Lick her anus 30 minutes a day for $5 million?

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You get 5 million US dollar, net amount, right away.

The only requirement, is that you gotta lick her anus 30 minutes a day, for the rest of your life.

  1. The licking must be high effort. You can't only lick the borders or fake it. You have to get your full tongue in there.
  2. 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds, mandatory, everyday.
  3. If you don't attend your daily anus licking session, you'll be raped by a gang of incel curries until you pass away.
  4. You can't use your money to get her surgery.
  5. You can't cover her face with a bag or anything else.

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This ain't no morph btw. She sent her picture of a friend of mine on Black Desert Online.
 
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Will she clean her ass?
 
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Looks like @LondonVillie

I'll pass
 
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Would rather eat bat soup
 
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You get 5 million US dollar, net amount, right away.

The only requirement, is that you gotta lick her anus 30 minutes a day, for the rest of your life.

  1. The licking must be high effort. You can't only lick the borders or fake it. You have to get your full tongue in there.
  2. 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds, mandatory, everyday.
  3. If you don't attend your daily anus licking session, you'll be raped by a gang of incel curries until you pass away.
  4. You can't use your money to get her surgery.
  5. You can't cover her face with a bag or anything else.


This ain't no morph btw. She sent her picture of a friend of mine on Black Desert Online.
Here comes the money
 
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It's basically selling your soul to the devil
 
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Here we go. We have a contestant. Smart move my friend. With $5 million you'd be doing shit ton of looksmaxxing.
Large batch of Gold diggers shag and dash them aswell
 
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Wtf is wrong with you that's fucking disgusting
 
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Wtf is wrong with you that's fucking disgusting

Watchu mean homie? You'd be looking like Barrett in less than a year with that kind of money. Think about it.
 
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if she will allow me to clean it properly then why not
 
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What if she dies? Do I still have to lick her dead ass? If no, I'll pay someone with the 5mil to kill the bitch.
 
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What if she dies? Do I still have to lick her dead ass? If no, I'll pay someone with the 5mil to kill the bitch.

That breaks the rule, would be too easy.
 
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That breaks the rule, would be too easy.
Ok what if she dies naturally? Do I still have to lick her dead ass?
 
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I would do that for $100,000 right now
 
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No
 
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Probably would. I would invest all that money to develop a new modified LEFORT 3 surgery for midface shortening and have it done on me. I would also help fellow long midfacecels.
 
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I'd pass. If she wanted to pay me $200 dollars to do it once, I would though.

There is too much risk with having to do it daily (What if she moves? What if I have to be hospitalized? etc. etc.)
 
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I'll pass
 
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Well still better than licking your boss' ass everyday for $13 an hour
 
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I'd pass. If she wanted to pay me $200 dollars to do it once, I would though.

There is too much risk with having to do it daily (What if she moves? What if I have to be hospitalized? etc. etc.)

It's really cute that you're worried about her well being, but rest assured, we'll take all the necessary steps so she'll always be next to you, ready to be licked.
 
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Yes
 
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No jfl
 
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Of course.
 
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Yes i would
Id get all my surgeries
Party live life buy all expensive shit
Then kill myself at 30 but before that ill shoot her in the head first
 
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Yes i would
Id get all my surgeries
Party live life buy all expensive shit
Then kill myself at 30 but before that ill shoot her in the head first

High IQ answer
 
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I’ll do it for free
 
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Would.
Next
 
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everyday ? this is not a dilemma
this is hellfire
 
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Think of it as a sacrifice to find glory and ascension.
i can't since everyday After Glory i'll Come back to hellfire again and again and again and afucking again
 
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This ain't no morph btw. She sent her picture of a friend of mine on Black Desert Online.
these are what gamer girls look like
 
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i can't since everyday After Glory i'll Come back to hellfire again and again and again and afucking again

You might develop an acquired taste, who knows.
 
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these are what gamer girls look like

She's actually delusional. She keeps telling people that a member of the French royal family raped her JFL.
 
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Oh baby wontchu you give @Pietrosiek a loan
He need surgeries to make his oneitis moan
 
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Yes, you would desensitize to it after a few weeks. 5 Mill is a lot of fucking money.
 
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Oh baby wontchu you give @Pietrosiek a loan
He need surgeries to make his oneitis moan

It's actually Ioan with an "i", but I salute the effort.
 
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