Limb shortening surgery to become a short mogger?

[Petsmart]

As a 6’11 man I get bullied relentlessly for my height and get called things like “NBA player” and “giant slayer”. These nicknames are hurting my self esteem and I’m thinking about limb shortening surgery to become shorter. I cannot cope with these brutal nicknames. Anyone have experience with limb shortening surgery?

 

[Deleted member 4563]

I know a guy who knows a guy

 

[.👽.]

I think you are pretty gay

 

[Deleted member 4438]

Better be 6'11 than 5'6

 

[Halotestin]

It's over, you can't change that
I recommend rope therapy