leckerman
ADHD Ruined my life.
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025
- Posts
- 658
- Reputation
- 939
Growing up in the shithole we call Londonistan is very difficult but its become somewhat arguably safer,
BUT THERE WAS ONCE A TIME
London was even worser during 2015-2019 being a teenager meant having humongous target on your back.
You may be asking? "But why lecker?"
Its because Londonistan was having a major Gang & Knife crime epidemic.
Niggas would stab each-other simply just for living a few yards down the street of the SAME road, or even worse they would talk shit on the cursed app known as Snapchat leading to crazy ass assaults.
I have a story to tell you on how I learnt this the hard way..
So at this point it was 2018 Almost Summer Holidays and I was still in Secondary School (High School for the Americans) and I was leaving school after a long boring Tuesday afternoon.
It was around 3:50PM and Im waiting for the Bus and The bus stop is basically just a broken ass stop sign. Anyways Im waiting and suddenly
3 Tall Masked Up Men Come Towards me.
Now my fight or flight kicks in and I immediately pocket my phone and zip it up as phone robberies are very common in the UK. Bare in mind this is East London.
So these 3 approach me and ask me:
"Ay where you from g."
"One of your peoples gave man bare verbal on snap styl."
"I know you know him cause you go to the same year and school."
I think to myself,
I’m Fucked…
Anyways, I try to keep my guard up and try to stay on my toes as these little faggots could try to cheap shot me.
But I hesitate and tell them that I do not know the individual they are talking about and theres a mistake.
Big mistake…
"Ay bro dont test my patience, Ill back out my ZK (Zombie Knife AKA Big ass machete) and Ill shank you rn."
This guy has a massive fucking case wrapped around his legs and I know instantly this guy isnt fucking around.
I try to explain again and then…
BAM
ONE OF THE FUCKERS HIT MY SHOULDER WITH A FUCKING BATON.
Then I obviously put distance between me and them and I manage to kick one of them in the chest and he falls back a little.
Now I’m in genuine shock and adrenaline, I could have gotten stabbed and I narrowly dodged. The same main guy asks again.
“DO YOU KNOW WHERE ******** IS, IF YOU DONT TELL ME RN ILL BUCK YOU RN IDGAF ABOUT NO FEDS."
Feds=Police
Buck=Stab
At this point im just an innocent civilian who tryna get home, but then
BAM
Punched in the face, nose bleeding,
No one is helping at the bus stop and im standing my ground. They start to fall back and one of them tries to hit me with a FUCKING WALKING STICK and I push them back. Luckily I was close to my school and I was 15 at the time.
Parents get called, my mum starts bawling her eyes out. shattered my collarbone. Lacerations all over my arm and my nose is just pouring blood.
Up in till that point I thought that simply keeping your head low and not interfering in any bullshit would keep me clear but i knew that there was genuinely nothing that prevents me from being attacked.
But yeah cool story I guess.
BUT THERE WAS ONCE A TIME
London was even worser during 2015-2019 being a teenager meant having humongous target on your back.
You may be asking? "But why lecker?"
Its because Londonistan was having a major Gang & Knife crime epidemic.
Niggas would stab each-other simply just for living a few yards down the street of the SAME road, or even worse they would talk shit on the cursed app known as Snapchat leading to crazy ass assaults.
I have a story to tell you on how I learnt this the hard way..
So at this point it was 2018 Almost Summer Holidays and I was still in Secondary School (High School for the Americans) and I was leaving school after a long boring Tuesday afternoon.
It was around 3:50PM and Im waiting for the Bus and The bus stop is basically just a broken ass stop sign. Anyways Im waiting and suddenly
3 Tall Masked Up Men Come Towards me.
Now my fight or flight kicks in and I immediately pocket my phone and zip it up as phone robberies are very common in the UK. Bare in mind this is East London.
So these 3 approach me and ask me:
"Ay where you from g."
"One of your peoples gave man bare verbal on snap styl."
"I know you know him cause you go to the same year and school."
I think to myself,
I’m Fucked…
Anyways, I try to keep my guard up and try to stay on my toes as these little faggots could try to cheap shot me.
But I hesitate and tell them that I do not know the individual they are talking about and theres a mistake.
Big mistake…
"Ay bro dont test my patience, Ill back out my ZK (Zombie Knife AKA Big ass machete) and Ill shank you rn."
This guy has a massive fucking case wrapped around his legs and I know instantly this guy isnt fucking around.
I try to explain again and then…
BAM
ONE OF THE FUCKERS HIT MY SHOULDER WITH A FUCKING BATON.
Then I obviously put distance between me and them and I manage to kick one of them in the chest and he falls back a little.
Now I’m in genuine shock and adrenaline, I could have gotten stabbed and I narrowly dodged. The same main guy asks again.
“DO YOU KNOW WHERE ******** IS, IF YOU DONT TELL ME RN ILL BUCK YOU RN IDGAF ABOUT NO FEDS."
Feds=Police
Buck=Stab
At this point im just an innocent civilian who tryna get home, but then
BAM
Punched in the face, nose bleeding,
No one is helping at the bus stop and im standing my ground. They start to fall back and one of them tries to hit me with a FUCKING WALKING STICK and I push them back. Luckily I was close to my school and I was 15 at the time.
Parents get called, my mum starts bawling her eyes out. shattered my collarbone. Lacerations all over my arm and my nose is just pouring blood.
Up in till that point I thought that simply keeping your head low and not interfering in any bullshit would keep me clear but i knew that there was genuinely nothing that prevents me from being attacked.
But yeah cool story I guess.
