List of my Earliest Boners

[IronMike]

2004, I was 9.

2004: on VH1 there were these shows called "I LOVE THE 70s/80s/90s, where they reviewed pop culture during these decades. They always talked about the OG Star Wars Trilogy, which got me hooked. Anyway, for Christmas in 2004, I asked my parents for the newly remastered Star Wars OG boxset.

When watching A New Hope and this scene came up, I got rock hard from Leia's leg lol and the opaqueness of her outfit.

2004: I remember my big brother had a DVD of Scary Movie 3, which featured Pamela Anderson in the opening scene. Whenever he was gone from the house I would sneak in his room and use his PS2 to watch her scene over and over. Need I say more?

 

[shedontluv-U]

Botb worthy

 

[IronMike]

Botb worthy

Im currently generating ai images of Leia Organa, thats what spurred me to make this thread lol

 

[mohito]

Return of the Jedi Leia

 

[MLP]

how the fuck do you even remember this shit

 

[IronMike]

Return of the Jedi Leia

GOATED outfit of course

 

[IronMike]

how the fuck do you even remember this shit

You don't forget your childhood until you are like 80 bro

 

[inversions]

When are the 15 black men shaking their tits returning as your signature?

 

[Former Shortcel]

Return of the Jedi Leia

padme still fogs to oblivion

 

[MLP]

You don't forget your childhood until you are like 80 bro

ive forgot 90% of my childhood not even the important ones

only can remember if photographed

 

[Former Shortcel]

When are the 15 black men shaking their tits returning as your signature?

he has to say [REDACTED] in place for black now. i dont think those 15 black men will be coming back for a LOOONNNG time

 

[IronMike]

padme still fogs to oblivion

Padme's white outfit at the end of EP2 also had me using my VHS to rewind to the ass shots

 

[mohito]

padme still fogs to oblivion

Absolutely, that’s on a whole other level

 

[IronMike]

ive forgot 90% of my childhood not even the important ones

only can remember if photographed

thats insane dude, not joking but to you have genetic dementia in the older people in your family?

 

[Former Shortcel]

Absolutely, that’s on a whole other level

i was told i looked like hayden christensen a couple times when my hair was longer, shet maybe theres a chance

 

[Lorence]

padme still fogs to oblivion

Only a 2007 born college student would think this

 

[shedontluv-U]

Im currently generating ai images of Leia Organa, thats what spurred me to make this thread lol

 

[IronMike]

he has to say [REDACTED] in place for black now. i dont think those 15 black men will be coming back for a LOOONNNG time

I say [REDACTED] for the race that will be extinct in 2100. I have no reason to redact BLACK because BLACK posters here are not easily offended

 

[Iblame2023]

 

[mohito]

i was told i looked like hayden christensen a couple times when my hair was longer, shet maybe theres a chance

Anakin mogged the entire verse. That's minimum htn

 

[Former Shortcel]

Anakin mogged the entire verse. That's minimum htn

the resemblance is usually how i cope with my uneven scleral triangles since he has them as well JFL

 

[shedontluv-U]

I say [REDACTED] for the race that will be extinct in 2100. I have no reason to redact BLACK because BLACK posters here are not easily offended

@Former Shortcel
Iron Mike lowkey have a point

What is your response to that?

 

[MLP]

thats insane dude, not joking but to you have genetic dementia in the older people in your family?

Nah I dont think so

My sister can recall almost everything

But I am on the spectrum so im guessing thats why

 

[shedontluv-U]

the resemblance is usually how i cope with my uneven scleral triangles since he has them as well JFL

Do you think it's congenital?

appeared after, like, a scar ?

 

[_Nazareth_]

2004, I was 9.

2004: on VH1 there were these shows called "I LOVE THE 70s/80s/90s, where they reviewed pop culture during these decades. They always talked about the OG Star Wars Trilogy, which got me hooked. Anyway, for Christmas in 2004, I asked my parents for the newly remastered Star Wars OG boxset.

When watching A New Hope and this scene came up, I got rock hard from Leia's leg lol and the opaqueness of her outfit.

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2004: I remember my big brother had a DVD of Scary Movie 3, which featured Pamela Anderson in the opening scene. Whenever he was gone from the house I would sneak in his room and use his PS2 to watch her scene over and over. Need I say more?



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Your telling me your 31 talking about sum “BNWO” and making race bait threqds

 

[Former Shortcel]

Do you think it's congenital?

appeared after, like, a scar ?

idk what u mean

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Former Shortcel
Iron Mike lowkey have a point

What is your response to that?

ironically black birth rates are declining in america, their population would be 20 million less if it werent for mass immigration

time will tell i guess, its a complicated thing to talk about and something i havent researched enough

 

[IronMike]

Your telling me your 31 talking about sum “BNWO” and making race bait threqds

I've never made a racebait thread in my life, I make threads about the truth that a specific group of people get upset over

 

[shedontluv-U]

ironically black birth rates are declining in america, their population would be 20 million less if it werent for mass immigration

time will tell i guess, its a complicated thing to talk about and something i havent researched enough

Aren't most Black in America are Afro-Americans, like descendants of the first who arrived ???

