list of the only 5 valid reasons to work

[incel194012940]

1. To afford plastic surgery
2. To save enough money to never have to work again
3. To buy drugs
4. To provide the initial funding for some massive project you have like becoming a god/billionaire/filmmaker
5. To farm dopamine by fucking your female coworkers, mogging your male coworkers and scamming your clients

 

[Deleted member 59278]

Spot on

 

[sickdawgie]

But my coworkers mog me imma just Kurt Cobainmax bye

 

[RICHCELDOM]

0

 

[ItsOverLawg]

spot on

 

[Deleted member 21766]

Spot on

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

1. To afford plastic surgery
2. To save enough money to never have to work again
3. To buy drugs
4. To provide the initial funding for some massive project you have like becoming a god/billionaire/filmmaker
5. To farm dopamine by fucking your female coworkers, mogging your male coworkers and scamming your clients

Doing drugs is a bad coping mechanism.

 

[NZb6Air]

Great post OP , updooted

 

[Deleted member 45794]

Doing drugs is a bad coping mechanism.

Not all drugs are bad though

 

[NZb6Air]

Doing drugs is a bad coping mechanism.

he's talking about ritalin benzedrine and caffeine

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Not all drugs are bad though

Example?

 

[dbva]

6. food and anime girl body pillow