List of things that increase cortisol

[Deleted member 87612]

1. Loud noise, even for very short time periods

Spoiler: Link

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003682X19308679

2. Long commutes increase cortisol

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https://www.apa.org/monitor/sep06/commutes

3. Shit posture

Spoiler: Link

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20855902

4. Intense prolonged excercise

Spoiler: Link

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10190775/

5. Smoking

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16325948

6. Marijuana

Spoiler: Link

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19083209

7. Short sleep

Spoiler: Link

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9415946

Spoiler: Link 2

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234

8. Bad quality sleep

Spoiler: Link

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234

9. Staying awake when you should be sleeping

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6822642/

Spoiler: Link 2

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10704520

10. Stimulants like coffee, nicotine and yohimbine

Spoiler: Coffee link

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2249754/

Spoiler: Nicotine link

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0167876005002679

Spoiler: Yohimbine link

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15573025

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Bad formatting

 

[Deleted member 84661]

1. Loud noise, even for very short time periods

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003682X19308679]
2. Long commutes increase cortisol

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER bhttps://www.apa.org/monitor/sep06/commutes]
3. Shit posture

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20855902/]
4. Intense prolonged excercise

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10190775/]
5. Smoking

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16325948/]
6. Marijuana

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19083209/]
7. Short sleep

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9415946/]

Spoiler: Link 2

[/SPOILER https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234]
8. Bad quality sleep

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234]
9. Staying awake when you should be sleeping

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6822642/]

Spoiler: Link 2

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10704520/]
10. Stimulants like coffee, nicotine and yohimbine

Spoiler: Coffee link

[/SPOILER https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2249754/]

Spoiler: Nicotine link

[/SPOILER https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0167876005002679]

Spoiler: Yohimbine link

[/SPOILER https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15573025]

Kinda obvious

 

[Deleted member 87612]

@Gargantuan @Gengar @emeraldglass yo tech niggers how do i fix this bullshit

 

[PsychoDsk]

BOTB asap

 

[Deleted member 87612]

BOTB asap

shut the fuck up

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Also most things that "increase cortisol" will do no difference to the body, you will not feel the effects

It will not harm the body in anyway

 

[Deleted member 87612]

Bad formatting

idk how to use spoilers

 

[Deleted member 87612]

Also most things that "increase cortisol" will do no difference to the body, you will not feel the effects

ok incel, how does it feel getting postrep mogged by a dalit greycel

 

[kaugummi]

probably the worst format I have ever seen in my life for a thread but thanks for info

 

[DR. NICKGA]

ok incel, how does it feel getting postrep mogged by a dalit greycel

Wow , congrats

 

[Deleted member 84615]

cortisolo is power

 

[Deleted member 87612]

Wow , congrats

aight how.do i fix my shit thread

 

[NZb6Air]

Number #1 : Social isolation

 

[DR. NICKGA]

aight how.do i fix my shit thread

Here!!

Spoiler: me secret message to you maaaaa freind :D

i swear i gonna fucking lynch you fucking nigger

 

[emeraldglass]

@Gargantuan @Gengar @emeraldglass yo tech niggers how do i fix this bullshit

What is the problem?

 

[ryuken]

What is the problem?

the thread format he doesn't know how to use spoilers

 

[R@m@]

Also most things that "increase cortisol" will do no difference to the body, you will not feel the effects

It will not harm the body in anyway

Cortisol and stress is only bad when you cant sleep properly

You can be very stressed but if you have a good night sleep you recover from the stress

 

[Lefty Rankin]

1. Loud noise, even for very short time periods

Spoiler: Link

[SPOILER https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003682X19308679]

2. Long commutes increase cortisol

Spoiler: Link

[SPOILER https://www.apa.org/monitor/sep06/commutes]

3. Shit posture

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20855902/]

4. Intense prolonged excercise

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10190775/]

5. Smoking

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16325948/]

6. Marijuana

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19083209/]

7. Short sleep

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9415946/]

Spoiler: Link 2

[/SPOILER https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234]

8. Bad quality sleep

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1155/2010/759234]

9. Staying awake when you should be sleeping

Spoiler: Link

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6822642/]

Spoiler: Link 2

[/SPOILER https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10704520/]
10. Stimulants like coffee, nicotine and yohimbine

Spoiler: Coffee link

[/SPOILER https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2249754/]

Spoiler: Nicotine link

[/SPOILER https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0167876005002679]

Spoiler: Yohimbine link

[/SPOILER https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15573025]

I mean, it really depends on the person though doesn't it? Last year when I lived about a 45 minute drive from work I really enjoyed the drive. Gave me the right time and setting to listen to podcasts on the way to and from while going through the countryside. Weed, cigarettes, coffee, and lack of sleep never make me feel bad either.

Same with loud noises too. America is deafeningly quiet. I miss the bustle of third world high population cities in Asia. Motorbike horns, crowds, and firecrackers are soothing to me.

 

[Jonnyboi]

Looksmax arguments

 

[wastedspermcel]

Formatting is abysmal

 

[Dodevu]

Waking up

 

[shalomer]

Also most things that "increase cortisol" will do no difference to the body, you will not feel the effects

It will not harm the body in anyway

Cortisol is means by which stress manifests. Stress is known to cause a lot of things that you want to avoid

 

[emeraldglass]

the thread format he doesn't know how to use spoilers

@iloveboobs is this how you wanted it? I just fixed it.

 

[mulattocel]

Legit. Cortisol also makes you ugly and recessed

 

[Foreverbrad]

Failure of any kind

 

[Deleted member 87612]

@iloveboobs is this how you wanted it? I just fixed it.

thanks but i still dont know how to do it myself also i wanna add shit but i publsihed the thread half done cuz i suspected its gonna turn out subhuman

 

[emeraldglass]

thanks but i still dont know how to do it myself also i wanna add shit but i publsihed the thread half done cuz i suspected its gonna turn out subhuman

 

[Deleted member 87612]

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cant edit my thread son

 

[emeraldglass]

cant edit my thread son

Yeah, you can't edit this thread anymore, and I don't have the ability to grant that permission.

 

[NumbThePain]

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Wat voor computer heeft u?

 

[emeraldglass]

Wat voor computer heeft u?

Een simpele maar betrouwbare notebook.

 

[MA_ascender]

Everything on this gay earth is designed to keep you high cortisol

 

[NumbThePain]

Een simpele maar betrouwbare notebook.

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Windows? Hoeveel inch bhai?

 

[emeraldglass]

Windows? Hoeveel inch bhai?

ik weet niet hoeveel inch, maar het is precies zoals die op de foto.

 

[mercccwmouth]

nice nigga