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Cop: “Sir do you know why I pulled you over?”
George: “i aint saying shit cuh”
Cop: “you have been recklessly driving and going 120 in a 40”
George: “i didnt know cuh but next time ill drice normally is that cool cuh?”
Cop: “no? License and registration”
George: “man this sum bullshit you pigs”
*hands over expired license and cop walk back to police car”
—-INCOMING MESSAGE FROM BILL GATES—-
“GEORGE YOU CAN NOT LET HIM FIND THE FENT STASH IN YOUR CAR BOOTH, EXTERMINATE HIM AS HE COMES BACK AND ACTIVATE THE F.I.H.B (fent ion hellcat booster) AND REPORT BACK TO MICROSOFT HQ”
*Cop comes back*
“Sir step out the vehicle,”
“FUCK YOU PIGS ON HOMIE YA ASS DEAD”
*switches on F.I.H.B*
“let see what bill gates wants with me”
