BigJimsWornOutTires
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If you said puffy beard to anyone in public, you could be arrested. If you write it on a popular online network, you would be banned and arrested. But some networks aren't as popular, should you write it on them?
Puffy beards are offensive in another universe I'm using in this metaphor. Everyone in that universe understands this fact. So why would anyone write this, and especially direct it to someone? Perhaps the other person triggered him.
"Hey Big Jim, your asshole is as worn out as are your tires," a feller once said. I felt a little slammed there. I take pride in my hazardous tires. And comparing them to my anus, come on. Grow the fuck up. But I kept my cool instead.
"Not what your mama said when I was tea bagging the bitch the other night."
"At least my mom doesn't have a puffy beard!"
Now that pissed me off. How dare that liberal use those two words together like that! Puffy anus, I would've been okay with. Or even bearded anus. But puffy beard? I felt threatened, ngl. And my female fans, all milfs wanting to shove their hairy clams in my face, they too was pissed off at this guy. And what he does next worries me even more.
"Hey Jim, recognize anything?" He wrote and included a picture. My heart stopped. It was a picture of a puffy beard man standing outside my tire shop. However, I examined the image with graphic software and noticed he had pasted the puffy beard man into a picture environmentalists took a year ago during their hateful protest against my business.
The tire shop was real. But the bearded man wasn't.
No harm, right? Well. I forgot to emphasized of this guy really pissed me off. He should never have talked ill about my heterosexual buttocks. I don't play that faggot shit. So, being more triggered, I use that image against him as if it were real. He got arrested. Then I shared with the inspectors the hateful things he wrote about me on his Grindr profile. He even made songs about me! Lyrics to one of his songs titled P*ffy B**rd. "Big Jim's tires are dangerous. They shouldn't be on the road. But I think there is something even more disturbing. It's his worn out asshole. I want to shove my puffy beard into his ass. Puffy beard, puffy beard. My puffy beard into his ass. Puffy beard, puffy beard."
After the inspectors listened to how unpleasantly off-key the song was, as if he was mocking Canadian singers, they, too, were angry at this puffy beard thug. After they arrested him, I gloated with pride and later turned on the tear duct glands and used the conflict for content and sympathy on puffyclams.com
Puffy beards are offensive in another universe I'm using in this metaphor. Everyone in that universe understands this fact. So why would anyone write this, and especially direct it to someone? Perhaps the other person triggered him.
"Hey Big Jim, your asshole is as worn out as are your tires," a feller once said. I felt a little slammed there. I take pride in my hazardous tires. And comparing them to my anus, come on. Grow the fuck up. But I kept my cool instead.
"Not what your mama said when I was tea bagging the bitch the other night."
"At least my mom doesn't have a puffy beard!"
Now that pissed me off. How dare that liberal use those two words together like that! Puffy anus, I would've been okay with. Or even bearded anus. But puffy beard? I felt threatened, ngl. And my female fans, all milfs wanting to shove their hairy clams in my face, they too was pissed off at this guy. And what he does next worries me even more.
"Hey Jim, recognize anything?" He wrote and included a picture. My heart stopped. It was a picture of a puffy beard man standing outside my tire shop. However, I examined the image with graphic software and noticed he had pasted the puffy beard man into a picture environmentalists took a year ago during their hateful protest against my business.
The tire shop was real. But the bearded man wasn't.
No harm, right? Well. I forgot to emphasized of this guy really pissed me off. He should never have talked ill about my heterosexual buttocks. I don't play that faggot shit. So, being more triggered, I use that image against him as if it were real. He got arrested. Then I shared with the inspectors the hateful things he wrote about me on his Grindr profile. He even made songs about me! Lyrics to one of his songs titled P*ffy B**rd. "Big Jim's tires are dangerous. They shouldn't be on the road. But I think there is something even more disturbing. It's his worn out asshole. I want to shove my puffy beard into his ass. Puffy beard, puffy beard. My puffy beard into his ass. Puffy beard, puffy beard."
After the inspectors listened to how unpleasantly off-key the song was, as if he was mocking Canadian singers, they, too, were angry at this puffy beard thug. After they arrested him, I gloated with pride and later turned on the tear duct glands and used the conflict for content and sympathy on puffyclams.com
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