leanmaxxing question

[khaleejicel]

i am gonna make my own shampoo and lotion but i have 2 questions

can my own body absorb calroies if i make my own jar of hand lotion because the hand lotions are made of natural fats which equal to 2500 calories and im scared ima gain calories just by using it

and can i absorb calories through my head when i have my own shampoo as it will also be made with fats

 

[Deleted member 84899]

Dont eat the shampoo
And you are safe

 

[pashtunnigga1]

yes you'll absorb everything and become obese

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

No nigga you will not absorb calories

 

[TylerDurden2]

What are you talking about bro

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Lmao no