life fuel for satancels

[chessplayercoper23]

 

[Deleted member 7509]

ngl i would make a deal with the devil to become a chad or to become rich. ngl where is the guide I will do it tonight

 

[sytyl]

ngl i would make a deal with the devil to become a chad or to become rich. ngl where is the guide I will do it tonight

if a devil like that exists it surely means there's some sort of afterlife and that making a deal with the devil will damn you to an eternity of hellfire

would you still do it?

Spoiler

I'd tell him to put me into the body of 18 year old chico

 

[Marsiere214]

ngl i would make a deal with the devil to become a chad or to become rich. ngl where is the guide I will do it tonight

become a freemason

 

[malignant]

if a devil like that exists it surely means there's some sort of afterlife and that making a deal with the devil will damn you to an eternity of hellfire

would you still do it?

Spoiler

I'd tell him to put me into the body of 18 year old chico

what if he misinterpreted and just put your dick in his ass

 

[Deleted member 7509]

if a devil like that exists it surely means there's some sort of afterlife and that making a deal with the devil will damn you to an eternity of hellfire

would you still do it?

Spoiler

I'd tell him to put me into the body of 18 year old chico

ye would still do it

 

[sytyl]

what if he misinterpreted and just put your dick in his ass

would do it and make a thread about how I fucked chico and therefore mog him

 

[NarcyChadlite]

Id make the deal but switch to a non-devil containing religion before death. Problem solved

 

[Deleted member 9072]

Id make the deal but switch to a non-devil containing religion before death. Problem solved

mashallah convert to islam brother

 

[randomuser2407]

You guys should watch Supernatural.

 

[Deleted member 8856]

Have fun swimming in the lake of fire. Over for SatanCels, Judgement day is coming.

 

[sytyl]

good point

fortunately all that shit is made up and Muhammad was just a pedo

you are telling me this as if I'm religious or care

 

[sytyl]

Did I mention he was a sex addict too?

that's based though 10/10 warlord I would follow him if I lived in his time

 

[RicER]

Some people here do it tbh making deals with spirits to achieve fame, wealth, or to make themselves look sexually appealing. But the price to be paid is high. Not talking about the money, but you have to make offerings once in a while depending on the deal

 

[paranakee]

Some people here do it tbh making deals with spirits to achieve fame, wealth, or to make themselves look sexually appealing. But the price to be paid is high. Not talking about the money, but you have to make offerings once in a while depending on the deal

what kind of offerings

 

[RicER]

what kind of offerings

It varies depend on the spirit. But it can be hard or easy to get. The easy examples that I've heard about include frog heads, chicken blood, or certain flowers/plants. The hard examples that I've heard about include sacrificing newborn babies 13 times to seal the deal, human/relatives/family blood, or deflowering 3 virgin girls once every 3 months

 

[paranakee]

It varies depend on the spirit. But it can be hard or easy to get. The easy examples that I've heard about include frog heads, chicken blood, or certain flowers/plants. The hard examples that I've heard about include sacrificing newborn babies 13 times to seal the deal, human/relatives/family blood, or deflowering 3 virgin girls once every 3 months

oh

if you do take this on do you go straight to hell when you die

 

[RicER]

oh

if you do take this on do you go straight to hell when you die

No one can tell tbh. But I think on some occasions you can escape going to hell if you repent and religious maxx at the right moment after achieving your goals and if you're lucky enough if the spirit loses and gets destroyed by prayers from a priest or other religious leaders. Cause you'd get possessed when you try to undo the deal and you'd need help from them

 

[NarcyChadlite]

Some people here do it tbh making deals with spirits to achieve fame, wealth, or to make themselves look sexually appealing. But the price to be paid is high. Not talking about the money, but you have to make offerings once in a while depending on the deal

Teach me how to contact this spirits.. i wouldnt mind that sorta thing

 

[maxmendietta]

jfl if you believe this superstitious shit

doing shit like these = low iq + desperation for being such a fucking failure you have to decieve your own brain enough to think spirits or that shit exist

 

[toolateforme]

It varies depend on the spirit. But it can be hard or easy to get. The easy examples that I've heard about include frog heads, chicken blood, or certain flowers/plants. The hard examples that I've heard about include sacrificing newborn babies 13 times to seal the deal, human/relatives/family blood, or deflowering 3 virgin girls once every 3 months

I bought 100 frogs 1 dollar each and i sacrificed them now i am male model thanks!!!

 

[maxmendietta]

I bought 100 frogs 1 dollar each and i sacrificed them now i am male model thanks!!!

protect froge

 

[toolateforme]

protect froge

I know you are literally gonna murder every existing frog in the world to be in 14yr old chico lachowski's body

 

[maxmendietta]

I know you are literally gonna murder every existing frog in the world to be in 14yr old chico lachowski's body

i wouldnt tbh frogs are vital for some ecosystems

 

[toolateforme]

i wouldnt tbh frogs are vital for some ecosystems

I can always say fuck ecosystem my pleasure is the most important

 

[Deleted member 6128]

NEVER FUCK THE DEVIL

 

[reptiles]

NEVER FUCK THE DEVIL

If its a gal and it looks good i would

 

[s3-s3]

Why Ask the Devil when can Ask GOD!

 

[RicER]

Teach me how to contact this spirits.. i wouldnt mind that sorta thing

You need to contact local shamans in my country here tbh. They usually live in villages. They'd link you to the spirits. Or you can buy sacred stuffs in which the spirits live inside those stuffs. The rest of what you need to do would be detailed by the shamans.

There are other rituals that you can do alone without having to come here to find the shaman tho I don't recommend nor guarantee it would work. I don't think modern people would have the capacity to do those

 

[RicER]

I bought 100 frogs 1 dollar each and i sacrificed them now i am male model thanks!!!

It would depend if you've made the deal with the spirit and if frog sacrifice was the thing it wanted you to give. Also the way to sacrifice the frogs is by chopping off its head with your mouth alive and spray the blood to the tree where the spirit lives

 

[toolateforme]

It would depend if you've made the deal with the spirit and if frog sacrifice was the thing it wanted you to give. Also the way to sacrifice the frogs is by chopping off its head with your mouth alive and spray the blood to the tree where the spirit lives

I find literally zero problem with doing that for 1psl or 1inch of dick.