 

[Former Shortcel]

Aren't most Black in America are Afro-Americans, like descendants of the first who arrived ???

black people also commit the most abortions in america, also:

 

[shedontluv-U]

black people also commit the most abortions in america

But I thought it was the white race that was declining and that it was the ethnic that were invading the West ??

Yes, I have mixed feelings about abortions, but I didn't really understand . You didn't really answer my question?

Most Black people in the United States are Afro-american? Don't you agree?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Mirin your memory.

 

[Former Shortcel]

But I thought it was the white race that was declining and that it was the ethnic that were invading the West ??

as ive said already, its complicated

Most Black people in the United States are Afro-american? Don't you agree?

yes, but their population would still be significantly lower if it werent for mass immigration. combined with how they commit the most abortions out of all races, and the black birth rates declining

 

[shedontluv-U]

idk what u mean

Like, my sclera show is congenital since it didn't appear after an event like an accident

And there are people who have inflammation of the fat around the eye sockets that causes the eyes to bulge a bit or a lot and that can sometimes create sclera show.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Like, my sclera show is congenital since it didn't appear after an event like an accident

And there are people who have inflammation of the fat around the eye sockets that causes the eyes to bulge a bit or a lot and that can sometimes create sclera show.

im not sure to be honest, id have to look at older pictures. its only really noticeable when im smiling though

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Aren't most Black in America are Afro-Americans, like descendants of the first who arrived ???

When people talk about African-Americans, they are indeed talking about the descendants of imported slaves (they carry up to 20% euro DNA, it’s this euro DNA that makes them violent, pure Africans are well-adjusted, and get made fun of by African-Americans), but technically speaking, even someone who recently migrated from let’s say… South Africa is technically African-American as well, since they’re Americans with an African background. At the same time, many African-Americans don’t like to be called Africans since they’ve been settled in America for a long time now, and genetically they are distinct due to aforementioned European DNA embedded in them. The European DNA is from centuries ago, and not any recent input.

 

[shedontluv-U]

as ive said already, its complicated

You can't change your thesis whenever you decide, depending on your situation, bro.

Tf

 

[Lamskiiii]

can we talk about the worst boners to have?

as in being in class dick so hard u can't do nothing but sit

 

[Former Shortcel]

You can't change your thesis whenever you decide, depending on your situation, bro.

Tf

time will tell i guess, its a complicated thing to talk about and something i havent researched enough

nigga are you retarded

 

[Lamskiiii]

When people talk about African-Americans, they are indeed talking about the descendants of imported slaves (they carry up to 20% euro DNA, it’s this euro DNA that makes them violent, pure Africans are well-adjusted, and get made fun of by African-Americans), but technically speaking, even someone who recently migrated from let’s say… South Africa is technically African-American as well, since they’re Americans with an African background. At the same time, many African-Americans don’t like to be called Africans since they’ve been settled in America for a long time now, and genetically they are distinct due to aforementioned European DNA embedded in them. The European DNA is from centuries ago, and not any recent input.

my first ever seeing u post wtf is a honor

 

[shedontluv-U]

im not sure to be honest, id have to look at older pictures. its only really noticeable when im smiling though

Yeah, a lot of people have a different sclera when they smile

(The part that is visible )

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

my first ever seeing u post wtf is a honor

Oh hi bhai.

 

[Lamskiiii]

Oh hi bhai.

don't respond back to me i don't wanna ruin ur aura but holy its u

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

don't respond back to me i don't wanna ruin ur aura but holy its u

Looool. You shouldn’t talk down on yourself. Hope you’re having a good day!

 

[shedontluv-U]

When people talk about African-Americans, they are indeed talking about the descendants of imported slaves (they carry up to 20% euro DNA, it’s this euro DNA that makes them violent, pure Africans are well-adjusted, and get made fun of by African-Americans), but technically speaking, even someone who recently migrated from let’s say… South Africa is technically African-American as well, since they’re Americans with an African background. At the same time, many African-Americans don’t like to be called Africans since they’ve been settled in America for a long time now, and genetically they are distinct due to aforementioned European DNA embedded in them. The European DNA is from centuries ago, and not any recent input.

Na I don't agree

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Na I don't agree

You don’t agree about what exactly?

 

[IronMike]

can we talk about the worst boners to have?

as in being in class dick so hard u can't do nothing but sit

I learned the quad flex strategy early in middle school, it was never an issue for me

 

[shedontluv-U]

You don’t agree about what exactly?

The way you so easily conflate the term Afro-American with South Africa

The way you say it, it's as if what defines the term African American is the 20% European.

But what truly defines it is the history of the first people who came and the relationship with America.

The 20% is just a rough estimate and it's simply a parameter. If we defined the basis of identity by this 20%, all Haitians, Jamaicans, and others would have an equal right to this title. Since you know with France

Imagine if I made this parallel just as easily, justifying it by saying it's the same thing, they also have just as much European blood

I don't know about you, but a pure-blooded European-American would say no, it's not the same because it's history and traditions that contribute to this identity And that England and the United States are two distinct countries And yes, he's right.

And no, that's not what makes them violent

Have you ever wondered why we call black African Americans and white people just American

If DNA is decisive as that?

And I see you coming with the 20% lol

I include Americans from the American continent and the First Nations