally ill
 
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men hit their prime at. 50
 
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How is this a blackpill lol
 
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She’s literally a mentally ill whore, this guy probably gave her the tiniest bit of attention and she jumped at him. Her marriage will last three months at best
 
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Balding prey eyes nigga
 
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It's the money bro
 
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How does this happen?
 
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she said she's not dating him tho
 
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I thought she was dating a brotha
 
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I would slay her rn so fknig much
 
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@ey88 @SubhumanForever @romanstock
 
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She’s literally a mentally ill whore, this guy probably gave her the tiniest bit of attention and she jumped at him. Her marriage will last three months at best
High IQ.
 
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unc hit the lottery :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: imagine thinking you’re gonna die alone without children then out of nowhere you pull her, mf must be wild in bed or something
 
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40 years old and still looks this good :love:
 
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She’s literally a mentally ill whore, this guy probably gave her the tiniest bit of attention and she jumped at him. Her marriage will last three months at best
Tbh mentally ill whores always go for subhumans. Can see that the most with emo foids. I think at that point they just wanna mog their husband so they never cheat
 
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"Just befriend prehistoric killing machines, bro! It worked for me!"
 
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I am redneck maxing tbh
 
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Can I marry her too I want money, couldn’t care less about white pussy
 
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Money on women is useless.

*I WANT A CAREER AND POWER.*

Finish with a LTN.. or single with cats
 
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It just seems like some weird fetish she has
 
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He has a giant thick cock
 
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@nathan
 
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Louisiana is a definition of a shithole tbh. 2 of its cities rank in the top 10 most violent cities in the world, highest unemployment in the US, for profit prisons, cancer alley and if that wasn't bad enough you have hurricanes and alligators on thr streetz. @TechnoBoss @Sprinkles @GabachoCopium @ChadL1te just move out of Louisiana theory.
I am redneck maxing tbh
 
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Louisiana is a definition of a shithole tbh. 2 of its cities rank in the top 10 most violent cities in the world, highest unemployment in the US, for profit prisons, cancer alley and if that wasn't bad enough you have hurricanes and alligators on thr streetz. @TechnoBoss @Sprinkles @GabachoCopium @ChadL1te just move out of Louisiana theory.
@TheLookInYourEyes where are u from bhai. If it's the deep south it's over
 
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If you'd ever been on one of these tours you'd understand.
 
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Tall lower third theory
 
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America ftw
 
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Why do they all have calm eyes? Check out Lima’s husband
 
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celebrity relationships are always scripted.

I suspect this man is her MKultra mind control handler because she was put through beta sex slave programming to become a pornstar
 
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My area is actually pretty evenly split between spics, niggers, and whites with some asian and brown enclaves.
Still, I shall remain incel.
Austin, Dallas and Houston outside of these cities Texas is a shithole. I don't care about those things. I only care about making wages, opportunities and connections. I'm a very money minded person.
 
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Austin, Dallas and Houston outside of these cities Texas is a shithole. I don't care about those things. I only care about making wages, opportunities and connections. I'm a very money minded person.
im in htown yeah
austin has all the white liberal baddies though
 
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looksmatched
 
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NO LANA
 
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What’s their usual ratings bhai:ogre:. Shit need asap wageslave for surgeries. :ogre:
Austin girls? if u go by UT i’d say the white girls avg 7/10
 
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