Life as a Siberian 4'6" hapa sucks

[Deleted member 3073]

I wake up covered by snow. I go to sleep covered by snow.

I jerk off my micropenis with a spoon before going to sleep.

Twice a week I go out and fuck ugly fat russian oldcel escorts (some of them are probably trannies too)

I only eat raw fish and drink cold frozen lake water radiated from Soviet nuclear tests

I have no family nor friends

My life fucking sucks

And I cant even kill myself because I'm way too fat and my neck is too thick. I havent got a weapon either

How do I cope?!

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

first bhai

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

nigga youll be 1 feet at end of day lmao

 

[Titbot]

It’s over

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

first bhai

short and browns me

 

[Deleted member 1140]

wow all the lookism fags are so autistic

 

[Blackout.xl]

wow all the lookism fags are so autistic

Ofc. These guys are fat losers in their basement

 

[Nrrr15]

Not funny anymore bro stfu

 

[Deleted member 3073]

It’s over

Ofc. These guys are fat losers in their basement

Mirin' my lifestyle bros?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

How can I cope?!

 

[Vitruvian]

wait so ur not 6'5 giga moger. i thought u were lookism haloed u

 

[Deleted member 3073]

wait so ur not 6'5 giga moger. i thought u were lookism haloed u

What the fuck makes you think that?! I'm ugly as sin and 4'5".

 

[reptiles]

I wake up covered by snow. I go to sleep covered by snow.

I jerk off my micropenis with a spoon before going to sleep.

Twice a week I go out and fuck ugly fat russian oldcel escorts (some of them are probably trannies too)

I only eat raw fish and drink cold frozen lake water radiated from Soviet nuclear tests

I have no family nor friends

My life fucking sucks

And I cant even kill myself because I'm way too fat and my neck is too thick. I havent got a weapon either

How do I cope?!

Your larps get dumber by the day but I respect that you called cocoaine fag out

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Your larps get dumber by the day but I respect that you called cocoaine fag out

This aint larp. This is indeed my true lifestyle. You mirin?!

 

[reptiles]

This aint larp. This is indeed my true lifestyle. You mirin?!

You first claim to be a 6 foot 5 gigachad know you changed to 4 foot 6 it's obviously larp you said it yourself

 

[Barbarossa_]

@cocainecowboy i think you will relate

 

[Deleted member 2486]

@cocainecowboy i think you will relate

i larp just as much as OP so i do

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Do 5'4 balding indian janitor mogs 4'6 Siberian hapa?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Do 5'4 balding indian janitor mogs 4'6 Siberian hapa?

Everything mogs me.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

You first claim to be a 6 foot 5 gigachad know you changed to 4 foot 6 it's obviously larp you said it yourself

That's called morning height and spinal decompression, faggot.

 

[reptiles]

That's called morning height and spinal decompression, faggot.

Spinal decompression at max gives you 2 inches so even if I was to accept your larp it would most likely be 2 inches you got nothing more

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Spinal decompression at max gives you 2 inches so even if I was to accept your larp it would most likely be 2 inches you got nothing more

it gives max 2cm reptilebro

 

[Deleted member 3073]

it gives max 2cm reptilebro

he is larping​

 

[Deleted member 5522]