LAZYMAXXING GUIDE [VOL 0.1] LooksMaxx while being lazy!

[killoldyou]

This is only a lite version of the first full thread as I have to somehow workout, clean room, sleep a bit and do a gfx in less thann 3 hours>

YES FORMATED WITH GPT GO ROPE

Okay so you are interested in looksmaxxing but are fucking LAZY and dont want to spend more than maybe 25 minutes a day on looksmaxxing
I've got you covered. in this guide we will be discussing diferente aspects of looksmaxxing (not just yo face) in the laziest ways possible.
Everything will be on categories with multiple volumes.

• SKINMAXXING
  • Understand that your skin is can usually be of 3 types (if you got perfect skin move on)
    • OILY
    • DRY
    • OILY AND DRY (aka ropemaxxing aka what I have)
  • This is the laziest method of skincare, aka the one I use:
    • PRODUCTS YOU NEED (if you dont have horrid acne):
      • Healing cream - UNITED STATES: Healing Ointment by Cerave
        • EUROPE: Cicatridina ointment (the one I use might be able to find in in the us too but only imported)
      • Cleansing oil - WORLDWIDE: Centella Light Cleansing oil from skin1004
      • Moisturizing Cream - WORLDWIDE: The big blue Nivea cream
    • HOW 2 SKINMAXX:
      • If you have very fucking dry skin or dermatitis start with the healing cream and only do that daily until you get okish skin. (thread about dermatitis skin here fuck dermatitis
        
      • IF YOUR SKIN IS ALREADY OK
        • FIRST PART: CLEANSING OIL
          • Step 1: Clean face with just water and hands
          • Step 2: DRY both face and hands
          • Step 3: Apply good ammount of cleansing oil on hand and face
          • Step 4: Follow instructions on the bottle (massage in circles(I usually do this for 3 minutes), add splash of water on hands/face, start doing the same massage but this timethe cleansing oil will turn whiteish and change texture, repeat adding splashes of water annd massaging for 30 seconds until face is clean of oil)
        • SECOND PART: Now we want to moisture.
          • If your skin is okay and non dry, apply VERY THIN layer of nivea cream on face
          • If your skin is dry, apply thin layer of healing cream
          • you are done
      • IF YOU HAVE ACNE:
        • Easiest way I have found to fix this: go to local pharmacy and get a acne cream/serum that dries skin up(you can test more and see which one dries your skin up most)
        • After applying the cream/serum for a few days you should have really dry skin but way less acne.
        • Now start dermatitis skin healing routine from this thread:
        • When you have fixed your skin do what I said in IF YOUR SKIN IS ALREADY OK part
• HEIGHTMAXXING
  • Need to research more but currently il just paste this . creddits @veggie
    • sleep(10 to 12 hrs), lots of dietary cholesterol, 12 hrs fasting + sprints in the last hr, break the fast with a fruit or even better, raw honey to boost igf-1 hormone, working out, high protein rich food, reducing carbs, hydration, playing some kind of sports( in my case football)
• JAWMAXXING
  • Currently I can only say 2 things actually do something as I have tried them.
    • Chin pulling
    • Mewing
    • Chewing (credits @TechnoBoss , will research and add more about it in next vol)(train your neck too and dont over do it)
    • (you can find videos of both on the WORLD WIDE WEB(might add video links in volume two)
• HEALTHMAXXING
  • Now for health normally id say dont eat processed food but by definition anythingthat isnt "how nature made it" is processed.
  • Also eating some cereal wont be equal to eating red 40 shit (based on how bad they are for your health)
  • What i do is ask myself these questions:
    • Could this be sourced from nature (aka is it meat, grains, etc)?
    • Can the colors this have be natural (aka dont eat rainbows)?
  • As long as answer is yes to both things you wont die if you eat them
  • Also make sure that you always try the homemade version of things instead of store bought if you can
    • For example instead of dunkin donuts make classic doughnuts at home(search up traditionnal polish doughnuts)
  • Another thing you can do for your health is eat broth. any kind really
• STYLEMAXXING
  • Easiest style max is respect these 3 rules:
    • Look like someone you would respect and think is at least half serious
    • Dont have big ass brands written across your chest
    • Dont look like your outfit would be worn by a 14 year old

 

[TechnoBoss]

Looks high effort but why not include chewing in your list of ways to improve jawline? It's not cope & doesn't make you look bloated like what some people believe.

