List Of Illegal Activities That CAN Be Escaped

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[DISCLAIMER: THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BLUEPRINT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE. THIS IS ALL ABOUT UNDERSTANDING HOW SOME THINGS ARE TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE BUT NOT A GREAT IDEA TO TRY.]


1. Petty shoplifting:
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small stuff, like snacks or toiletries, especially when stores rely on employees rather than security cameras or tags.
some people manage to sneak items out if they know where blind spots are or act casual enough to avoid suspicion. but, many stores now have a “soft hands” policy where they won’t confront thieves right away but track them for later, leading to REAL trouble down the road.

2. Public Wi-Fi hacking:
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using free Wi-Fi to, let’s say, download a few things you’re not technically supposed to (music, movies, etc.). since public networks don’t require any personal details, some people do it to avoid leaving a digital trail. but still, VPNs, proxies, and anonymous browsing only go so far. there are logs and ways to trace activity if it’s big enough or suspicious.

3. Freeriding public transport:
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sneaking onto buses, trains, or metro systems without paying. a lot of cities have poor enforcement, so people manage to ride for free—sometimes for years—if they know the system well enough. but this doesn’t work everywhere, and some places have hefty fines or even jail time if you’re caught multiple times.

4. Tax underreporting (not evasion, retard):
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this is a gray area. think of people who fudge small deductions on their taxes or skip declaring side income, especially cash payments. for the average joe, tax authorities usually don’t bother digging too deep unless it’s a big number. but, all it takes is ONE audit, and they’re already on your ass.

5. Drinking underage at house parties:
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teens usually get away with drinking at private gatherings, especially in countries where the drinking age is stricter. since it's in a private setting, enforcement is low, and unless someone reports it (or they draw major attention), the law usually won’t even know about it.

6. Speeding under the radar:
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on open highways or rural roads, people sometimes go way over the speed limit if there aren’t cameras around. radar detectors or Waze can help avoid speed traps, but if a cop spots you or there’s a hidden camera, that’s game over.

7. Graffiti tagging in unmonitored spots:
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tagging abandoned buildings, isolated bridges, or areas that don’t have security cameras. yeah, it’s risky, but not impossible to get away with if you’re fast and know which spots aren’t actively monitored. that said, graffiti crews have still been busted because eventually someone always slips up or brags about it (🤦)



CONCLUSION

Just because some people “get away” with these things doesn’t mean it’s worth trying. most of these are more like rolling dice, and if you fuck it up, the consequences stack up fast.
 
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All of these suck how am i gonna get money from this
 
It's not illegal to drink while underage. It is illegal to supply kids with alcohol. You won't get any legal trouble if you are caught drinking underage
 
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More like how to be edgy for the sake of being edgy

Most of those things are short term gains, and long term disasters.
 
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It's not illegal to drink while underage. It is illegal to supply kids with alcohol. You won't get any legal trouble if you are caught drinking underage
here your allowed to bottle feed babies alcohol as long as with parental consent
 
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It's not illegal to drink while underage. It is illegal to supply kids with alcohol. You won't get any legal trouble if you are caught drinking underage
plenty of laws make it clear: if a minor is caught with alcohol, they’re the ones in trouble, not just whoever supplied it.
(MIP) laws exist.

underage drinking itself is illegal in most places, not just the supplying part. you're right about one thing: cops aren’t gonna bust down every house door to catch a couple teens drinking in private. but if you’re caught that’s a whole different story.
 
Weighing things as vegetables and then scanning them at self service
 
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plenty of laws make it clear: if a minor is caught with alcohol, they’re the ones in trouble, not just whoever supplied it.
(MIP) laws exist.

underage drinking itself is illegal in most places, not just the supplying part. you're right about one thing: cops aren’t gonna bust down every house door to catch a couple teens drinking in private. but if you’re caught that’s a whole different story.
No teen has ever gotten into genuine legal trouble for underage drinking unless they live in some mormon shithole town. Worst that's gonna happen is that they take away the alcohol in question and tell them to go home.
 
jfl at #5. is this really a thing in the usa?. in the uk you can legally drink at home when you're older than 4 years old
 
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In my state, if you steal like $900 worth of products and get caught, you literally get away with the crime and are free to go.
 

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