Life when you're Delon

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Octavian_Augustus

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-Low Inhib Youth who got kicked out of 6 schools, tried to run away to Chicago when he was 14, stole supplies from the Army (while enlisted), stole a jeep from the army in French Indochina and crashed it into a ditch, spent 20th birthday in a jail cell

You'd think this moron would have no future. But after the army he moves back to Paris

- Moves back to Paris and hangs out with pimps, gigolos, and prostitutes. The gay gigolos offer to protect him while the female prostitutes house and feed him because of how handsome he is

- Starts hanging out in elite areas like St Germain des Près where everyone gawks at him in elite cafés like Deux Magots

- gets picked up by a star actress (who has roles in Hitchcock movies) in a nightclub, moves in with her in the 7th arrondissement, one of the most expensive neighborhoods in Paris. This kick-starts his acting career

-Vacation down in French Riviera with rich actress gf and get spotted quickly by talent scouts. Get contracts from big US directors

-Cucks a director by banging his actress wife while still a nobody. Actress wife then begs cuck husband to cast Delon in movies (he does...)

-Romy Schneider, a huge Austrian movie star, hand selects Delon to be her male lead off a picture. They end up having a relationship

-Becomes huge sex symbol

-Countless relationships with stacies that feel insecure because he looks better than them (in their words)

- By his own account, has received non-stop attention from women from the age of 18 to 50

-Worshipped as PSL god 60 years later, still appear on Dior ads in Paris.

Yeah...
 
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OK, how do we replicate this?
 
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OK, how do we replicate this?
Can't be done IMO. People's brains fried by seeing chads and stacies non-stop on social media. Nothing is impressive anymore.
 
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still viewed as a mnt here
 
-Low Inhib Youth who got kicked out of 6 schools, tried to run away to Chicago when he was 14, stole supplies from the Army (while enlisted), stole a jeep from the army in French Indochina and crashed it into a ditch, spent 20th birthday in a jail cell

You'd think this moron would have no future. But after the army he moves back to Paris

- Moves back to Paris and hangs out with pimps, gigolos, and prostitutes. The gay gigolos offer to protect him while the female prostitutes house and feed him because of how handsome he is

- Starts hanging out in elite areas like St Germain des Près where everyone gawks at him in elite cafés like Deux Magots

- gets picked up by a star actress (who has roles in Hitchcock movies) in a nightclub, moves in with her in the 7th arrondissement, one of the most expensive neighborhoods in Paris. This kick-starts his acting career

-Vacation down in French Riviera with rich actress gf and get spotted quickly by talent scouts. Get contracts from big US directors

-Cucks a director by banging his actress wife while still a nobody. Actress wife then begs cuck husband to cast Delon in movies

-Romy Schneider, a huge Austrian movie star, hand selects Delon to be her male lead off a picture. They end up having a relationship

-Becomes huge sex symbol

-Countless relationships with stacies that feel insecure because he looks better than them (in their words)

- By his own account, has received non-stop attention from women from the age of 18 to 50

-Worshipped as PSL god 60 years later, still appear on Dior ads in Paris.

Yeah...
The OG Chad
 
Looks like shit and he wants to kill himself so thats speaks for itself due to shit undereye
 
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Looks like shit and he wants to kill himself so thats speaks for itself due to shit undereye
Wants to kill himself because being out of prime hurts too much when your prime was as good as his.
 
Wants to kill himself because being out of prime hurts too much when your prime was as good as his.
Real chad Will always have appeal in 80s like Leonardo dicaprio but hes not chad htn delon mtn
 
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