Let's psychoanalyze Fitxfearless

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Whenever I watch Fitxfearless videos I'm taken aback by how hot some of his clients are.

Case in point:




Like what the fuck is this?

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And he always tries to sneak them in. Like most of his clients are LTN or MTN or something. But then he tries to sneak in these sexy guys and I'm like hold on bucko, wait on a second. Not letting you get away with that. Nice try!

Why does it feel like: "mentoring" the most handsome and/or accomplished possible is to Fitxfearless what rawdogging the the hottest girl possible is to other men? I think deep down, he thinks that "mentoring" a guy like this is tantamount to fucking all the girls these men end up fucking. It just feels like he's being a cuck but in a more drawn-out, psychologically creative, digitally mediated, faux-pedagogical kind of way. You know, instead of just inviting the guy into your home and having him fuck your gf. Giga eunuch vibes.

It feels like the worst form of torture for him wouldn't be waterboarding, it would be forcing him to participate in a video where prime Francisco Lachowski is mentoring him on how to get girls. I would literally pay $2,000 to make that video happen. That would absolutely END him in a way that nothing else ever could. I'm not going to elaborate why. If you know you know.

Like does he seriously think he can get away with "mentoring" sexy accomplished guys without at least some viewers feeling like some kind of cosmic balance has been upended? I'm not even critiquing the advice he's saying. I would critique it, but that's for another time. Since the present issue doesn't pertain to that necessarily.

I want someone to tell Fitxfearless he's the "MTN" of Life Coaches. He doesn't deserve to coach hot guys. He should just stick to coaching guys like the below, imo. It would piss me off less. Like don't make me watch someone with a hypoplastic midface give advice to others. Like where's the Tyler Maher or Trevor Signorino of life coaches? Come on.



But it would also be cagefuel if like a Damian Kater prettyboy with a deep confident voice went on Fitxfearless for dating advice. Actually, maybe that would even be better. He should make it so that you need to be Chadlite minimum to consult him. Would just be such a cagefuel concept.

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Must be stemming hard from that one client a while back who called him out for having only uglyethnic clients.

He proceeded to claim that many good looking whites were on his page but a quick scroll shows the opposite.

He LOVES talking about how he could "steal your girl". He knows he ain't shit, just a jestering appealmaxed BBC.

Everytime he coaches a hot guy, it's like knowing a pure maiden has lost her hymen for a dumb horse faced troglodyte, personally.
 
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Whenever I watch Fitxfearless videos I'm taken aback by how hot some of his clients are.

Case in point:




Like what the fuck is this?

images


And he always tries to sneak them in. Like most of his clients are LTN or MTN or something. But then he tries to sneak in these sexy guys and I'm like hold on bucko, wait on a second. Not letting you get away with that. Nice try!

Why does it feel like: "mentoring" the most handsome and/or accomplished possible is to Fitxfearless what rawdogging the the hottest girl possible is to other men? I think deep down, he thinks that "mentoring" a guy like this is tantamount to fucking all the girls these men end up fucking. It just feels like he's being a cuck but in a more drawn-out, psychologically creative, digitally mediated, faux-pedagogical kind of way. You know, instead of just inviting the guy into your home and having him fuck your gf. Giga eunuch vibes.

It feels like the worst form of torture for him wouldn't be waterboarding, it would be forcing him to participate in a video where prime Francisco Lachowski is mentoring him on how to get girls. I would literally pay $2,000 to make that video happen. That would absolutely END him in a way that nothing else ever could. I'm not going to elaborate why. If you know you know.

Like does he seriously think he can get away with "mentoring" sexy accomplished guys without at least some viewers feeling like some kind of cosmic balance has been upended? I'm not even critiquing the advice he's saying. I would critique it, but that's for another time. Since the present issue doesn't pertain to that necessarily.

I want someone to tell Fitxfearless he's the "MTN" of Life Coaches. He doesn't deserve to coach hot guys. He should just stick to coaching guys like the below, imo. It would piss me off less. Like don't make me watch someone with a hypoplastic midface give advice to others. Like where's the Tyler Maher or Trevor Signorino of life coaches? Come on.



But it would also be cagefuel if like a Damian Kater prettyboy with a deep confident voice went on Fitxfearless for dating advice. Actually, maybe that would even be better. He should make it so that you need to be Chadlite minimum to consult him. Would just be such a cagefuel concept.

@Looksmax
@n9wiff
@vanillaicecream
@WELOVELOOKS
@cooldude1231
@Jattpslmogger
 
Everytime he coaches a hot guy, it's like knowing a pure maiden has lost her hymen for a dumb horse faced troglodyte, personally.
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someone tag the guy who got BP at the workplace
 
Why does it feel like: "mentoring" the most handsome and/or accomplished possible is to Fitxfearless what rawdogging the the hottest girl possible is to other men? I think deep down, he thinks that "mentoring" a guy like this is tantamount to fucking all the girls these men end up fucking. It just feels like he's being a cuck but in a more drawn-out, psychologically creative, digitally mediated, faux-pedagogical kind of way. You know, instead of just inviting the guy into your home and having him fuck your gf. Giga eunuch vibes.
insane delusions btw
 

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