LIFE TIME NATTY

[olekal]

So here’s the thing. I’m 5’5” right now. But my doctor told me not to rush biology. And honestly, I really believe them. They looked at me dead in the eye and said, “You’re still growing, don’t worry.” And I took that as gospel. They even said I was gonna hit 6’6” And if a doctor says that, it has to be true, I know it’s been a while and I’m still 5’5”, but I’m patient. I’m holding on to that dream. One day I’ll be walking around at 6’6”, and everyone will be like, “Dang, you grew.” And I’ll just nod like, “Yeah, took a while, but here I am.” So yeah, maybe I’m not 6’6” yet. But one day, when I am, I’ll just look down at everyone and say, “Told you so.”

 

[Bryce]

 

[Sadist]

ah, so this is just another jester

and then they ask why i hate helping niggas on the main subforum anymore

 

[werewollf]

Just drink raw milk and you'll grow to 7'1-7'2

 

[aelimaeli]

jester

 

[50PM]

'One day I’ll be walking around at 6’6'

 

[birthdefect]

So here’s the thing. I’m 5’5” right now. But my doctor told me not to rush biology. And honestly, I really believe them. They looked at me dead in the eye and said, “You’re still growing, don’t worry.” And I took that as gospel. They even said I was gonna hit 6’6” And if a doctor says that, it has to be true, I know it’s been a while and I’m still 5’5”, but I’m patient. I’m holding on to that dream. One day I’ll be walking around at 6’6”, and everyone will be like, “Dang, you grew.” And I’ll just nod like, “Yeah, took a while, but here I am.” So yeah, maybe I’m not 6’6” yet. But one day, when I am, I’ll just look down at everyone and say, “Told you so.”

nah the problem is there is probably a real doctor whos willing to do this gaslighting just for the fuck of it

 

[andreeej___]

So here’s the thing. I’m 5’5” right now. But my doctor told me not to rush biology. And honestly, I really believe them. They looked at me dead in the eye and said, “You’re still growing, don’t worry.” And I took that as gospel. They even said I was gonna hit 6’6” And if a doctor says that, it has to be true, I know it’s been a while and I’m still 5’5”, but I’m patient. I’m holding on to that dream. One day I’ll be walking around at 6’6”, and everyone will be like, “Dang, you grew.” And I’ll just nod like, “Yeah, took a while, but here I am.” So yeah, maybe I’m not 6’6” yet. But one day, when I am, I’ll just look down at everyone and say, “Told you so.”

ur joking right?

 

[4'11 roman]

So here’s the thing. I’m 5’5” right now. But my doctor told me not to rush biology. And honestly, I really believe them. They looked at me dead in the eye and said, “You’re still growing, don’t worry.” And I took that as gospel. They even said I was gonna hit 6’6” And if a doctor says that, it has to be true, I know it’s been a while and I’m still 5’5”, but I’m patient. I’m holding on to that dream. One day I’ll be walking around at 6’6”, and everyone will be like, “Dang, you grew.” And I’ll just nod like, “Yeah, took a while, but here I am.” So yeah, maybe I’m not 6’6” yet. But one day, when I am, I’ll just look down at everyone and say, “Told you so.”

this made my smegma rage and now its itchy, fuck u

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

this made my smegma rage and now its itchy, fuck u

do i have to take care of it?