Life as a 50 year old virgin

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“Just be confident bro” “Maybe youd get laid at 90 bro”
 
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My future.
 
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honestly when i read

„im afraid i get std when i fuck a hooker“

i already know which what kind of guy we are dealing here.

- average to subaverage looking
- risk averse
- highly neurotic
- afraid over the most mundane shit
- good at branding the 3 above mentioned things as „rational“ when it just doesnt make any sense


nigga thinks he will get aids with a hooker. nigga thinks

- the hooker will have aids
- the hooker wont test herself / doesnt care she has aids / just got infected so the test is negative
- the condom will break
- he will instantly get aids even though the chances of getting aids after fucin an aids infected person are less then 1%



who is he fooling.
 
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At 50 is kinda over for him.
 
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i dont even know if ill live that long at this point, even staying alive takes effort
 
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He's almost hitting his prime
 
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honestly when i read

„im afraid i get std when i fuck a hooker“

i already know which what kind of guy we are dealing here.

- average to subaverage looking
- risk averse
- highly neurotic
- afraid over the most mundane shit
- good at branding the 3 above mentioned things as „rational“ when it just doesnt make any sense


nigga thinks he will get aids with a hooker. nigga thinks

- the hooker will have aids
- the hooker wont test herself / doesnt care she has aids / just got infected so the test is negative
- the condom will break
- he will instantly get aids even though the chances of getting aids after fucin an aids infected person are less then 1%



who is he fooling.
I have these same fears but I've slayed
 
honestly when i read

„im afraid i get std when i fuck a hooker“

i already know which what kind of guy we are dealing here.

- average to subaverage looking
- risk averse
- highly neurotic
- afraid over the most mundane shit
- good at branding the 3 above mentioned things as „rational“ when it just doesnt make any sense


nigga thinks he will get aids with a hooker. nigga thinks

- the hooker will have aids
- the hooker wont test herself / doesnt care she has aids / just got infected so the test is negative
- the condom will break
- he will instantly get aids even though the chances of getting aids after fucin an aids infected person are less then 1%



who is he fooling.

Interesting as it describes me pretty much as a 40yo virgin. I overanalyze, overthink. I am too technical about everything. I think it is what the mainstream would call aspergers.
 
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A friend of mine (who doesn't know I am a 40yo virgin) once said: "If some hot bitch came to you naked and asked you to fuck her and already bended her ass towards you you would still be like: 'Well yeah I could do that...but on the other hand maybe she has an STD. Or maybe she wants a relationship afterwards. Or maybe she could get pregnant...I have to carefully consider everything' and while you are pondering over whether to fuck her or not she has left hours ago."
 
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20 more years and he reaches his prime
 
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That was his first and last post
he probably roped for real

 
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Interesting as it describes me pretty much as a 40yo virgin. I overanalyze, overthink. I am too technical about everything. I think it is what the mainstream would call aspergers.
The same happens to me. But today I think I got freed of what was stopping me. I resolved the questions I had and I'm gonna see what happens. Hopes it goes well friend
 
A friend of mine (who doesn't know I am a 40yo virgin) once said: "If some hot bitch came to you naked and asked you to fuck her and already bended her ass towards you you would still be like: 'Well yeah I could do that...but on the other hand maybe she has an STD. Or maybe she wants a relationship afterwards. Or maybe she could get pregnant...I have to carefully consider everything' and while you are pondering over whether to fuck her or not she has left hours ago."
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Hard to believe this nigga ain’t never feel the sweet sensation of cumming inside a pussy
 
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''it can't get much worse''

who lied to my nigga
 
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