 

[killoldyou]

Looks high effort but why not include chewing in your list of ways to improve jawline? It's not cope & doesn't make you look bloated like what some people believe.

havenn't done it myself but if you say it works il add it

 

[TechnoBoss]

havenn't done it myself but if you say it works il add it

I 100% believe it works from first hand experience. You just can't chew excessively or else you can develop TMJ. You also need to add in neck training to your gym routine or else your jawline might get too big for your neck and it failos you.

 

[killoldyou]

+ ADDED LINKS TO SOME STUFF

 

[vexnaut]

very demure

 

[yue]

Understand that your skin is can usually be of 3 types (if you got perfect skin move on)

• OILY
• DRY
• OILY AND DRY (aka ropemaxxing aka what I have)

dnrd after this tiktok tier pseudoscience

 

[killoldyou]

dnrd after this tiktok tier pseudoscience

What Is My Skin Type? | Facts & Tips | CeraVe

Every skin type has unique needs, including dry, oily, and combination skin. Here, learn how to identify and care for your specific type of skin.

www.cerave.com

 

[20/04/2008]

This is only a lite version of the first full thread as I have to somehow workout, clean room, sleep a bit and do a gfx in less thann 3 hours>

YES FORMATED WITH GPT GO ROPE
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Okay so you are interested in looksmaxxing but are fucking LAZY and dont want to spend more than maybe 25 minutes a day on looksmaxxing
I've got you covered. in this guide we will be discussing diferente aspects of looksmaxxing (not just yo face) in the laziest ways possible.
Everything will be on categories with multiple volumes.

• SKINMAXXING
  • Understand that your skin is can usually be of 3 types (if you got perfect skin move on)
    • OILY
    • DRY
    • OILY AND DRY (aka ropemaxxing aka what I have)
  • This is the laziest method of skincare, aka the one I use:
    • PRODUCTS YOU NEED (if you dont have horrid acne):
      • Healing cream - UNITED STATES: Healing Ointment by Cerave
        • EUROPE: Cicatridina ointment (the one I use might be able to find in in the us too but only imported)
      • Cleansing oil - WORLDWIDE: Centella Light Cleansing oil from skin1004
      • Moisturizing Cream - WORLDWIDE: The big blue Nivea cream
    • HOW 2 SKINMAXX:
      • If you have very fucking dry skin or dermatitis start with the healing cream and only do that daily until you get okish skin. (thread about dermatitis skin here fuck dermatitis
        
