Learning to drive is impossible

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Over for your IQ
 
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If I lived in the Uk I also would struggle with learning that shit, that place is just not meant for cars, only Spicmerica is meant for cars
 
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Theory is easy
 
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If you fail theory then god forbid the practice session. Pray to gandy for the practice in isle of man. At least there, there are no speed limits.
I just memorized the specific questions instead of the rules and aced the theory. And I've been driving for years without actually learning the rules.
 
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I just memorized the specific questions instead of the rules and aced the theory. And I've been driving for years without actually learning the rules.
Don of Rosija. My cortisol is perma spiked and thus I release clutch pedal 24/7
 
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If I lived in the Uk I also would struggle with learning that shit, that place is just not meant for cars, only Spicmerica is meant for cars
the issue is that the american driving test is very easy which explains why everyone there has a driving license even thug blacks and spics while in the uk many people use public transport because the test is too fucking hard

i live in the UK and i am lucky to have a license i passed by sheer luck
 
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bro how do you even survive every day when you cant manage to memorize 20 questions 🤣

its literally dogshit easy we had to memorize 1.5k questions
 
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bro how do you even survive every day when you cant manage to memorize 20 questions 🤣

its literally dogshit easy we had to memorize 1.5k questions
This is just one section of it
 
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It’s just a practice app it’s not the real thing. Calm down little guy
You have complained about theory before and you jusy now do practice test. Thats dumb
 
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It’s just a practice app it’s not the real thing. Calm down little guy
Expected your sentence to end with "dear escortcel" but this will do.
 
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memorizing shit is for submissive incels

chad doesn't even memorize the names of the girls he is fucking
 
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I am a 130IQ nerd and passed theory+practice on my first attempt.
But in the end I am on this forum here with you. It made no difference. Still truecel subhuman.

driving is cope

Last time I drove a car was 3 years ago since I don't have one where I live.
I want to get a motorcycle license and buy a motorcycle though. This year maybe.
 
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I am a 130IQ nerd and passed theory+practice on my first attempt.
But in the end I am on this forum here with you. It made no difference. Still truecel subhuman.

driving is cope

Last time I drove a car was 3 years ago since I don't have one where I live.
I want to get a motorcycle license and buy a motorcycle though. This year maybe.
Nice humblebrag
 
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Don of Rosija. My cortisol is perma spiked and thus I release clutch pedal 24/7
If you're first at the stoplight, just slam the gas and launch with tyres screeching. The clutch with connect.
If your city has stoplights with a counter, start gently releasing it 10 seconds in advance, your can start without the gas pedal.
Or be high T bull like russiancel and CHOOSE to drive a bicycle despite being able to drive.
 
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I learn theory from app
I just Use it whenever Im bored, or at toilet or something which then translates to better driving skills !
 
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If you fail theory then god forbid the practice session. Pray to gandy for the practice in isle of man. At least there, there are no speed limits.
He has it so fucking easy. In the UK, the theory test is a bitch you have to get 43/50 that’s a fucking joke.

I feel the practical is easier tbh
 
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He has it so fucking easy. In the UK, the theory test is a bitch you have to get 43/50 that’s a fucking joke.

I feel the practical is easier tbh
I’m in the uk tho
 
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I’m in the uk tho
Then that’s bullshit. In the UK it’s not 10/20. I wish it was but it’s 43/50 you need to get to pass

UK prob has the hardest test on the planet. I got my theory on Friday JFL I have failed it 2 times already but this time I have revised a bit for it so I am sure to pass I think
 
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Yeah I’m sure about that lil buddy
Tbf it’s not an IQ test it’s about how much you remeber and how much you revised. You can be braindead but if you revised like a slave being whipped you will 100% pass.
 
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Then that’s bullshit. In the UK it’s not 10/20. I wish it was but it’s 43/50 you need to get to pass

UK prob has the hardest test on the planet. I got my theory on Friday JFL I have failed it 2 times already but this time I have revised a bit for it so I am sure to pass I think
it's the documents section on the practice app
 
it's the documents section on the practice app
Oh… that one isn’t even that hard. The hard one is the vehchle loading section when you have to answer shit about jockey plugs and shit about caravans and shit. That one is the hardest imo.

But yeah documents is day is 3rd hardest with hazards being the 2nd due to it having 150 questions
 
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He has it so fucking easy. In the UK, the theory test is a bitch you have to get 43/50 that’s a fucking joke.

I feel the practical is easier tbh
In Italy is 27/30
 
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He has it so fucking easy. In the UK, the theory test is a bitch you have to get 43/50 that’s a fucking joke.

I feel the practical is easier tbh
i got 43/50 on the 3rd time guessing random shit and screamed out loud when i saw 43 thinking finally i BARELY passed this absolute joke of a test. practical depends on the instructor, for me it was some old chill 60yo farm guy so i passed practical first time
 
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