Ledditor stuck in dead bedroom is happy he will finally get BJ from wiferino yippiee

[ElySioNs]

 

[MoggerGaston]

 

[Reckless Turtle]

32k upvotes...

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

Someone needs to put him out of his misery, the man has to scratch tickets just to get a blowjob

Meanwhile we know his wife was giving them out for free when she was younger

 

[Debetro]

Uhhhh I will let my wife put her mouth on my genitals so excitinggg!!!

 

[TechnoBoss]

Someone needs to put him out of his misery, the man has to scratch tickets just to get a blowjob

Meanwhile we know his wife was giving them out for free when she was younger

She’s giving them out for free to other men right now AND when she was younger.

The birthday gift was literally one blowjob and the other “golden ticket” was literally a loser. Can you imagine how cucked you have to be as a man to get this as a birthday gift?

 

[ElySioNs]

Hey OP -

I am the president of Reddit Relationships Analysis board. This post has been brought to our groups attention. Our experts have determined that your relationship with your wife is utterly broken and you must immediately divorce.

I’m sure this will be a mild inconvenience for you but I assure you we are experts on whether a relationship is healthy or unhealthy based on a single photo.

Best of luck to you in the future, we will be submitting a bill for $69,000 to your insurance for rendered services.

 

[Deleted member 85052]

The state of modern relationships.

 

[deadstock]

This is so fucking sad

 

[dbva]

over if youre still chasing women in 2024, they are all whores and dont deserve anything

 

[hypernormie]

In a functioning society shortly after posting this police would show up to this man’s house and take him away to the clinic for a mandatory vasectomy.

 

[hypernormie]

She’s giving them out for free to other men right now AND when she was younger.

The birthday gift was literally one blowjob and the other “golden ticket” was literally a loser. Can you imagine how cucked you have to be as a man to get this as a birthday gift?

Frankly I cannot imagine how cucked one would have to be to get this

This is a level of cuckholdry beyond my comprehension

 

[spyspy]

least cucked modern marriage