      • IF YOUR SKIN IS ALREADY OK
        • FIRST PART: CLEANSING OIL
          • Step 1: Clean face with just water and hands
          • Step 2: DRY both face and hands
          • Step 3: Apply good ammount of cleansing oil on hand and face
          • Step 4: Follow instructions on the bottle (massage in circles(I usually do this for 3 minutes), add splash of water on hands/face, start doing the same massage but this timethe cleansing oil will turn whiteish and change texture, repeat adding splashes of water annd massaging for 30 seconds until face is clean of oil)
        • SECOND PART: Now we want to moisture.
          • If your skin is okay and non dry, apply VERY THIN layer of nivea cream on face
          • If your skin is dry, apply thin layer of healing cream
          • you are done
      • IF YOU HAVE ACNE:
        • Easiest way I have found to fix this: go to local pharmacy and get a acne cream/serum that dries skin up(you can test more and see which one dries your skin up most)
        • After applying the cream/serum for a few days you should have really dry skin but way less acne.
        • Now start dermatitis skin healing routine from this thread:
        • When you have fixed your skin do what I said in IF YOUR SKIN IS ALREADY OK part
• HEIGHTMAXXING
  • Need to research more but currently il just paste this . creddits @veggie
    • sleep(10 to 12 hrs), lots of dietary cholesterol, 12 hrs fasting + sprints in the last hr, break the fast with a fruit or even better, raw honey to boost igf-1 hormone, working out, high protein rich food, reducing carbs, hydration, playing some kind of sports( in my case football)
• JAWMAXXING
  • Currently I can only say 2 things actually do something as I have tried them.
    • Chin pulling
    • Mewing
    • Chewing (credits @TechnoBoss , will research and add more about it in next vol)(train your neck too and dont over do it)
    • (you can find videos of both on the WORLD WIDE WEB(might add video links in volume two)
• HEALTHMAXXING
  • Now for health normally id say dont eat processed food but by definition anythingthat isnt "how nature made it" is processed.
  • Also eating some cereal wont be equal to eating red 40 shit (based on how bad they are for your health)
  • What i do is ask myself these questions:
    • Could this be sourced from nature (aka is it meat, grains, etc)?
    • Can the colors this have be natural (aka dont eat rainbows)?
  • As long as answer is yes to both things you wont die if you eat them
  • Also make sure that you always try the homemade version of things instead of store bought if you can
    • For example instead of dunkin donuts make classic doughnuts at home(search up traditionnal polish doughnuts)
  • Another thing you can do for your health is eat broth. any kind really
• STYLEMAXXING
  • Easiest style max is respect these 3 rules:
    • Look like someone you would respect and think is at least half serious
    • Dont have big ass brands written across your chest
    • Dont look like your outfit would be worn by a 14 year old

True lazymaxxing would be To just pin yourself in the morning with peptides

 

[yue]

What Is My Skin Type? | Facts & Tips | CeraVe

Every skin type has unique needs, including dry, oily, and combination skin. Here, learn how to identify and care for your specific type of skin.

www.cerave.com

oh yea "believe us goyim and give us money for products that don't do anything"

 

[killoldyou]

oh yea "believe us goyim and give us money for products that don't do anything"

ok brotha tell me what other types of skin are there . fucking crocodile skin? do you have green moss or rocks on your face?

 

[killoldyou]

True lazymaxxing would be To just pin yourself in the morning with peptides

That would require money and lazy people don't work but yeah if u had 100k just surgerymaxx

 

[killoldyou]

oh yea "believe us goyim and give us money for products that don't do anything"

also I have tried everything I talked about, dermatitis thread being MY routine since I was 15

 

[yue]

ok brotha tell me what other types of skin are there . fucking crocodile skin? do you have green moss or rocks on your face?

Healthy skin and unhealthy skin, stuff like poor sleep and a shit diet will momentarily reduce your skin quality, stuff like smoking and sunlight will decrease strength and number of elastic fibers, other stuff will reduce collagen fibers

 

[killoldyou]

Healthy skin and unhealthy skin, stuff like poor sleep and a shit diet will momentarily reduce your skin quality, stuff like smoking and sunlight will decrease strength and number of elastic fibers, other stuff will reduce collagen fibers

yes but I was talking about the natural way your skin is. chuggin 10 bottles of coke per day, doing coke, and proceeding to sleep with said coke mixed with coke liquid leftovers on face is on YOU. will clarify and have more details next volume dont worry this was just a quick thing as real life busy rn

 

[20/04/2008]

That would require money and lazy people don't work but yeah if u had 100k just surgerymaxx

Brother those peptides are cheaper than skin care products
And your also saving time and energy so you could you have opportunity to work more and also more efficiently (because of the peptides other effects on brain)

 

[killoldyou]

Brother those peptides are cheaper than skin care products
And your also saving time and energy so you could you have opportunity to work more and also more efficiently (because of the peptides other effects on brain)

my fault somehow mixed up peptides with the idea of blasting steroids (drank a bit so yeah)

 

[PrimalPlasty]

aka